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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-02-02, 19:45
Guswut Guswut is offline
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Default How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

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How to Use a Condom (Putting on)

by Shale (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=124194), edited by Guswut

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Properly used, condoms can reduce the risks of infection by sexually transmitted diseases.

Use latex condoms and always check the expiration date on the package to make sure they are not old.

Use condoms for vaginal, oral or anal sex. There are larger condoms for those who need them, as well as smaller.

For convenience, use a lubricated condom with a reservoir tip to hold the semen. Non-lubricated may be preferred for oral sex.

Use only water-soluble lubricants.

DO NOT USE OIL OR PETROLEUM JELLY.



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Open the package carefully.

Tearing or long or jagged fingernails can damage the condom.



If Uncircumcised (uncut)



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Pull the foreskin back, before rolling on the condom.



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Hold the tip of the condom to squeeze out any air. This leaves some room for the semen when you ejaculate (cum).

Put the condom on the end of the erect (hard) penis.



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Keep holding the tip and unroll the condom onto the erect penis, all the way down to the hair.



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The condom is now in place

Enjoy



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Smooth to eliminate any air bubbles.

More water-based lubricant may be smeared on if needed.

Do not use any oil-based lubricants with latex condoms (oil, petroleum jelly, body lotions) as these weaken them.



[This message has been edited by Guswut (edited 02-02-2004).]
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Old 2004-02-02, 19:46
Guswut Guswut is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

quote:

How to Use a Condom (Taking off)

by Shale (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=124194), edited by Guswut

After Sex

Withdraw the penis while it is still erect.



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Hold the base of the condom as you gently pull out to keep it from slipping off.

Pull the used condom off the penis.



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Hold the used condom so the semen does not spill. Also make sure you don't allow any semen to come into contact with any open cuts or sores.



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Wrap the used condom in tissue and dispose of in the trash.

Never reuse a condom, and wash your penis after using one.



[This message has been edited by Guswut (edited 02-02-2004).]
 #3 
Old 2004-02-02, 20:28
Forgotmypassword Forgotmypassword is offline
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Old 2004-02-02, 21:55
Geenie Geenie is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

am I the only person who thought that guy has way too much hair to be getting any pussy?
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Old 2004-02-02, 22:00
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

im pretty certain that those who are too dumb to figure out how to use a condom are also unable to read this thread. its not rocket surgery people...
 #6 
Old 2004-02-03, 01:45
Mike Dogg Mike Dogg is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

lol @ ^ rocket surgery
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Old 2004-02-03, 02:41
maurovz maurovz is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

my dick goes up when its erect. WTF he looks like he nees viagra and a new Shaving machine
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Old 2004-02-03, 08:24
Psychotogen Psychotogen is offline
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Default Re: How to properly use a condom (illustrated for your pleasure)

quote:Originally posted by Mike Dogg:

lol @ ^ rocket surgery

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

i dont think the pun was intended but i t was funny anwyay hahahahhahah
 
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