ok my g.f is bad at giving head and she knows it, so she asked me to find her a tutorial haha. she wont watch porn like i said, so if anyone knows where to get one or something please post it. thanks.

If she is bad at it and she knows it and she is obviously comfortable with admitting it to you then why not give her advice yourself? I mean you would be getting what you want out of it, while helping out your girlfriend.

Oh, and I have to mention this is my 500th post.

All I have to say is practice makes perfect

w00t on the 500th post there. A good trick would be just guiding her while she's giving you a blowjob. Tell her when she's doing something "right," and be sure to tell her what feels good and such.

If you're open to eachother, honestly just have give you a BJ and tell her what she's doing wrong, and when she's doing it right.

Never fails.

(unless she gets pissed at you ordering her around and bites your dick off)



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how can you be bad at giving head? That's fucking crazy...

shes bad because she has no goddamn idea what to do.

Along with like a cajillion other place on this mighty fine thing called the internet, I believe clitical.com (i believe that's the adress) has a great tutorial.

You should go with the advice of tell her what feels good and what is right.

Ah, but yes. What if she is doing nothing right? (highly improbable, but I'm sure someone will say it's true). If you know what you like (lets say you like having your scrotum licked etc.), tell her. If you dont, here are somethings she can start out trying... I am going to write this as if I am talking to the girl, because I tried the other way and it didn't work, so no, I am not saying you suck dick (just to make sure we are straight. Didn't want to upset anyone)

Get the whole thing wet. Lick the tip, the base, the sides, the top. Leave no territory uncovered. Then start at the tip. Suck on it/ massage it with your tongue. Don't keep one specific motion, mix it up. Break the massaging with licks along the side, or put your tongue to the side of your mouth, and lick the side of his penis as you let it slide deeper into your mouth. Go back to the massaging and sucking. If you can, try to deep throat. Just take it as far as you can (dont go to far...puking is not attractive). Slowly keep going in and out. If you can manage two things at once, keep making motions with your tongue along the base side as you are taking it in and out.

Dont forget that you have hands. Massage the base or his balls while you are sucking. That way your hands have something to do and it feels good for him.

You will know when he is enjoying these things (he better be telling you since you ask him nicely). You can switch in between any of the motions at anytime, just remember what he likes and what is more calming. Most guys like to be teased. When it is going really heavy, you start going lightly, therefore teasing him slightly.

Make sure you are enjoying it to. An enthusiastic girl is way better than a bored "do i have to" girl.

Well thats about all I can think to write. Good Luck, and as said prior, Practice, Practice, Practice

quote:Originally posted by Geenie:

how can you be bad at giving head? That's fucking crazy...

I don't know, ask my ex...

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

All I have to say is practice makes perfect

It also makes her jaw sore and teeth marks on his dick.

quote:Originally posted by JesusTookMyBike123:

Oh, and I have to mention this is my 500th post.

Good job, you know what I can't fucking see how many posts anyone here at totse has anymore.....guess I have to update my browser....any advice?

shouldn't be too hard of an idea/concept to grasp, first time i did it i'd say was pretty good cuz he came and was pretty happy for the rest of the day ...

quote:Originally posted by Shonkman:

I can't fucking see how many posts anyone here at totse has anymore.....guess I have to update my browser....any advice?

This has been the case for awhile. You have to look at the user's profile. Click on the little icon with the face at the top of their post.

Gah, there are many ways to be bad at giving blowjobs: teeth, lack of consistent rhythm, dry mouth, constant stopping and inadequate pressure come to mind. It's especially difficult to give a good bj to a well-endowed guy. Especially if the female has a smallish mouth. So many variables.