shiat dude, i'm sick of not knowing what to do, but you guy's have always served me good in the past (can't expect 100% help but most of you.) anyways...

shiAT! man so get this, i've moved into my new house, and there's this hizooooot chick living cross the street, one grade above me but my size and prolly relatively close to my age.

seems like there's a shitload of hot hispanic chicks, which brings me to my next point, why am i just more attracted to white girls than any other girls? shit dude, i feel bad like a black dude or something, feel like i prey on people that aren't mine.

goddamnit where was i? oh yeah. so this chick across the street, comes over, immediately offended right cause our house just naturally smells like ass cause the wood swells and rots and such due to poor insulation vs high humidity.

anyways, our house sucks ass and she came down and sat down on our shitty couch while i was installing half life right she's like "so how do you like our prison of a school?" now normally this would have been grounds for a conversation, but i hadn't even seen the school and i was scheduled to go the next day (this was three weeks ago) so obviously i had to just go, "i'm gonna go sight unseen tomorrow, so i couldn't tell you how i like it."

conversation shut the fuck down, thanks to fa'ad the dipshit AGAIN. going on... so then she's like sittin there and i'm like making attempts to re-engage in conversation but like the conversations keep coming to an end, not interesting ones, just mindless chit chat. afore she left she was like "hey come see me at school, i'm a sophomore so i can introduce you to all the cool people."

shiat. i scavenged today and yesterday for the entire duration of the lunch (looked like a fuckin loner all day today yesterday and tomorrow.) i don't wanna go over to her house and be like OMG WTF! just cause i don't wanna bust in there and act like we're friends for life.

i feel uncomfortable treading on her property, it's just like, if we met on mutual grounds at the school if by some chance i found her, then i could get to be more framiliar with her and like maybe be able to go over and get her to come out, maybe walk round to quiznos or the cafe or something.

so i wanna say fuggit and just knock on the door and walk round with her for a while but i'm what if she's not there and like i come by again later that day or the next day and she's not there again. i wanna know like her schedule so i can come by when she's available, so as not to seem like a stalker going over to her house when i don't even know her ass.

the point is, tomorrow, i'm gonna afixate my hair all nicely and just go to school all day, then after i'm gonna knock on that fucking door. then i'm gonna be like let's go for a walk or something! then she'll go what the fuck do i know you or some shit? and i'll go i live across the street, the memory of my shitty house will then flood back to her after three weeks of being stored away in the "repressed" section of her brain.

instant owneration and i'll get shut down and or land in the friend zone. the creepy friend zone. i've been considering just like saying hey where do you hang out, but then i'd prolly show up over there and she'd be like hey then her friends would all stare for a good solid and constant five minutes. an awkward wilence falling amongst them.

then i just go "see ya later!" go sit by my next class till i decide that i can't wait that long to take my own life and smear blood on the lockers.

the fucking end. merry fuckmas.

someone wanna write a better ending that involves me having getting together with her, not even necessarily sex, just maybe some serious chillin and snugglin fuck dude. private fa'ad ain't got none yet. (not forcibly you fucking moron who's thinking it just when i said that)

"oh you mutha fucka!"-Fa'ad

I can come up with a better ending, but you won't like it.

fad, u aint gonna get anything, go join the chess club.

Tell her you got your schedule, and you were hoping she could give you the 411 on the teachers you got. You know "Oh he's an ass, and a pervert, she's cool as long as you suck up." etc.

And seriously, join a team or club. Theatre tech has worked wonders for me. It's great. You're expected to wear black and be grouchy...

-Nocuous

"i'm gonna go sight unseen tomorrow, so i couldn't tell you how i like it"?

what the fuck was that? you could've said, "i dunno, i'm going tomorrow. how do you like it there?" and that triggers more conversation. i don't know what "zone" you're stuck in now. that line sticks you the cookie monster zone i would think...

Don't be such a fucking pussy. Sounds like you haven't hit puberty yet.

Just talk to her - it's not hard, dipshit.

Damn.

i suggest getting off totse and sticking it in...

ts

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

I can come up with a better ending, but you won't like it.

I want to hear it...I'm pretty sure I'll like it!

As for you Fa'ad...I'm pretty sure I am just reiterating myself when I say "Stop being such a dumbass!"

