what do you uses to shove up there? I somtimes use my fingers but that doesn't feel all that good. Any ideas? Like household items that like virbrate or anything

.....ugh

Use a cactus.

The best thing to do is go and buy an dildo (they have smaller ones for your ass) or a butt plug (i dont know that that is stimulating, but you stick it up your ass.)

But, in the idea of house hold objects...go for something that is shaped relativly well (anything phallic would do). Start with something small, given that you are now using your finger. Say the not pen end of a sharpie. Then move on to objects of increasing size.

I wouldn't consider having a household object that vibrates up your ass a good idea. Maybe that is just me? If you are really into that though, i guess you could bag an upside down electric toothbrush (put something like cotton around the edges and top to make it soft) and then it would vibrate. But that is rather large. And you need room for it to vibrate. ....i may be being stupid here, but i am guessing the base vibrates too????

Well good luck with anal masturbation. Doesn't sound like fun to me, but hey whatever floats your boat?

Consider suicide.

Or use a pineapple.

quote:Originally posted by Slurm:



Or use a pineapple.

DAMN! Beat me to it.

It actually feels better, so why don't you guys try it before you knock it?

Anyway, finger(s) works fine for me.

OMG!!!!!!!!!11111 SUM1 IZ FINGRIN HIZ BUTT!!!111 UR GOIN 2 HELL I HOPE U NO DAT!!!11 GOD H8Z F@GZ U FUCKIN F@G0T A$$HOLE!!!111 UR GROSE FUCKIN F@G I CN'T BILIV SUM1 WOD D0 DAT. UG. GO FUKIN DI U FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

grow the hell up. Don't click on the thread if you're just going to flame someone for liking something you don't. This is Sex and Affection. If you can't deal with it, leave

Whatever you choose to use, be sure to maintain a good grip on it. Or choose something that's very wide at the (non-business) end. The anus is like a quicksand pit that will suck objects right in, and next thing you know you're impatiently waiting your turn in the emergency room.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Whatever you choose to use, be sure to maintain a good grip on it. Or choose something that's very wide at the (non-business) end. The anus is like a quicksand pit that will suck objects right in, and next thing you know you're impatiently waiting your turn in the emergency room.

lol i would love to be a fly on the wall in the emergency room when people come in with complaints such as these, kinda like in Jackass when the guy sticks the car up his ass and goes to the doctor. It sounds funny but I bet it happens more than we imagine, probably in big gay communities like san francisco they get a decetn number of "lost sex toy" visits each year.

Dude! Total Bummer!

Looks like you've got a hot, hot date, with yer own prostate.

I hope you don't end up a totally solipsistic

paranoid, ever so afraid, that you'll get yourself in the end.

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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

OMG!!!!!!!!!11111 SUM1 IZ FINGRIN HIZ BUTT!!!111 UR GOIN 2 HELL I HOPE U NO DAT!!!11 GOD H8Z F@GZ U FUCKIN F@G0T A$$HOLE!!!111 UR GROSE FUCKIN F@G I CN'T BILIV SUM1 WOD D0 DAT. UG. GO FUKIN DI U FUCKIN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

grow the hell up. Don't click on the thread if you're just going to flame someone for liking something you don't. This is Sex and Affection. If you can't deal with it, leave

amen, Glitter.

I saw an X-ray in Discover magizine once of a jam jar stuck up some guy's rectum. He thought it would cure his constipation. I laughed so hard.

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Use a road cone like the ****** guy does......

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Use a cactus.



haha, that would fucking hurt,damn.

I was just playing my PS2 and my controller started to vibrate...

And if it does get sucked in atleast youve got a chord to pull it back out

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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Whatever you choose to use, be sure to maintain a good grip on it. Or choose something that's very wide at the (non-business) end. The anus is like a quicksand pit that will suck objects right in, and next thing you know you're impatiently waiting your turn in the emergency room.

Maybe it's just my ass or something...

But aren't sphincter muscles designed to expel...stuff? Like, if it got stuck up there couldn't you just...poop it out?

But I guess you'd be kind of nervous. Maybe enough to cause constipation of sorts.

-Nocuous

Live anti-aircraft artillary works very well.

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quote:Originally posted by Zarf Vreex:

Live anti-aircraft artillary works very well.

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Yeowch.

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What mundane, vanilla sex lives some of you must have.

I'll never comprehend why anal stimulation is so taboo. It feels good. If you're somewhat hygienic about it (like all other sex acts) I don't see what the big deal is.

You can put you mouth on a penis or vagina, you can touch genitalia with another person (who can possibly have fatal diseases) and yet when it comes to enjoying yourself it's "disgusting".

It is somewhat of an acquired taste, but you can teach yourself to really like it. Or you can be a closed-minded conservative and never know the true limits of your sexual being.

I know a few people who use their heads.

Condom over a screwdriver handle, chucked into a cordless drill.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

...a penis or vagina...

You forgot the dirtiest place of all...our mouths. Filthy...

quote:Originally posted by lifejunkie:

Condom over a screwdriver handle, chucked into a cordless drill.



Speaking from experience LJ?

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

But aren't sphincter muscles designed to expel...stuff? Like, if it got stuck up there couldn't you just...poop it out?

But I guess you'd be kind of nervous. Maybe enough to cause constipation of sorts.



You would think! But, no. I dunno why. I should probably look this up but I can't be bothered.

During college I worked in a major hospital's medical records and filed H&P's (doctor's write-up of a patient visit). At least once per week there was some incident involving something stuck in some guy's ass.

The most notable, which I have posted before, was this dude who finally reported to the ER after a vibrator had been stuck (in the "on" position) in his rectum for 2 days. The only reason he came in was 'cause the batteries ran out and he thought they might leak. He had reported only flatulence and complained of serious constipation. It was his girlfriend who brought him in.

Only a qualified physician with needle-nose forceps and the ol' "knee-chest" position can get these things out, apparently.

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Use a cactus.



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