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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-01-29, 17:48
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If you took all the clitorises of all the women alive today and weighed them, how much would they weigh together?
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Old 2004-01-29, 17:51
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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It's posts like this that discourage alot of inteligent people from staying at totse for long periods of time.
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Old 2004-01-29, 17:51
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Haddock:

If you took all the clitorises of all the women alive today and weighed them, how much would they weigh together?

what is your damage, little boy?

oh, an by my rough calculations, about 12 million lbs, or 6000 tons.

[This message has been edited by Shodan's Own (edited 01-29-2004).]
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:19
The_Rare_Gh0st The_Rare_Gh0st is offline
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Haddock, this is stupid.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:26
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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Yes it is. Good job on dragging totse down a notch lower.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:29
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quote:Originally posted by rlpinca:

It's posts like this that discourage alot of inteligent people from staying at totse for long periods of time.

a lot*
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:30
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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Yep. I've been called on that several times, but it's just habit to make it one word.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:34
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quote:Originally posted by rlpinca:

Yep. I've been called on that several times, but it's just habit to make it one word.

It is.

My English gives you a 45 minute lecture on why it's so erroneous. Damn, she's such a bitch. She makes so many mistakes on her marking let a lone produced work sheets...

I protest!
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:35
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quote:Originally posted by rlpinca:

It's posts like this that discourage alot of inteligent people from staying at totse for long periods of time.

*intelligent*

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Old 2004-01-29, 18:38
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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Yep, lets make rlpinca look like an ass.



My mistakes are usually little ones and most of the time they are typos, but shit happens. Unfortunately shit happens when you're calling someone a moron and that really sucks.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:40
Viagra And Caffeine Viagra And Caffeine is offline
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I estimate that a clitoris probably weighs about a gram. There are about 6 billion people alive, about half that are female.

3 Billion multiplied by 1 gram = 3 billion grammes, or 3 million kg. This is about 6.6 million pounds.

Follow up question:

How much shit and piss is there in the world, in people's bodies right now.
 #12 
Old 2004-01-29, 18:42
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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^^^^That's the kind of idiot that encourages people to start topics like this one.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:44
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quote:Originally posted by rlpinca:

Yep, lets make rlpinca look like an ass.

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My mistakes are usually little ones and most of the time they are typos, but shit happens. Unfortunately shit happens when you're calling someone a moron and that really sucks.

Double line spacing?

F- !

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Old 2004-01-29, 18:46
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quote:Originally posted by rlpinca:

Yep, lets make rlpinca look like an ass.



My mistakes are usually little ones and most of the time they are typos, but shit happens. Unfortunately shit happens when you're calling someone a moron and that really sucks.

Actually, it was just an ironic footnote - I would never disrespect a veteran.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:48
Viagra And Caffeine Viagra And Caffeine is offline
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rlpinca is the kind of person that likes to pigeon hole people



(can anyone see the mild irony?)



Well, anyway, I'd better do some work...
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:51
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quote:Originally posted by Viagra And Caffeine:



Follow up question:

How much shit and piss is there in the world, in people's bodies right now.

yeah thats harder becuase peoplein 3rd world countries dont eat much and americans are fat asses, andeating disorders. GOODLUCK
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:53
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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quote:Originally posted by mizled:

Actually, it was just an ironic footnote - I would never disrespect a veteran.



I know that. I wouldn't be able to pass up the chance to point out something ironic like that either. It's like the pot calling the kettle black.
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Old 2004-01-29, 18:55
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My mommas uterus.
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∙φ∙ Haddock was kicked off #totse by Snoopy (Necessity has no law; I know some attorneys of the same.)
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Old 2004-01-29, 19:13
Morb Morb is offline
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If you were to weigh all the threads like these... aw forget it.
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Old 2004-01-29, 19:30
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quote:Originally posted by Haddock:

If you took all the clitorises of all the women alive today and weighed them, how much would they weigh together?

I suggest you look at some porn. Much better than posting stupid fucking questions like this.
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Old 2004-01-29, 21:14
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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ugh, why did this get moved to S&A? Why did I bump it up? Meh.
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Old 2004-01-29, 21:23
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My mommas uterus.
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/me electrocutes Cindy's clitoris.

Hi, my name is Sabrina.
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Old 2004-01-29, 21:29
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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YOUCH! Hey, hmmm...that's no so bad after all.
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Old 2004-01-29, 21:41
Evolution of A Saint Evolution of A Saint is offline
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Really, these topics make all our IQs drop dramatically for 10 minutes, then we hit Back, then they go up, then we go back because it's at the top again.

Lather, Rinse, and Repeat.

(and now it's going to the top again...)



~ES
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Old 2004-01-30, 02:54
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

ugh, why did this get moved to S&A? Why did I bump it up? Meh.

Why didn't you close it?

It's easy. Let me show you.
 
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