alright so i've been going out with this girl and we've been getting close. pretty close with the holding and cuddling etc. etc. and it seems like when we do this mr. boner comes and pitches a tent in my pants for the whole world to see. now in the middle of a conversation it's tough to think about something else really hard to make it go away because then i'll feel like an ass because i have no idea what she's talking about. so i'm always praying that we never stand up or at least if we do it's in a situation where i'll be able to cover it up. do any of you have a secret trick that will make the tent collapse?

Heh I hate those things

my gf was sitting on my knees once facing me while i was sitting down and i popped a bone, so i threw her off of me (not literally, i threw her down to the side of me on the couch) and then pulled her close so no one else would see the bone.

i hate when that shit happens. my g/f was sitting on my lap and i would pop one and its hard because her thong shows and you want to look at it but you don't want to have a boner sop i just try not to think about it and when i feel it going down i try to not let him come out again until i need him most.

I don't know, the tuck has always worked for me. Since mine points up already, I just tuck it up at the top of my pants until it dies down. Just make sure it's not too tight.

The "jeans" trick has always worked for me. Just wear some jeans then when you pop a boner its harder for the jeans to streatch so its not as noticable.

i used to think about this sumo wrestling match i saw once, two big fat guys grabing each other's golf ball dimpled ass cheeks and slapping each one another's big man tits. Then one got thrown out onto a little japanese judge. Or think about your mom and dad having sex, Roadkill, Naked old people, getting a bear trap snapped on your dick, a red hot wire going into your urethra...wow, i put way too much thought into that.

or you could just let her notice and see what she does, i've always found that having a girl pleasurably help you get rid of an erection is preferable to feeling it shrink up after a hard-on.

I don't know when I started doing this, but I found that thinking about the Gilligan's Island theme song always killed mine really fast. I guess any cheesy music in your head would work.

quote:Originally posted by Apesmack's Ghost:

I don't know when I started doing this, but I found that thinking about the Gilligan's Island theme song always killed mine really fast. I guess any cheesy music in your head would work.

Well, it WAS A THREE HOUR TOUR.

~es

the old people at the local swimming pool

Whether u choose to do this or not is up to you but it'll work...a pin prick thru your pants will deflate it...

Be glad your dick can get hard. I'd rather have an erection at an embarassing moment than not be able to have one.

If you must eliminate it, a quick trip to the restroom for a routine jack oughta solve the problem, although this only lasts ~5 mins for me. :/

relax, breathe in with your mouth and out through your nose and it goes away so fast. it works.

If you're going out with her... why are you so ashamed of getting a boner? You're turned on, which is usually not something a girl's going to flip out about. Not in a negative way, at least, as long as you don't start rubbing it against her leg or poking her ass with it until you know she'll like it.

The conversation thing I can understand, but just concentrate more on what she's saying when you pop one. It's a learned skill, but you can do it.

Yeah, Guess what? If y'all are already that close, she probably knows when you have one. My ex used to get them all the time and girls can feel them even when you aren't meaning to "poke" them. If she hasn't freaked yet she is either very naive and doesn't know what is going on or she doesn't care.

-The Stranger

well yeah i know of course she wouldn't be mad but this is my first REAL relationship with a girl so it's very embarassing

quote:Originally posted by wezman2k:

well yeah i know of course she wouldn't be mad but this is my first REAL relationship with a girl so it's very embarassing

How is this an excuse? You think it's going to be less embarrassing with a different girl just because she's the second? This is normal. You have nothing to be embarrassed about. Boners are what lead to bigger and better things, be glad.

The Gilligans Island shit is so funny man. I just downloaded the mp3 and im gonna look at some porn then listen to the mp3 and see if it works. Ill post results, i really like ur thinking haha.