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 #1 
Old 2004-01-28, 01:27
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Default Valentines day?

Give your ideas, i need an ORIGINAL idea.
 #2 
Old 2004-01-28, 01:29
Extant Extant is offline
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Have yourself dipped in chocolate... with a hard-on, and 'presented' to your girlfriend.

This won't work out so well if you're female.

-Extant
 #3 
Old 2004-01-28, 01:37
Toban Locksmith Toban Locksmith is offline
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Wouldn't you stealing an idea from an open forum be considered less than original..?
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Old 2004-01-28, 01:38
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not if i made the post dipshit
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Old 2004-01-28, 01:41
Toban Locksmith Toban Locksmith is offline
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bushy, you really need to get the sudden flux of testoterone in check. And just to back up the point I was making, it's not original if you steal it from someone else and use it for your own devices. Have a nice day and enjoy puberty.
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Old 2004-01-28, 02:37
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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a mountain crystal hart on a leather thingie to hang it around her neck?
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Old 2004-01-28, 02:59
d00b d00b is offline
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Take her for a helicopter ride and have a wave of fireworks exploded shaped like a heart.
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Old 2004-01-28, 03:29
MindGutter MindGutter is offline
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Stab her in the face. She wont see it coming
 #9 
Old 2004-01-28, 04:12
Cytract Cytract is offline
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^ haha



[This message has been edited by Cytract (edited 01-28-2004).]
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Old 2004-01-28, 04:35
SicilianFamily7 SicilianFamily7 is offline
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Shave your pubes in the shape of a heart and dye them pink.
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Old 2004-01-28, 05:01
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Tall order, there, Bushy! Nothing new or original under the sun. Searching Google would probably net better results than anything here.

Is this for the lady who chronically "68's" you? (Is this common knowledge? 68="you do me, and I'll owe you one.") 'Cause she owes a lot...
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Old 2004-01-28, 16:28
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Tall order, there, Bushy! Nothing new or original under the sun. Searching Google would probably net better results than anything here.

Is this for the lady who chronically "68's" you? (Is this common knowledge? 68="you do me, and I'll owe you one.") 'Cause she owes a lot...



yeah but i fixed that. LOL
 #13 
Old 2004-01-28, 17:50
ShouldTrip ShouldTrip is offline
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Origional?

Don't celebrate valantines, show her how much you love her by not needing a holiday as an excuse to show your love. Personally I don't let guys do anything for me on Valentines.

Be thoughtfull, do something special today



_typo_

[This message has been edited by ShouldTrip (edited 01-28-2004).]
 #14 
Old 2004-01-28, 17:52
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Mississippi
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Put a mini-beret on your wang.
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Old 2004-01-28, 19:21
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yeah, so i talked to my best friend and hers, and she told me that on valentines day that they are going to make dinner and stuff, and we will watch a movie and get high later. yeah then I get to have an orgy. so i cant wait
 #16 
Old 2004-01-28, 19:47
Kingroper3 Kingroper3 is offline
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fuck her fucking brains out. or 'forget'. thats what i do but i get slapped. lol.

King Roper
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Old 2004-01-28, 21:43
kevinssexybitch420 kevinssexybitch420 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:

yeah, so i talked to my best friend and hers, and she told me that on valentines day that they are going to make dinner and stuff, and we will watch a movie and get high later. yeah then I get to have an orgy. so i cant wait

Damn, if only I could be so fucking lucky for Valentine's Day. I am getting a ring but I would trade it in for THAT in a fucking heartbeat. He'll probably give me the ring us go at it for a while and then he'll fall asleep.
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Old 2004-01-28, 23:28
Evolution of A Saint Evolution of A Saint is offline
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Bring her to dinner. NICE place.

Go home, watch a movie, get drunk or high as needed.

Go upstairs, get naked.

Give her the best oral of her life.

Trust me, it pays off.

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Old 2004-01-29, 19:05
Weedguru Weedguru is offline
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I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.
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Old 2004-01-29, 19:19
JesusTookMyBike123 JesusTookMyBike123 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:

I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.

Chocolate, flowers, and condoms.
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Old 2004-01-30, 00:06
Pacman Pacman is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:

I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.

Anyone wanna take a guess on how many girlfriends this guy's had?
 #22 
Old 2004-01-30, 00:33
Weedguru Weedguru is offline
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Fuck you.

I'm with ShouldTrip on this, why wai until Valentine to let him/her know you love him/her?

It's so... corny.
 #23 
Old 2004-01-30, 00:54
JayMark JayMark is offline
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If she is an anal virgin, just go doggy style but instead of fucking her cunt, just put it in her ass deeply. She may not like it but, she WILL be surprised!
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Old 2004-01-30, 02:53
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:

Fuck you.

I'm with ShouldTrip on this, why wai until Valentine to let him/her know you love him/her?

It's so... corny.

It's also a little tiresome to see, like, eight BILLION people with a birthday in November. You'd think February is the only time anyone gets laid.
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Old 2004-01-30, 10:03
crazy_shit crazy_shit is offline
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SicilianFamily7 you got your idea from Adam Sandler. He said that when he was on conan o brien or some kinda late talk show.
 #26 
Old 2004-02-07, 21:14
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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*bump*
 #27 
Old 2004-02-08, 00:28
MindGutter MindGutter is offline
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2 words baby.

DONKEY PUNCH
 
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