Some shallow people would love to visit a nice Sheep-Shop. That is a house or store front where a man could pay to use-a-ewe. If

there was a Shop-of-Hot-Ewes, would you ever

pay to use a Hot Ewe?

One could use hormones to bring sweet young ewes into heat at various convienient times throughout the year. The benefit of this type

of operation is no innocent young women would

be so awfully, awfully corrupted.

Police might laugh too hard to be able to get

down & bust such a ewe-corrupting op.

Have you ever seen a shave-tail ewe? Very like a woman. They don't say much, when they

do, it's usually the same thing. And, of course, sheep are cheap.

you have to be from new zealand, right?

I thought it was Scotland.

No. In the UK it's Welshmen. As for kiwis, it's a triangle. Australians call New Zealanders sheepfuckers. New Zealanders call South Africans sheepfuckers. South Africans call Australians sheepfuckers.

In reality, all nationalities fuck sheep.

Not Israelis.

Reminds me of something George Carlin said once: you know why farmers fuck sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So the sheep will push back.

Our Motto:

"You'll Feel Ship-Shape After You Visit Our Sheep-Shop!"

Definitely New Zealend.

"Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous."

-Nocuous

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Not Israelis.

They would if there were sheep in Israel.

What's the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stone says "Hey you get off of my cloud", and the scotsman says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe."