Whats the wierdest place(s) youve jacked off before? for me it would be in my moms car while going to school, in history class, and on the bus going home, see a pattern? these were all at different times ofcoarse. what about you?

Looking at internet porn. Or else at my grandparents house in their barn. The first one is pretty fucked up though.

concorde, beat that

Beach, in the water.

Beat that.

My mother had gone with my brother to Toys R Us. I stayed in the car. Masturbating whilst lookin' out the window every few seconds to make sure they whern't on their way back isn't all that fun. Thank god it was night time, not many people and no one looked in the car.

i think concorde beats the beach, going mach 2 around 5 miles high.

but hey what if a shark was around? fancied a snack......hmmmm

Try 11.3 SM. My gat the time girlfriends room while her parents were only 2 rooms away.

During class at school,

Dinner table,

Medieval Times (school trip)...I think those are the wierdest locations I've jerked off at.

At school in the theater. You can go up on this balcony above everyone and I told my friends I was gonna go wank and they said "sure sure" so I just went and wanked a bit while the class was going on still.

lmao, thats pretty funny shit. Strangest was on an airplane, i was looking at this "guinness book of world records" thing, you know the full color ones they put out every year. I saw like a really hot chick and really wanted to beat off, so i went to the bathroom WITH the book (i think?) and it took me a long ass time to jackoff too, cuz it was so fucking weird to be in this tiny room so high above the ground. It was pretty fucked up, i shouldnt have done it, but at least now i can say i jacked off on an airplane haha, what a fucking accomplishment there.

oh yea, what did you mean by:

"Try 11.3 SM. My gat the time girlfriends room while her parents were only 2 rooms away." ? Did u spell something wrong?

Whilst reading the "My fish can beat the shit out of your god" thread.

In the workplace. With people actually in the workplace. Beat that.

Hmmmm.....if you jerk it in an airplane are you technically in the mile high club? :: ponders furiously:: Um....weirdest place.....probably on the roof of Sav-on right in the middle at like 6 in the morning. God I miss the good old days of jerking before i could cum. I'd be too feaked out to jerk off in random places now for the mess and the cleaning and the grossness of having cum in your pants.

-rage

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you jerked off before you could come? i never had that experiance.......

My grandparent's bedroom....*shudder*

heh, RagingPussy - i heard somewhere that you get like thicker semen or something when ur that high up.... I think it was on like CSI or somethign haha. Anyway, it was no fucking differnt, and i was "highly" dissapointed.

Best friends house in his bathroom. No one was home, so I went to the bathroom with a porno mag and had my way with myself. Then, later that day, while they were still gone, in his room. Wow I'm ashamed and tempted to say, that it didn't bother me as much as I thought it would.

Driving home from a girls house after she gave me head, she had to go in early so I was left with an erection and wanked it while driving back...quite dangerous I must say

in my ex-gfs bedroom onto her pillow hehehe

sweet dreams

school internal room

tool concert. thats about it.

quote:Originally posted by johnney5:

but at least now i can say i jacked off on an airplane haha, what a fucking accomplishment there.



quote:Originally posted by Ressotami:

concorde, beat that

so would that make you a member of

"Mile High Club Solo Aviation Division" ?

I did it on a cruise once in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea. I think we were on the way to somewhere in Turkey. The shower was like barely big enough for me to stand in, so it was kind of hard... but good

in some room at this flower store near my house.. i told my parents i was goin to the bathroom cause i was bored.. this was YEARS ago

quote:Originally posted by [NIN] the perfect drug:

tool concert. thats about it.

I don't think that's what Maynard meant when he said to "find a comfortable, vulnerable space".

1.Best friends house at his part, I splurged all over his sheets and swaped them with on eof my other friends who was there.

2. At school during a lesson, i went to the toilet and said i would be quick cam back about 5 mins.

ON top of my roof. Beat that. After school, was locked out, besided to do it before i came in. then pissed on it to.

in the back of my grandfather's truck

on some long ass road trip

havn't really done it in any "weird places", yeah i know, i'm kinda boring

//Do'h!!!//

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Well mine was during Math class (for like 20 minutes) in the bathroom we had right in the same area (you walk through a door in the room and there it is). Coming out red faced with my 2 friends knowing I jacked off and laughing at my red face.

Embarressing but I did it because I wanted to get sick and perverted jacking off over the hottest girls face at that time in my class at that moment and that was the perfect place.

Umm wierdest place would be in a sleeping bag right next to a bunch of my friends outside while camping one night,

~mike

In a marsh (swamp if you're American) twice (It gets boring walking home sometimes.) On a train from London to Bangor, in my mates house looking at porn on his PC while he was in the shower.

I win.

The middle of a primy school assembly with around 450 other people.

Airplane Bathroom

Greyhound Bus Bathroom

hey i was traveling alone for atleast 3 1/2 hours. I had to do somthing

quote:Originally posted by Ressotami:

concorde, beat that

Beat that... Thats a pun eh? I did once when my cousin (girl) wasn't looking. It wasn't about her though, I was at a party and such.

on my toilet while taking a shit,,,ahahaha just joking thats fuckign nasty, the dude that did it in the concorde gets props and the dude who did it in an assembly wins

i mastubated in an aseembly too, it was one of the funnest htings ive ever done. it was to this chick with big tittes that was sitting next to me but didnt notice because i had my huge hoodie on.

after the assembly i told her i jacked off to her and she smiled, it was stange.

quote:Originally posted by shadow of death:

on my toilet while taking a shit,,,ahahaha just joking thats fuckign nasty, the dude that did it in the concorde gets props and the dude who did it in an assembly wins



Thats like impossible for all you ladies out there. You can't concentrate on taking a shit and jack off with a hard on at the same time unless you had a hard on before you took a shit.

