Does anyone have an old rag or a towel they just use? o_O

yeah i do, ill sell it to ya for 10$. its 100% pure cotton, you pay shipping. hehehe JK

Just use dirty laundry and set the washing machine to use hot water; don't use black clothes.

dude..... kleenex



its all about kleenex

I use what ever's at hand. Ahem.

you could eat it. I mean its protien, and girls eat it sometimes. How bad can it be?

Why don't you just spunk down the toilet or something? then flush!!!

King Roper

quote:Originally posted by MindGutter:

dude..... kleenex



its all about kleenex

Kleenex is way too small, you need at least a shirt but I go for the towel. When I'm ready to fire a square of tissue just isn't going to cut it.

I shoot the putty at the moon, and let the chips fall where they may.

I use the curtains there big and absorbant.

I use a paper towel or just do it in the shower.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

you could eat it. I mean its protien, and girls eat it sometimes. How bad can it be?

SOmeones gotta say it, might as well be me, dude, that just fucking gross, you do relise that piss comes(for lack of better term) out of there to right? Honestly, I'm gay and I wont do that, just, eww.

SO i eat my gf out, piss comes from there

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

SO i eat my gf out, piss comes from there

Two different holes kiddo.

Still pretty damned close together, bud. I reckon if it's piss-contamination you are worried about theres the same risk either way

quote:Originally posted by DarKReaper:

Still pretty damned close together, bud. I reckon if it's piss-contamination you are worried about theres the same risk either way

Not quite, you see chicks are gonna wipe a clean themselves, guys on the other hand wont even get it all out, theres still some in the urethra and when you get off it's all gotta come out, so really, kinda different.

Drinking your own urine doesnt hurt you in any way. Your kidneys clean out your urine so it's actually safe to drink your own urine.

quote:Originally posted by NAAGAL:

Drinking your own urine doesnt hurt you in any way. Your kidneys clean out your urine so it's actually safe to drink your own urine.

Your kidneys filter out blood and then all the poisons go out in urine.

I put my dick in a dirty sock at the last second. No clean-up required.

dirty sock? the crazy terms you guys come up with for vagina...

if i have to help myself out i use 3 kleenex stacked on eachother.

Shirt, towel, TP, roomate's clean socks when I run out of jizzrags, etc..

in a cerial box

Actually i come from a family that doesn't stock much kleenex but when we have it that's what i use.

If not then the next best alternative is toilet paper...A long ass amount about three to four foot long usualy does good for me.

I can't believe that fag that said he eats his cum.. thats fucking sick... If I knew who you were in real life I would fucking beat you down with a baseball bat

Jesus Christ, how does a Kleenex hold up? That stuff soaks through in seconds. I use two squares of paper towel, Brawny, I believe and even that gets a bit cummy on the outside, which is fucking nasty. You don't want to be feeling your own jizz right after you blow your load. Feh.

This is sick but...

I got these old ass gym shorts that I shoot my load in - The bad thing is ive been using these shorts for years and they are fucking full of stains. Havent been washed for years. Don't wanna wash them because my parents might see them if the stains don't come out. Do they, if they have been there for years??

toliet paper....easy to use, easy to setup, easy to dispose.....with TP...your set

Toilet paper is a last resort. That stuff soaks through, gets torn, gets caught in your foreskin, etc. But I'm not circumsized. Whatever.

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

You don't want to be feeling your own jizz right after you blow your load. Feh.

Not many seem to let it shoot and then cleanup, which inevitably leads to getting some on your hands. That's what I do, used to use my mouth, gave up on that, nasty taste. I don't know why somebody would want to eat their cum for the sake of it, mine was different, I had no choice since my dick was in my mouth when I came. I didn't swallow it though, after cleaning my teeth for 3 straight times I could taste the nasty ass jizz.

Ever notice when you use a sock as a cum rag it gets a crusty kind of feeling after it's been washed? Are you sure putting it on a hot wash will get all the stains out?

It all depends. If I am in bed, I will just grap some dirty piece of clothing from the floor. If I am masterbating to porn (mostly erotic fiction since it can make masterbating last up to an hour or two) I just cum and clean up with my jizz rag after the fact. I find that when I jizz, my mind is not thinking about what I am cumming on. So I don't tend to grab a sock before hand.



Edit: As for the kleenex users... man you guys must not cum much. When I use tissue it usally ends in 50 small ass pieces all on my dick. Not a very fun time, spending an afternoon picking stuff off you dick.

[This message has been edited by TJTay89 (edited 02-05-2004).]

Two different holes kiddo.

Not if you lick it all over.

my boyfriend just blows it on his blanket. LOL

~Amber~

I skipped most of the topic after I read about the cum coming from your piss hole, ect.

Ok here is how it works.

Sperm and semen are two different things. (Duh) The semen is ment to protect the sperm from any possibly bacteria in the uretha and kills it. Thus making is perfectly safe to drink your own cum.

Again to go over it, semen cleans out the uretha. If not the bacteria & toxins left over from your urine could easily kill off your sperm.

old towel for a cum rag... still soft and so big.... gets every last drop!

I just use an old undershirt, and throw it in the wash every so often.

I lay an old towel on the bed while lying down, then roll over towards it.

I have many many pairs of old socks I never wear.....

Well, when I worked at fast food, I allways wanted to do this, but never had the patience to wait as long as it'd take. So basically, what I'd do is for a few weeks, I'd just bust my load into a small little bottle with a squeeze top thingy, like a elmers glue bottle. That way, whenever there was a serious, and I mean serious dick at drive through (had one every week or 2), I could just whip it out while he's still counting his cash, and squirt a big glop of it right into his extra rich chocolate shake. Heh, thats so damn disgusting, but I'm sure that anyone else here that worked in fast food for awhile would agree with me that it would be amusing to watch.

Oh man, that's awful.

Yet very amusing at the same time.

quote:Originally posted by BigMattTheHobo:

I just use an old undershirt, and throw it in the wash every so often.

Same here.

I just masturbate and cum in a dirty pair of boxers...

quote:Originally posted by Son of Northern Darkness:

Does anyone have an old rag or a towel they just use? o_O

Yeah. I have several. But actually they're my under wear. We usually use the briefs I had on to wipe up with but it's sort of hard on them. Runs them through the wash more often which shortens their life. Still it's not like they're nasty. I put on clean drawers every day.