How the fuck do you huff it when you're about to climax? I don't wanna leave the bottle open early in case it all evaporates, and I sure as fuck don't wanna risk spilling it on myself/my partner. Is there a better way?

Use one of those helmets that hold beer cans. Put a thing of amyl nitrate on each side, hook it up, but put the tubes up your nose instead of in your mouth. You may need to use force, since they're not designed to go there. You may also look like some hyperactive kid on a respirator, but that's no reason to shrug off the chance at a good high, right?

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put it in a sippy cup or a travel coffee mug

Try holding your thumb over the top of the bottle instead of having to uncap/screw it?

Or try changing positions..

I could try leaning over the side of the bed so if it spills it won't burn anyone.

Actually I was hopin somebody knew what them things in the movies were how they crumple a pill or something under their nose.

Don't sniff it out of the bottle if you're in bed having sex.

Take a thin sock or washcloth, press it over the top of an open bottom and turn the bottle quickly upside down and then rightside up again. You can do that once or twice.

Then you'll have a nice little dab of poppers on the cloth. Then close the bottle and set it aside. The poppers will last about a minute on the cloth.

Now you can both sniff the sock or washcloth. You can just hold the cloth between you. You can also lay it on her chest just below her neck - and you both whiff.

BTW, remember what area you put it on - I usually do it in the corner of a cloth or at the toe of a sock.

A thin white hankerchief works well, too.

1: Throw the poppers out the window, as hard as you can.

2: Find an angel and procure some Methamphetamine or Cocaine

3: (If meth) hit the foil with your girl, and proceed to fuck before Tinymethdick syndrome hits

3A: (If cocaine) Do lines together, and fuck like bunnies.

ALTERNATIVE: Snort your powdered drugs off of each other. My favorite places to snort Meth off a chick are the small of her back (classic), that sexy little depression where her collar bones meet in the center (when she's lying down), and between her breasts.

Seriously, poppers are a waste. There's better, less brain-fucking shit out there (well, for the short term, anyway).

-Infrared

MEth makes me vomit at the prospect of touching anybody, and cocaine is far too expensive for me...