 Wanking Technique
The Moves!!!!
THE "VAGINA"
For this one, lie down on your side and hold onto your penis with the "Backhand" grip. Roll over further and brace your hand against the bed, and thrust your penis in and out of your hand. This closely mimics the movements of intercourse. It's a very different feeling to masturbate by moving your pelvis rather than your hand. It's also fun to put your other hand down and feel your scrotum moving back and forth as you pump in and out of the "vagina."
THE MILKER
Make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated right hand's thumb and forefinger, and slide it up along the shaft. When the ring reaches the head, make a ring around the base of your penis with your well-lubricated left hand, and work it up. Repeat the process when your left "ring" reaches the head of your penis. The idea is to go up without ever going down. You can use only the thumb and forefinger or add the other fingers as you get away from the base.
THE REVERSE MILKER
This technique is similar to the "Milker." Instead of beginning at the base of the penis and going up toward the head, use both hands and do this in reverse. It is important that the penis and both hands are well lubricated. Make a "C" with both of your hands, and then stroke your penis downward. Rest the bottom of your palm at the tip of your penis and bring it down; when the bottom of your palm hits your body, do the same with your other hand, bringing the first to the top of your penis, and repeat what you did before. You increase speed as you go, and you always use a downward motion.
THE INFINITELY DEEP "VAGINA"
Make a fist with, say, your right hand -- but instead of grabbing your penis, put it just in front of the head. Then push your penis through your fist. When the head of your penis is about to pop out of your hand, continue the "tunnel" with your left hand. That way you'll be perpetually penetrating into a "vagina."
THE LITTLE MERMAID
From Scandinavia: Sit down folding your legs underneath you but with your feet to the right side -- just like the statue of the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen. Bend your torso forward so that your erection lies in the groove formed by the calf and thigh of your left leg, and clamp it in place with the thigh of your right leg. Lubricate generously. Now you have a number of possibilities: Straightening your torso thrusts your erection forward and also changes its angle downwards, which can be a delightful sensation. Lowering your body slides it back again. Rubbing with your right thigh back and forth is a stunning feeling, especially is you have hairy legs. Clamping and unclamping your left leg massages your testicles. You can also keep your penis in this groove while crouching, standing on your toes instead of sitting flat. This technique frees your hands so you can massage yourself anywhere you please. Your orgasm will feel better than it does from any kind of "hand" masturbation.
MR. SPOCK
After getting an erection, take some baby oil or any lube of your choice, rub the lube over your penis head, shaft, and scrotum (use a lot of it). Put some lube on your dominant hand and make sure to put some extra in between your middle and 4th fingers. Separate your two fingers on each side to make the "Spock" sign from Star Trek. Slide your hand up and down your lubed penis in between your fingers slowly, and at the same time, massage your scrotum and testicles. Vary the speed and pressure of your hand, and you will take yourself to where no man as gone before.
SPRING CLEANING
With one hand, pull down the skin of your penis as far as possible, so that it won't move. With your well-lubricated free hand, start "turning" its head (only pretend!) as if you were trying to turn a greasy bottle cap.
THE CROOK
Find a very slick lubricant (baby oil works well). Put it on the head of your penis right at the ledge where the bottom of the head meets the shaft. Now with the crook of your hand, between the thumb and the index finger, SLOWLY begin to rub the area where you applied the lubricant, moving up and down over the "ledge" of the head. Be sure to use only the crook of your hand -- do not wrap the rest of your fingers around the head of your penis, because the feeling will not be the same. The slower you go, the better the results in the end.
THE THUMB 'N' INDEX
Use your index finger to wrap around the back edge of your penis head and massage it, while using your thumb to rub the large "flat" part of the head. This doesn't feel great when you ejaculate, but it sure helps you to climax faster.
FORESKIN RUBBIN'
If you're uncircumcised, rub the end of your foreskin at the bottom with your index finger in circles. It makes your session last longer and brings more pleasure than the "Fist". Usually this technique will make you ejaculate a bit more semen than normal.
THE ONE-FINGER
Take your index finger and rub the bottom of your erect penis gently and slowly, about a quarter of an inch below the spot where the head connects to the shaft. It takes a lot longer to ejaculate, but the sensations are well worth the wait!
