I'm fourteen years old. I get laid about six times a day with multiple partners. I have three girlfriends who all know each other and have amazing lesbian sex with me videotaping it. I usually have group sex with models about four times a week, and get given blowjobs about three times a day. I can fuck for hours and all the girls love me. I'm a sophisticated pimp and pimp out all my girlfriends and random bitches. I get laid more than any of you put together. I had sex with Claudia Schieffer on eight nonconsecutive occasions.

Is this normal?

Hell no that's not normal. You should be having way more sex than that with more partners, and you should have started doing it much younger.

No you're shittin' us.

You think?

Give the man a prize.

You forgot to mention the horses.

Why do you bother?

posting shit like that seems to be normal for someone your age

I don't think it's normal for somebody your age to tell such tall tales.

Now I know you're much older than 14 'cause not many 14-year-olds know who Claudia Schiffer is. I think you were 14 in the early 90s.

Trippy_McGee shut the fuck up your so young you probably couldn't figure out the red button is the record on the video camera.

Lamer seeking attention.

Stop playing with yourself, thoughts + masturbation does not = sex 6x a day.

Retards. He's mocking the "Teenage sex life!?" thread because the person who started it was obviously looking to brag.

He might be taking a shot at the "why girls like me??" thread too.

He's not really an attention whore. He's being sarcastic. [/common sense]

EDIT: He's probably also making fun of the "Womanizer" thread too. That's the biggest peice of bullshit attention whoring I've ever seen. Seriously, that guy is just sad.

-Nocuous

[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 02-10-2004).]

How sad...

Wow, that's a lot of pent-up aggression from LSA King.

How do you spell "virgin for life"?

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

How do you spell "virgin for life"?

"LSAking" or "jackinmyhat". Both are acceptable variations.

Your grammer is better then the typical pimp.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

I'm fourteen years old. I get laid about six times a day with multiple partners. I have three girlfriends who all know each other and have amazing lesbian sex with me videotaping it. I usually have group sex with models about four times a week, and get given blowjobs about three times a day. I can fuck for hours and all the girls love me. I'm a sophisticated pimp and pimp out all my girlfriends and random bitches. I get laid more than any of you put together. I had sex with Claudia Schieffer on eight nonconsecutive occasions.

Is this normal?

Well I do all of that PLUS my penis is over 12" long. Did I mention that I also am 6'3 and weigh 200 pounds and am ripped? Yea.

Am I the only one that actualy remembers who Trippy is?

Now I know what if feels like to be a totse geezer.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Wow, that's a lot of pent-up aggression from LSA King.

How do you spell "virgin for life"?



Go ask your daddy what "erection" means son.

ha...ha..ha.

mmm sounds fun.

*fantisises*

i thought it was funny



i know who he is...and shit, you've been a member longer than me hah

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

Am I the only one that actualy remembers who Trippy is?

Now I know what if feels like to be a totse geezer.

I remember.

quote:Originally posted by LSA King:



Go ask your daddy what "erection" means son.

All the insults in the world won't change the fact that you're a virgin, and will die a virgin.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Now I know you're much older than 14 'cause not many 14-year-olds know who Claudia Schiffer is. I think you were 14 in the early 90s.

Clever.

The rich get richer and the bitchy get bitchier.

^ biatcher

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

All the insults in the world won't change the fact that you're a virgin, and will die a virgin.



Who said I am a virgin loser? Why not get a real girl and stop humping your blow up doll. I bet the only cherry every popped in a relationship was yours.

quote:Originally posted by LSA King:



Who said I am a virgin loser? Why not get a real girl and stop humping your blow up doll. I bet the only cherry every popped in a relationship was yours.

man, why is it so hard for you to find the hilarity in his post? I mean come on that was a great immitation of half the posts around.

Have a sense of humor and chill a little man.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

I'm fourteen years old. I get laid about six times a day with multiple partners. I have three girlfriends who all know each other and have amazing lesbian sex with me videotaping it. I usually have group sex with models about four times a week, and get given blowjobs about three times a day. I can fuck for hours and all the girls love me. I'm a sophisticated pimp and pimp out all my girlfriends and random bitches. I get laid more than any of you put together. I had sex with Claudia Schieffer on eight nonconsecutive occasions.

Is this normal?

No, because women don't normally do that sort of stuff.

quote:Originally posted by LSA King:



Who said I am a virgin loser? Why not get a real girl and stop humping your blow up doll. I bet the only cherry every popped in a relationship was yours.

I said you're a virgin, and will die a virgin. Deadlycindy seconded it. I noticed you didn't directly deny it, either.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

I said you're a virgin, and will die a virgin. Deadlycindy seconded it. I noticed you didn't directly deny it, either.



Deny what I was never accused you simple said "virgin for life". In other words your accusing me of being a virgin so don't give me that bullshit "Well I never directly said you were a virgin" as you said "I never directly answered your question" which you never fucking asked to begin with.

If you want to know the answer so badly (which wouldn't surprise me being the quirky guy you are) then you should read some of my older posts regarding the Vagina my friend.

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

man, why is it so hard for you to find the hilarity in his post? I mean come on that was a great immitation of half the posts around.

Have a sense of humor and chill a little man.





I may sound like I am coming off as bitter but I am having a great time. This amuses me. Give me next week when I up my dose of Valium to go back to my happy flaming again.

Wow, you're incoherant AND a virgin for life.

Get laid bitch boy and stop worrying how pussy tastes like.

No this is completely abnormal!

Having read your post very carefully i have come to the following conclusion, You are suffering form imaginative impotence!

A very serious thing caused by not having enough anal intercourse with Claudia Schiffer! Don't worry though we all have it at some time or another when she isn't putting it out!

I love you guys. Why don't you post a picture of yourself, King? We'll let the people here decide which one of us will die unfulfilled.

Does it strike anyone else as funny how 80% of the users here are anal-retentive losers who think they decide what's funny, cool, or lame?

quote:Originally posted by cashual21:

Does it strike anyone else as funny how 80% of the users here are anal-retentive losers who think they decide what's funny, cool, or lame?

Now I know you were also including yourself in that statistic.

I might be an anal-retentive loser, but I'm sure I'm an anal-retentive loser that gets better sex than you.