Ok I was at a party last night, i was making out with this girl i like and BLAH SHE FUCKING PUKED IN MY MOUTH!! I got up threw up myself and left, i am so digusted and i woke up with that Fucking taste in my mouth, although i brushed my teeth 20 times

The only reason I care about this at all, is because I can laugh at your minor misfortune.

Maybe if you brushed your teeth before hand it wouldn't have happened.

Now thats fucking funny.

That means she likes you too.

From the title I thought it was going to be something really gross. Maybe along the lines of "man I got out of the shower today and the sores on my genitilia started exploding",,,now thatd be FUCKING GROSS

Or if the warts on your partners genitalia started exploding......While you were trying to work down there.

Usually, as a general rule. If you're hitting her gag reflexes, it's a little too much tongue.

-Nocuous



[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 02-08-2004).]

All this talk about exploding warts and vomit is turning me on. Time to watch some shit eating porn.

by any chance did you mean FUCKIN FUNNY?

Something like that happened to a buddy of mine. Except he got puked on by his girlfriend, we were all chillin in his basement, we were all shitfaced his girlfriend. Just rolled over and pucked in his lap. HAHAHAHA funny shit.

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

The only reason I care about this at all, is because I can laugh at your minor misfortune.



haha, very well said. and i love your name.

There was a man at a whorehouse who was eating out one of the whore's pussy.

As he was eating her, a little piece of corn came out of her pussy.

Then a few seconds later a piece of green bean and a little strand of spaghetti.

The man got really weirded out and mad. He stood up and said, "Bitch, do you know you've got food in your pussy! Are you sick?!"

She said, "No, but the guy before you was."