NOW I LAY MY HAND DOWN TO SLEEP
Starting on your hands and knees, lay your right forearm (if you're right-handed) down on floor and rest your head on it, and get an erection by using your left hand. If you do it right, by the time you become erect your right hand will fall asleep and lose its feeling. When you begin stroking yourself with your right hand, it'll feel almost like someone else is doing it for you. For safety reasons, don't do this for too long, and whatever you do don't use any artificial methods of cutting off the circulation to your hand.
THE DOUBLE DECKER
Bring both hands down on your shaft, one on top of the other (one near the base, the other near the head). Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. You can also vary the directions of your hands -- one hand going up while the other goes down at the same time.
CARDS IN THE BICYCLE SPOKES
This one is different. Hold your erect penis at the base with your left hand (right if you're left-handed), and spread apart the fingers of your right hand. Holding your penis straight up, move your right hand back and forth so the head of your penis bumps against your fingers rapidly. If you've ever put playing cards on the spokes of your bike (to make it sound like a motorcycle), you'll know where the name of this technique come from! No lubrication is necessary.
TWO HANDS CLAPPING
Place one hand palm-down along the top-side of your penis, and place the other lengthwise down the bottom. Then wrap the fingers of the top hand around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis. Use regular rubbing or thrusting motions (be sure to use lubricant!) until you ejaculate.
THE SHORT "VAGINA"
For this one, put the palm of your hand around the head of your penis, extending your fingers along the shaft (the thumb on top of the shaft and the middle and third finger on each side of the ridge under the shaft, the forefinger and the little finger being on each side). Using this grip, the head of your penis will bang against the palm of your hand every time you will penetrate the "vagina." With your free hand, you can lengthen the vagina or play with something else.
THE CITRUS SQUEEZER
As with "Spring Cleaning," pull down the skin as far as possible. Slide the fingertips of your free hand along the well-lubricated groove between the head and shaft of your penis. You can move your fingers from left to right or up and down (or both). Also, try varying the pressure.
THE PRAYER
Press your hands tightly against each other, squeezing your shaft between your palms. Move them together in the typical up-and-down motion. This provides a different feeling, because only the sides are stimulated.
THE FOREARM PRAYER
Rub your penis between your forearms, as in the "Prayer" technique.
THE WARMUP
This is similar to the "Prayer," but you move your hands in opposite directions, as if you were warming them up in the cold. Note: Your penis should be angled so that it's parallel to your fingers.
CIRCLE 'N' STROKE
With one hand, do the typical "up and down" motion -- but with one finger of the other hand, circle around the head of your penis. This resulting orgasm will be great!
THE TANNING LOTION
Lie on your back, lube up, and sandwich your penis between your hand and your belly. Stroke up and down with your hand open (not closed around it), as if you were putting on tanning lotion. You get two sensations -- the backside rubbing against your belly, and the front side rubbing against the hand. You can vary it by rubbing with the palm of the hand or with the fingers.
THE SIDE-SADDLE
Lie on your side with one leg straight, and rest your head on the forearm on that side. Bend the other leg slightly, and put the ball of that foot on the arch of the first. Fold your free hand with your index finger straight, and take a Backhand grip on your penis with the thumb on top. (Use plenty of lube.) Keep your three outer fingers in constant touch with the underside of the head of your penis as you thrust in and out, bending them inward to keep contact as you move ******d, and letting the penis flatten them as you thrust inward. Just before you ejaculate, rotate your hand slightly, move your fingertips to the point just under the head, and cup your hand over the head to catch the semen. If you are careful, there is plenty of pleasure and no mess.
FOUR FOCUSED FINGERS
Take your thumbs and forefingers of both hands, and simply stroke up and down on your penis shaft. While only the tips of four fingers touch the penis, it is very intense, probably because the pressure is very focused. It is more a "pushing in" motion rather than a "squeezing."
TOP & BOTTOM
One hand is placed palm-down along the top of your penis, while the other is placed lengthwise down the bottom. You wrap the fingers of the top hand around to the back of the hand covering the bottom side of your penis -- then you use regular pumping or thrusting motions. Be sure to use lubrication!