But seeing as, for some reason, I'm in a helpful mood today I'm telling you to chill out around her and play it cool.

Also, why not just knock on her door before school and ask if you can tag along with her on the way to school?

I'd call that neutral ground!

If thats how you talk you dont stand a chance. Im gonna have to say join the chess club aswell

girls like confidence in a guy, just show her that you arent a pussy and do what you really want and feel confident with it (don't act nervous or make it awkward) and if you do end up looking like an idiot, who gives a shit because the chance is so small because she is a nice girl for coming over anyways so she wont think that and if it does end up going bad, who gives a shit because its just one girl. Do you have any idea how many girls there are in the world??? good luck, have fun

Alright, here's the ending:

fa'ad fucks off and does his own thing in school. fa'ad stops paying attention to the girls who don't pay attention to him, which should keep him nice and alone for a couple of years. fa'ad goes home and does his homework, maybe joins some clubs or whatever at school, maybe starts lifting, who knows.

Then, eventually, he watches everyone else fuck up instead of constantly bitching about how he needs to learn what to do, learns THAT way, and finally figures out at least a clumsy method of pulling a girl (as opposed to his no-chance-in-hell style of the present).

When he's a senior. If he's lucky.

Get ready for a long road, kiddo. They don't mature that fast, and I don't think you're capable of dumbing yourself down to the level of the average 14-year-old. You'll like college, but it'll have to make up for shit you won't get in HS.

by having waited for 3 weeks you blew all chances of potentially being able to masquerade your intentions.

Why the fuck did you wait 3 weeks? Are you telling me you couldn't find her ONCE during 3 whole weeks. If you could find her the first day or two, why not walk to her house and explain. This may sound harsh, and I'm not trying to be a dick, but STOP BEING A DUMBASS.

Another problem you have that I observe is that you are way to pessimistic. Cheer up and raise your self esteem. Confidence (or the lack thereof) is highly noticeable.

Heh, funny.

I moved about three months ago, and I'm in 9th grade, and there's this girl that lives close up the hill who's in 10th, but she's my age, and she's really cool. I talk to her on the bus and stuff.

Well, that's where the similarities end...

Fa'ad has lots of learning to do.

you shouldn't judge him like that... fuck you're only in 9th grade yourself!! You guys should hang out o.O

Installing half-life huh?

Maybe you could wow her with your L337 gaming skillz, you never know, it might work.

quote:Originally posted by bodomised:

Maybe you could wow her with your L337 gaming skillz, you never know, it might work.



Yeah, the only thing cooler than that is going to band camp or joining the chess club.

I wish I lived near a bunch of hot latinas...

Edit: I just read your post... holy shit are you a fucking dip shit. I can't stop laughing.

[This message has been edited by Stryker (edited 02-06-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Stryker:

I wish I lived near a bunch of hot latinas...

Hot latinas are bitchy. And they don't speak English. Just FYI...

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Originally posted by Stryker:

I wish I lived near a bunch of hot latinas...

Hot latinas are bitchy. And they don't speak English. Just FYI...

Yah. Now many Europeans girls like Norweigans and Scandinavians on the other hand...

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

Yah. Now many Europeans girls like Norweigans and Scandinavians on the other hand...

scandinavians?

dude, unless you gimme some links, i'm gonna say gross.

"nothing fancy, bill maher just plain sucks."-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

Why the fuck did you wait 3 weeks? Are you telling me you couldn't find her ONCE during 3 whole weeks. If you could find her the first day or two, why not walk to her house and explain. This may sound harsh, and I'm not trying to be a dick, but STOP BEING A DUMBASS.

Another problem you have that I observe is that you are way to pessimistic. Cheer up and raise your self esteem. Confidence (or the lack thereof) is highly noticeable.

no, i wasn't at school for three weeks after i was supposed to go the next day.

i haven't seen her all week at school this week though either.

keep in mind there's a reason that we don't have similar classes, different grades.

furthermore, i said i'm going sight unseen because she meant as far as appearance, not the admin or people, she knew i hadn't been there yet.

shiat broham, i'm just gonna go tomorrow or tuesday. cause my homeboy's coming over round ten o clock am.

i'm at a loss for words.