it startes about 3 day agowhen my gurl was giving me head after an argument, she suddenly clasmped down on cock hard. I yelled and punced her, she left crying half naked and went to the cops, and I left for the E.R. i felt so stupid in there cradiling my penis. It was bit almost half way thorugh, was turining purple and i couldn't fell it, (still can't). Well Im laying down at home, 12 stitches in my penis and a cop comes knocking on the door. I open it and he immedietly asked me if was high due to the high strength pain killers. So after a brief talking to I got served a PFA, have a court date set and this bitch is trying to get cusdody of our 3 year old black lab! She took all my stuff that I bouhgt, and even have reciepts to. I have to go back to have skin replacment attempted on my dick, im brook, and this bitch wants my dog!!! aghhhh........This sucks. anyone have any idea of how to get rid of the pain? it shoots up my abs. I cant even get hard because im on penile relaxers, and yes they do exsist.

^^Damn sounds like your havin a really bad week^^

You should have just said it was self defense to that cop, then showed your dong. Seriously, you could be suing her. Of course, hitting a chick doesn't look good in the courts, no matter how much that squatty little bitch deserves it.

Beat the chick's head in with a cobblestone.

EDIT: Sue her and take HER to court. I'm sure once they see you're penis they will sympathize.

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Dude, she BIT YOUR FUCKING DICK! You had the right to punch her to get her off of you. Counter-sue her ass.

Women are all fucking bitches.

Yes they are. Kill or sue her.

Return the favor and bite her clit off.

*sniff*

*sniff sniff*

I smell troll...

^^Heh, that's the first thing I thought, too!

At least it's original. Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction.

And, truce is often better than friction. You might have a case for self defense if you can convince the court she wasn't going to stop. After all, she had your penis in her mouth and had clamped down. You panicked, in pain, and it didn't seem like she would let go. Tell her you have a viable defense and will counter-sue her ass if she doesn't drop all this nonsense.

Next time bite her back, equal force and all.

what a bitch, your penis is your life, you worship that shit man, kill the bitch when you can afford to buy a katana.

Dude, thats really shitty. I'm sorry to hear that. I suggest you counter sue for emotional stress and medical bills.

Edit: as far as your pain goes, i dont know if you are into drugs, but try some morphine, valuim, xanax or kolonapin.

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LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!



That is the best couple story I have ever heard! Only in America folks... only in America.

Bitch deserves to be strangled if she teethed or bit my cock.

I swear I would strangle her. Thats like biting the clit.

weren't you like wondering why she'd give you head after an argument? rofl

you gotta get some revenge man. can't imagine the agony.

Take pictures of it now. If you'll go to court, it'll be in awhile, and you'll need evidence--or at least something the judge can sympathize to.

Yeah. Just file a counter-suit and take pictures now, so it looks bad, and you can use those in courts. Punching her was a bit overboard if you ask me.. but then again I've never had someone bite into my dick before.. So as to the shooting pains, and no feeling, She most likely hit/severed a nerve. So depending on how it heals, you may not even get total sensation back. but anyways just take pictures so you have proof. And talk to the people at the hospital, or a doctor.. get some stuff from them saying that they did operate or whatever. So you have proof. Talk to a lawyer about it though. You'll need all the help you can get. The legal system is fucked with women.. do everything you can.

Go on a rampage. Just kill EVERYONE you can. Like a suicide mission. Then when your on the news. I can say. I know that guy.

HeHe.

Im just kidding.Go with self Defense and Sue her ass.Or Go with my First Plan. Hint Hint

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thanks guys, [and girls] I think I'm gonna countersue that bitch. I jusr got my pain killers today, [the good ones]. My lawyer suggested that I take "proper documentation" of the wound.

^^^Fucking do it man! SHe deserves it. What else could you have done after she bit you? "Oh baby keep goi.... AHHHHHHHH GOOD GOD! Uh, hey babe... could you please stop biting my dick off, I'd appreciate it... ok thanks." Seriously. You were in pain and did what came to mind first.

well, for the pain I think Oxycontin would work, and in addition I think Bashing the bitches head in with a baseball bat or some other blunt object as well as scarring her genitals for life will make you feel better. I know it would make me feel beter in that situation

COUNTER SUE!

and get your medical expencess and reciepts for all your stuff, take pics of your dick and get that bitch..... theres no excuse for what she did. Not just because it was your dick, but because if she felt lik that she should have left.

tell the cops it was a conspiracy to get you to hit her so she could get all your stuff.

let us know how it turns out!!!

Man, that's a tough situation-unless you've got some real flakey feminist for a judge you should be ok during the court appearance. Until then don't go anywhere near here without a lawyer and take lots of pictures of the wound. I think the countersuit is appropraite and you should get to keep your dog....

Oh, and from now on remember that sexual activity is a bad idea after an argument.

If you have an older judge, the fact that the case involves sexual activity might not help you out. Besides that, what were you guys arguing about that made her bite off your manhood? I mean it must have been bad...either that or she's a crazy bitch.

Anyway good luck, i suggest what everyone else did in one big and happy collaboration.

Man....im sorry dude that really sucks ass. It takes a serious bitch to do something like that. Wow...just...wow.

