cuz if i dont get 1 soon, Ill kill loads of ppl then myself.

thort ad tell yer

...Please, delete this before the badgers kill you!

Wish I could Gus...But it's relevant!

Look dude...I am one of the most sexually charged people on the planet!

I went through 9 months without getting any and to be honest with you, I was thinking the same thing as you are now!

That's when I realised how great my right hand was to me!

*Hint Hint*

Wen I go clubbin, I get off with them, kiss, grope etc, but never get any fukin action, wat the hell is it eh??????

seriously though i betta get sum soon

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Wish I could Gus...But it's relevant!

Look dude...I am one of the most sexually charged people on the planet!

I went through 9 months without getting any and to be honest with you, I was thinking the same thing as you are now!

That's when I realised how great my right hand was to me!

*Hint Hint*

Oh, idea! Send it to CL, and let them pick him apart for his lack of spelling. :evilSmile:

Ok ok, maybe it does have some relevant to the forum, but I wish people would (in the very least), spell half of their words right (I ask nothing more of myself).

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Ok, on topic, if you want to have sex, go out to a bar, get a female (or male, your choice) drunk, then have your way with him/her, duh.

'Him'?!!

No honey, Im not bent!!

Poofs suck, and yes, punn in'fukin'tended!

An 'am sorry gussy, but I actually go out unlike you. From my expirience, your logic is a no brainer.

Wish it was that simple

Yeah, well you're not going to find a "fuk" here. And if you haven't gotten any recently, maybe it's a sign, think about your last rejection and try to pinpoint where it went wrong. Repeat as necessary. In the meantime, go buy a street whore, get syphillis or HIV and rid us of your grammatically impaired ass.

quote: but I wish people would (in the very least), spell half of their words right (I ask nothing more of myself).

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yep, you don't need grammar, do you? just make fun of someone because they don't spell something correctly.

asshole

oh yeah, i spelled that word [correctly]

I don't want to hear anyone bitching about how long it's been since they got some.

hey screw the "fuk" get some english lessons. I'm sure sex will follow!

how about you learn to close the deal? If you are getting all these ladies who love to grope you it shouldn't be that hard eh?

But really. Why not treat these ladies with some respect, and dont molest them in a club. Instead, get some phone numbers of girls who you would have a chance with when sober. Actually call these girls. Get to know them. Then, make one a girlfriend (or at least be friendly enough to get them into bed...I am not advocating this, however.)

quote:Originally posted by [-chaos-]:

'Him'?!!

No honey, Im not bent!!

Poofs suck, and yes, punn in'fukin'tended!

An 'am sorry gussy, but I actually go out unlike you. From my expirience, your logic is a no brainer.

Wish it was that simple



I hope you die, actually wait know, death is to good for you, I hope you go the rest of your life without sex, no because then you will turn rapist, can't have that, hmmm...I hope you get fucked by a girl with AIDS and you catch it, and you spend the rest of your life in a living hell, with un controllable diahreea(sp?) and vomiting. Hmmm, perhaps thats a bit harsh...no I'm feeling bitchy right now, that is my wish, enjoy. asshole.