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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-02-06, 20:09
oogsmash oogsmash is offline
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what is the most that you've jerked off in 24 hours? my record is a measly 8 but i think that might be a good thing...
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Old 2004-02-06, 21:31
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Thats rediculous. I did 3 ONCE, and i remember it quite well. Usually after the first time it hurts basically, and i have to force myself to ejakul8
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Old 2004-02-06, 22:56
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5 times in 1 day. After about the second everytime I did it, I felt really depressed. My best guess is the low testosterone levels in me, from wanking it so much.
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Old 2004-02-06, 23:07
Unlucky Unlucky is offline
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6, but I didnt do it to myself
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Old 2004-02-07, 00:08
Evolution of A Saint Evolution of A Saint is offline
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I've done it 17 times in a day. I just kept going whenever i had the chance, but it stops gettin fun after about 3.

~es
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Old 2004-02-07, 01:07
sniper3k3 sniper3k3 is offline
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Once I managed 5 times but I was really horny.
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Old 2004-02-07, 05:14
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Probably 10ish for me. I've never actually counted.
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Old 2004-02-07, 05:32
notate notate is offline
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....10ish = Damn.



5 times. A long time ago.
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Old 2004-02-07, 05:37
Ducky Ducky is offline
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5 of so, I believe.
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Old 2004-02-07, 06:02
Dissident Dissident is offline
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...13
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Old 2004-02-07, 06:40
Confuzzled_Chickie Confuzzled_Chickie is offline
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Wow... that's a lot

Do you guys have gfs?

and if you do... why would u need to jack off that much if you have a real girl?
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Old 2004-02-07, 07:37
Televangelism Rapist Televangelism Rapist is offline
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I havent had a girlfriend for almost 5 months and I didnt jack for almost a month after i broke up with her and then i went marathon man and porformed the most daring stunt of my life

9 times in 2 hours i was fucking exhausted
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Old 2004-02-07, 15:48
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um 2 times by myself...10ish with a girl.
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Old 2004-02-07, 17:10
layinlow91741 layinlow91741 is offline
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i agree with confuzzled chickie. If you had a gf you would not need to spend all of your free time jackin off. All of you guys that made a reply about how many times you jack off a day need to go out and find a real girl......
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Old 2004-02-07, 19:50
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quote:Originally posted by layinlow91741:

i agree with confuzzled chickie. If you had a gf you would not need to spend all of your free time jackin off. All of you guys that made a reply about how many times you jack off a day need to go out and find a real girl......



I second that. Nothing better to do?
 #16 
Old 2004-02-07, 20:52
negative_zero negative_zero is offline
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the most i masturbated in a day is 8 times, but it went on for 3 days straight.

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 #17 
Old 2004-02-08, 00:54
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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5 in one day.Well does this include a hand job from a girl?.
 #18 
Old 2004-02-08, 04:03
noskillz noskillz is offline
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10 times in one day.

After the 4th it hurts and dosnt become fun anymore. At the 6th i almost gave up. On the 10th it took 3 hours and i was limp the whole time.

[This message has been edited by noskillz (edited 02-08-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-08, 04:28
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One of my friends jacked off 22 times in 24 hours. I believe him. If you saw his jack-of muscle(the muscle in your arm you use when you jack off, it looks like it pops out of your elbow) you would believe him too.
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Old 2004-02-08, 05:51
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CesareBorgia:

One of my friends jacked off 22 times in 24 hours. I believe him. If you saw his jack-of muscle(the muscle in your arm you use when you jack off, it looks like it pops out of your elbow) you would believe him too.

Is that the anatomical term for the muscle in the arm? Somehow I doubt it.

I think I did 4 or 6 or something.
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Old 2004-02-08, 10:09
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about 18-20 times. It was something like once every hour. Boy were my nuts fuckin' sore. Walked really funny and had sport at school next day. I chucked a sickie so I could try for a self made record.
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Old 2004-02-08, 18:11
Rico Rico is offline
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You see this is where I get weirded out. Generally it takes 10 minutes my first time, then I can start again after a couple minutes but it can take up to an hour for me to orgasm again. Due to this ridiculous effort required I have only done it a couple times. If I wait a few hours then it goes back to taking 10-20 minutes, so I guess I could do 8 or so in a day, but I don't have the sex drive. Most is 3.

10-20? How the hell?
 #23 
Old 2004-02-08, 18:47
Zman04 Zman04 is offline
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8 but it was hard....
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Old 2004-02-08, 19:04
oogsmash oogsmash is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

Is that the anatomical term for the muscle in the arm? Somehow I doubt it.

I think I did 4 or 6 or something.

its called the "fore-arm". also known as the jack-off muscle...
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Old 2004-02-08, 20:01
*FuckBeast* *FuckBeast* is offline
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I remember 15 times a few weeks ago, fuck when I fucking start I cant stop then. >:0
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Old 2004-02-08, 20:10
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quote:Originally posted by Rico:

You see this is where I get weirded out. Generally it takes 10 minutes my first time, then I can start again after a couple minutes but it can take up to an hour for me to orgasm again. Due to this ridiculous effort required I have only done it a couple times. If I wait a few hours then it goes back to taking 10-20 minutes, so I guess I could do 8 or so in a day, but I don't have the sex drive. Most is 3.