My god that would suck. In court just whip out your penis and show them your marks or take pictures. And i would say thats self defence.

anyone have any idea of how to get rid of the pain?

Have your girlfriend suck your dick some more.

Counter sue her for everything you can get your hands on. Medical bills, emotional distress, the fact that you may never again have total sensation. Then once you get all her shit, go to her house in the middle of the night while she's sleeping, put a cloth soaked in chloroform over her nose and mouth so she doesn't wake up, and take a knife and slice off her clit. Then take a soldering iron and write "I HAVE AIDS" on her stomach and right around her vagina.

but seriously, own her in court. People like that should be fucking killed.

u cant hit a chick.

you cant. goddman, she is insporational, HOW SMART. biting ur dick 2 get bak at u. haha wikid. bad 4 u tho. very not nice.

yeha so umm? get soemone 2 trash hey car? thats all i can think of.

I couldn't tell you how to begin to get rid of the pain in your dick, I've never had mine bitten half way off. Sorry dude, better luck elsewhere.

THe problemm is, I am shy about showing my penis to a whole court room being taped, and I have never been in court before. Also that sadistic bitch had her brothers trash my car, I went out to stop them but thanks to the oxycontin I couldnt really function. I have a mobile nurse that comes over does my pills, Ivs, bandages, etc. I have been told that I won't get the feeling back, be able to sustain an eraction for more than a minute and there will be tremendous scarring. I am also on anti deppressents.

The fucking pigs are taking there good ol' time on helping me with me car, not that i can drive now anyway.

Take some damn pictures and SUE THE BITCH!!!! Damn, I don't even have a dick, and I'm sitting here flinching. That must be the worst pain ever, emotionally and physically. Who cares that you punched her. She may have ruined the rest of your life to a degree. Sue for all she's worth man.

that is the most fucked up thing i've ever heard...She bites your dick, 12 stitches i'm not going to be able to get an erection for a week thinking about that, then has her brothers trash your car...Counter sue her and if you can't take absolutely everything take everything you can, put her brothers in jail, sue them, then burn their house down with them in it, when they come out the front door screaming pick em off with a bit of .223 love.



or...just sue and let the cops handle it and not go to jail...either way really

ouch dude.....well jus slug her in the face again...i mean you already did it once....whats 1 more gonna do ^_^(jus playin) what u should do is sue her for assault,Loraina Bobetism,Attempted man slaughter and so on....dont let her walk away with anything ^_^

Permanent damage like that = big bucks in court.

Not to mention, with the way it was inflicted, there's a lot of money to be had like that as well.

Not like it will ever replace what you may have just lost, but you can get TONS of money from this, and put that bitch in the poorhouse where she belongs.

thats a bad hand if a girl ever did that to me i'd kill her seriously then concoct the story. But then again no girl is ever that mad at me maybe next time when there's fire coming out of her ears dont ask for a bj!

Wow.

12 stitches for a bite mark? See, the blowjob lips hid the big sharp teeth didn't they?

I feel so very sorry for you. I'd be your body/car/dog/protector, but I have problems. Nothing like a bitten dick though.

man that's so fucked up. im so sorry.

you should really make it a point to let her, or someone important, know that what she did is going to affect you for the rest of your life. damn, that shit's whack!

Criminal charges. That's some seriously bad shit she did to you, file criminal charges against her and her brother. And of course sue them. No on in their right mind could think you in the wrong at all. Bitch was biting your dick. Holy shit that would be a fucked up judge to side with her.

No matter how much pain I was in if that happened to me I would have beat that bitch into the ground. She would be half dead, dude sue her ass and get money then kill her seriously people like that deserve to die.

Update

I have discovered that I now have an infection taking place in my penis, On my foolow up to the surgeon [tore some stitches] he got suspiscous of the nasty ooze and did some tests and came back that my member has a rather nasty infection, good news im so drugged that im never awake, and i actually dictaed this to my mobile nurse....hmmm.....if only i didnt have stitches, and a non working penis.

keep your chin up dude, you have my utmost sympathies!

please file charges against this bitch. She gives all other women a bad name.

see if you can get the nurse to kiss it better! (just kidding)

quote:Originally posted by Jack-O-Lantern Joe:

THe problemm is, I am shy about showing my penis to a whole court room being taped, and I have never been in court before. Also that sadistic bitch had her brothers trash my car, I went out to stop them but thanks to the oxycontin I couldnt really function. I have a mobile nurse that comes over does my pills, Ivs, bandages, etc. I have been told that I won't get the feeling back, be able to sustain an eraction for more than a minute and there will be tremendous scarring. I am also on anti deppressents.

The fucking pigs are taking there good ol' time on helping me with me car, not that i can drive now anyway.

Dont get any revenge, just sue the fuck out of her and those who damaged your car.

Its self defense when you punched the bitch.

Sue for medical bills and mental distress.

Sue for auto bills plus mental distress.

Then request a restraining order on the bitch and her brothers. Block their phone number, and move on.

I can almost guarantee you will win the case.

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Show your penis in court and ANY males in the room while automatically take your side.

Trust me.

Any female will take you're side too as long as they arent a hard-core man hating dyke. You'll win in hours...

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