THE HANDSTAND
Get completely naked. Lie down on the bed, and try to get into a handstand position, using the wall for balance. Your head should be on the bed with your body in the air. Now start masturbating. It fells great having nothing but your head touching the ground. Just make sure to aim away from your face!
HOT 'N' STEAMY
Wait until nobody is home, and then get undressed. Turn your shower on with the hottest water temperature you can get, and wait a while until the shower is totally steamy. Without getting your hands wet, shut off the shower and hop in quickly without letting any heat escape. Your temperature will rise, and you'll feel warm and a bit damp -- but not wet. Masturbate in the heat and steam, let your fantasies run wild in the heat, and yell aloud if you want. Do this as many times as you like (but try not to waste too much water or energy!).
THE SKIN FLICK
Gently grip the skin just below the penis head on the underside; place it between the thumb and index finger, and start rubbing, almost like you're snapping your fingers with just your index finger. You won't feel anything until you're almost about to ejaculate.
Variation: Start masturbating normally, paying close attention to the penis head. When you feel you're about to ejaculate, slow down and switch to the Skin Flick technique and continue. With this variation you usually don't have as strong an orgasm as when you use the Skin Flick method all the way from the start.
ONE-SIDED STORY
Try stimulating yourself only on the side of the penis facing away from your stomach. As you masturbate only on that one side, it will become rather urgent that the other side is touched. When you're close to orgasm, close your fist. The pleasure may be almost too intense to withstand, and an orgasm will occur immediately.
SPITTIN' WRIST
Spit on your wrist, and then rub your penis head with it while you stroke with the other hand.
ROLL WITH IT
Place your hands on the sides of your penis, and roll your penis between them quickly -- kind of like the motion of washing your hands. This doesn't require lubrication.
DRUMMER BOY
Take off your pants but leave your briefs on. Get an erection and start tapping on your bulge with your fingers or something else. Be patient -- this takes a while, but the resulting orgasm can be great.
THE REVERSE SCROTUM GRAB
This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you're right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you're grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you've never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.
THE NAVEL PRESS
As you are masturbating with one hand, place the fingers of your other hand just below your navel and apply a good bit of pressure (but not so much that it's uncomfortable), and while pressing down, slide your hand down to the top of your pubic hair. Keep repeating the process all the way through orgasm -- don't stop as you approach ejaculation. This will give you an incredible feeling during your orgasm.
TWO HANDS -- ONE STEADY, ONE NOT
This is good if you have a lot of skin on your circumcised penis, or if you're uncircumcised and your penis head isn't too sensitive. With one hand, grasp the penis about halfway up and gently pull the skin around the penis down towards your body. Wrap your other hand around the end of your penis, and with lubrication, stroke up and down the shaft going up almost off the head and then back down.
THE BUTTERFLY
Masturbate while lying on your back, and keep your knees bent and pointed ******d so the bottoms of your feet are almost touching. (Your legs should be spread.) When you reach orgasm, "pump" your legs, bringing your knees almost together back out again. Keep pumping the legs while you ejaculate.
GIVE ME 5
Put a pea-sized amount of lube in the middle of your palm of your masturbating hand. With your fingers spread out like you're trying to gesture to someone the number 5, start rubbing the head of your penis back and forth as fast as you can. Hold your shaft in place with your other hand.
THE ACCORDION
Place one hand (it doesn't really matter which one) at the top of your penis and your other hand at the bottom. Start to move your top hand down, and at the same time, move your bottom hand up. The hand going up should slide a little over the hand going down. Then repeat this motion. It may take a little practice to perfect this one.
HEEL TO HEEL
This requires a little flexibility. Lubricate your penis well and put a little on the insides of your feet, just below the ankle bones. Get into a sitting position on a flat surface and settle down on your haunches, feet together. Pull your scrotum to one side, and looking between your legs, push your erect penis into the space between your heel bones and your ankle bones so it's held between your feet. Put your hands on the bed or floor in front of you and move your body up and down to masturbate. You can change the feel by separating your legs slightly and by altering the tightness of the hold on your penis by your feet. Opening and shutting your knees also gives a nice effect.
BODY WARMTH
Put your hand out flat, palm toward your body. Take your erect penis and lay it against your abdomen. Pushing your penis against your body, move your hand up and down. The warmth from your body feels very good.
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2004-01-29, 22:10