10-20? How the hell?

same with me except my record is twice in a day but ive only done it a few times cause after the first time it doesnt even feel good
 #27 
Old 2004-02-08, 21:47
boomgetchopped boomgetchopped is offline
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Never really pushed myself to the limit. If you can jerk off more than twice in a day than you have more than just time on your hands!
 #28 
Old 2004-02-10, 06:09
Acid-Killer Acid-Killer is offline
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^^Fuck dude, I got more time on my hands than I do sperm.
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Old 2004-02-10, 15:48
xosfsx xosfsx is offline
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Well last night I did at 1:00 because I could not sleep. Today my mom got stuck in our driveway backing out so I would have been late for school so I got to stay home. I went 3 times this morning, so four altogether today.......and I think I'm done. But seriously when I was like 13 I would do it so much my skin would get worn around my head lmfoa lmfoa lmofa
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Old 2004-02-10, 22:12
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Wow and I thought 3-4 times a day was normal Most of the times I jack off 3-4 times in a row everyday and sometimes I do this like 2-3 times in a day and yes I have a girlfriend with who I have sex.

I dont know my record but I'm sure its alot, sometimes I jack off 3-4 times go to my girl fuck 3 times go home and jack off 2-3more times before I go to sleep.

Really I don't believe any of you that say 3-4 times in a day? Cause I know for sure my friends (used to or still) jack off a few times everyday.
 #31 
Old 2004-02-12, 03:45
Spookey Spookey is offline
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13 times in 35 minutes. Yes it did hurt.
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Old 2004-02-12, 03:49
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quote:Originally posted by layinlow91741:

i agree with confuzzled chickie. If you had a gf you would not need to spend all of your free time jackin off. All of you guys that made a reply about how many times you jack off a day need to go out and find a real girl......





true dat.
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Old 2004-02-12, 03:58
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I'd stop talking about yanking your worms now before oogsmash gets too excited. You probably already managed to up his record from 8 to 15....
 #34 
Old 2004-02-12, 07:14
Keltoiberserker Keltoiberserker is offline
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Eight and terribly sore afterwards.
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Old 2004-02-12, 08:47
Tru_Souljer Tru_Souljer is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Confuzzled_Chickie:

Wow... that's a lot

Do you guys have gfs?

and if you do... why would u need to jack off that much if you have a real girl?

its like peeing for distance. nobody NEEDS to, and sure, you can go use the toilet just as easially, but its fun every once in a while to just see how FAR you can pull it off. no pun intended...

ts
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Old 2004-02-12, 14:21
TerraSanctus TerraSanctus is offline
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All of you girls who are acting like we're killing baby kittens everytime we masterbate, you really don't understand.

See, most of the people on here are teenagers with TONS of free time. And being a teenager is alot like being a child with ADD. You want to concentrate, but your shit up a creek if you don't take your medicine. Well for any Pubescent boy, thats just how the game works: wack of, can go for more, do it! Its not our fault, blame the hormones!
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Old 2004-02-12, 20:45
oogsmash oogsmash is offline
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quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

I'd stop talking about yanking your worms now before oogsmash gets too excited. You probably already managed to up his record from 8 to 15....

Damn it! I thought i found all the cameras!
 #38 
Old 2004-02-16, 08:25
afrodeeziak87 afrodeeziak87 is offline
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6

the next day was just awful

felt hungover
 #39 
Old 2004-02-16, 15:03
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With my girlfriend around, once a week.

With my girlfriend away, 10 times a day.
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Old 2004-03-09, 19:55
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probably ten, i think if your circumcised you can't j/o as often cause theres too much friction. Fuck circumcision its a barbaric custom.
 #41 
Old 2004-03-09, 21:20
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how the hell do u jack off 10 times in one day.
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Old 2004-03-09, 23:41
oogsmash oogsmash is offline
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quote:Originally posted by niggapleaze:

how the hell do u jack off 10 times in one day.

easy. all you have to do is jerk off 9 times then jerk off one last time for good measure.
 #43 
Old 2004-03-09, 23:52
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I clearly remember counting 17 in a day when i was small, around the age of 10 or 11, it was easier, no mess, no worries....
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Old 2004-03-10, 03:24
Evolution of A Saint Evolution of A Saint is offline
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My gf jacked me off 7 times in the last 3 hours...now that's good.

~es
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Old 2004-03-10, 04:34
seraph~aral seraph~aral is offline
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4...4



2 in a quick row, another later, than i got lucky and pulled off anohter once more in the 24 hours. usually i would get 3, then be like fuck it, this hurts, but i got an extra one that time. 14? god damn, did you ejaculate blood and bone marrow the last couple of times or were you shooting blanks?
 
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