I love it when my girlfriend spoonfeeds me cereal with her twat. 8)

Does she hold the spoon with her lips, or does she just shoot cornflakes into your mouth like the girl with the ping-pong ball trick?

Handjobs are great if you can have dry orgasms. The lady thinks they're not doing it right so they keep going and going and going, not realizing you've had several orgasms already but are just holding back ejaculation.

^

Does that make me evil?

If she farts in your face and you are kind of turned on, do you tell her?

Yesterday I was thinking of how genuinely happy I would be if a person walked up and slit the throat of a guy next to me in my history class.



Hey, no one said it had to be sexual, just sick.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

does she just shoot cornflakes into your mouth like the girl with the ping-pong ball trick?

Haha, Winona

I love the South Park movie

This isnt rally a random thought are anything but I just thought it was kinda sick.

(This is a true story by the way)

A guy in my class ate some guys pubes,for no sexual or intimate reason what-so-ever.He ate them because he wanted to hang around with the guuy and his mates

They gave the guy to options to hang around with them

1)Knock at an old womanss house and moon her for 5 miniutes.

Or

2)Eat the pubes.

Well he did knock at the old womans door but she wasnt there and hes just standing there with his trousers around his ankles.So he went back to them and they say you can eat the pubes and you can hang around with us.

SO HE ATE THE PUBES,WITH NO REALISATION TO WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!

He just had the pubes in his hand for 1 secondd the put the into his mouth and swallowed them.

The bad part of it was that they hung around with him for like half a day then told him to fuck off.

this is a true story by the way.

Assraping this hot chick I know.



That's my random dirty thought for today.

I masturbate using the blood of innocent children as my lubrication while I shit on senior citizens

I pose as a priest and go to the park so I can castrate drag queens

I mutilate my asshole with a peice of broken glass and then fondle decaying corpses

Does girls shit smell? Like as bad as a guys would?

rammin ur dick in a drunk girls mouth until she starts to puke then as the puke comin up her neck....shoot ur load......

its great

also deflowerin ur mates sister.......

quote:Originally posted by Geranium:

Does girls shit smell? Like as bad as a guys would?

If a male and female ate the same foods, I'd imagine it smells pretty much the same. Can anyone confirm?

Here's my thought. You go on a date with a chick and both order the same dinner, then the next day when you're taking a dump you know she's doing it at the same time, and it smells just as bad.

The trouble is I read somewhere women either digest faster or slower than men, oh well.

Here's 2:

#1. I used to sit in my car in the parking lots of Targets and Walmarts in Buffalo and masterbate while looking at 250+lbs older black women and young mothers.

#2. When I was between the ages of 6-8 I had a kinda sick fantasy. I watched the cartoon Inspector Gadget, I thought a CARTOON character on the show, Gadget's niece Penny was hot. This was before I even really totally understood what sex was. Anyways, I used to have dreams about wanting to grab a girl that looked like/was the emobodiment of this cartoon character off the street, take her behind my house, tie her to the back of the shed naked and touch her.

i want to fuck the twins next door then watch them snow ball each other

giving my pregnant girlfriend some pellitory tea.

I want to fuck my teachers brains out!!!



[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 02-28-2004).]

Have you ever had a horse eat oats out of your hand???

I've posted this in a similar thread before and I will again.

I love eating out girls on their rags. When the whale squirts it ain't nothing but ketchup on your tuna fish, man.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I want to fuck my teachers brains out!!!

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Dude, if that's your teacher, I don't blame you

Anatomically speaking, how exactly does that work?

You'd be hard pressed to get through her skull to the brain bushy.

Might be easier if you slit her throat and fucked the hole.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I want to fuck my teachers brains out!!!

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Muy bien!

Vaginal Blood Fart

I decided not to put my teachers pics on the internet

ojkj

[QUOTE]Originally posted by bushy:

[B]My teacher is such a dork