In the back of a car, on the picture of a hot chick.

My ex saw some kid do wank off in the middle of an Italian class. Not exactly something I give 'props' to anyone over.

In a family minivan, in the back, while driving home from a church assembly. Parents in the front seats, sister and her friend in the middle, my girlfriend and I in the back. She lapped it up when I was done. No one noticed a thing.

Weirdest place I ever wanked off was in a batch of asparugus soup that I served to my girlfriend who came over to my house for dinner.

Wow you people must be really really horny!! You do this everywhere!

Well the weirest place I ever wacked off was my bedroom. You guys are very horny little people how exactly could you wack off during class or even at the school bathroom?

The weirdest place I've cranked one out was in the butt...

in my mothers bed. i think my first time masturbating was in her bed too.

In the woods on a hike.In a car.On the couch when my mom was coming down the hall way.

In various public bathrooms, in church, and in my best friends bed

TOTSE..........eom.

driving (behind the wheel, not riding) in an 88 buick century.

thats right i jerked off in the orgasmobile.

In church, school the public library ( i would look at porn on the computers, then take a trip to the bathroom) in abandoned houses, on railroad tracks, on streets at night, in alleys, god, I have jacked off pretty much everywhere. I had a girl give me a hj in the car with her moms, and then a head job after we got home (right in front of her mom during a movie) Greatest halloween ever.

I just realized that I couldn't cum at camp.

I thought for sure that was able to long before that, but then as I think back to the meat beat, I don't remember worrying about cleaning anything up. Interesting.

Either that or at school.

In the middle of a golf course, at 7 in the morning,on a monday, while on a very high dose of ecstacy...

quote:Originally posted by sedqon:

driving (behind the wheel, not riding) in an 88 buick century.

thats right i jerked off in the orgasmobile.

Wow, my good friend did that exact same thing. But he isn't smart enough to post on here.

in a public restroom after seeing some tit fall out as this beautiful black woman bent over to pick up the bag she dropped

It's a universal urge that sometimes can't be denied, and at other times, is relief from boredom... any way, it delivers.

one time i did it in the same room as my family, cus i was only wearing a bath robe and i was real horny for some reason (i think i was on the internet, i was like 13 at the time)

i wouldn't do it again, though

with your parents in the same room? omg u sick fuck

quote:Originally posted by FrenchBoi:

with your parents in the same room? omg u sick fuck

i wasn't jacking off about them

Mine would have to be while on my way to skool riding my my bike, I almost fell off while I was cumming.

Uhhh, I guess school would be my weirdest, although it was for my own embarrassment protection (getting a erection during physical education [meaning short-shorts] isn't fun, seeing as you've got to be running and playing games and crap like that as well).

in the bathroom on concorde....im kind of proud of that

I hated wearing shorts, I always felt like my dick was hanging out.

I've masturbated by the side of a river, in the middle of a street at 6 in the morning and in a car in a car-park. Guess that's the weirdest?

It wouldn't be too bad besides mabye cleaning up, though you could cum in your pants. Then you'd smell a bit though.

There is a 17 mile trail called the Virginia creeper trail and I was on my bike. The trail is down hill all the way so you can coast on it. I sped up away from my family and other people and got to a few miles where no one was. I kept it in my pants sort of and when someone came along I pulled my shirt over it lol. Its all woods around so no one saw anything.

I masterbated while ridding a bike!

Camping, In my closet a million times, In the trunk of my parents car with them there but i didnt get to finish. (they have a focus wagon so i wasnt looked in there i could sit up and talk to them if I had to)

On my girlfriends bed while she was at church

In the cinema a couple of days ago while watching The Passion of Christ. It was fucking swimming with cunts that night.

quote:Originally posted by [th3daywalk3r]:

In the cinema a couple of days ago while watching The Passion of Christ. It was fucking swimming with cunts that night.

Did you yell "Holy Jesus!" right when you came?

i jerk off 4ft away from my mom while she sleeps beat that nicca



and i humped a RV in a parking lot

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That Sam-I-am!

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to beat your ham?

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anywhere.

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in a house?

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with a mouse?

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in a house.

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with a mouse.

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here or there.

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anywhere.

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in a box?

Would you beat it

with a fox?

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could not,

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You may like to.

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in a tree!

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to beat your ham?

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with a goat?

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I do not beat it with a fox.

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I do not beat it with a mouse.

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to beat

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Sam-I-am.

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Thank you,

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FIN

[This message has been edited by sol badguy (edited 03-16-2004).]

skydiving, no not really, school, in the back of my dads van while he was driving

quote:Originally posted by Kenshinssn4004:

Whats the wierdest place(s) youve jacked off before? for me it would be in my moms car while going to school, in history class, and on the bus going home, see a pattern? these were all at different times ofcoarse. what about you?

I once fingered myself in my cubicle at work once.

And I did it once during a meeting, because I noticed this once guy in the office, who had a crush on me, was looking up my skirt and at the angle he was at, he was the only person in the room who could see; so I gave a little show.

He asked me out afterwards and I turned him down.

Cheers,

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