Is it just me, or is it like the more trouble you go through to masturbate, the more dissapointed you are when finished? For example, lets say you don't want to do it dry, so you get some lube, then you have to find something good to wack it to, THEN you have to get it up again because by then you've lost your boner. Then once you FINALLY finish, you start to think " I went through all that trouble, and all I have now is a mess to clean up."

It's like going to every store in town to buy a brand new tv to watch what you think will be one of the best boxing matches of your life, THEN arguing with your wife because SHE wants to watch Oxygen all day, just for the match to be a one round knockout.

Yep, this is probably just me.

I feel your pain.

Although truth be told I'm not sure I should say anything about "feeling" anything of yours in a thread like this. Because then I'd probably have to clean up the mess.

quote:Like I've said a million times already:

Just do it in the shower...

Too lazy to wank... jesus, what's next, getting an iron lung because you're too lazy to breathe?