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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-01-28, 01:27
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Valentines day?
Give your ideas, i need an ORIGINAL idea.
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#2
 2004-01-28, 01:29
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Extant 
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Re: Valentines day?
Have yourself dipped in chocolate... with a hard-on, and 'presented' to your girlfriend.
This won't work out so well if you're female.
-Extant
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#3
 2004-01-28, 01:37
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Toban Locksmith 
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Re: Valentines day?
Wouldn't you stealing an idea from an open forum be considered less than original..?
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#4
 2004-01-28, 01:38
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Re: Valentines day?
not if i made the post dipshit
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#5
 2004-01-28, 01:41
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Toban Locksmith 
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Re: Valentines day?
bushy, you really need to get the sudden flux of testoterone in check. And just to back up the point I was making, it's not original if you steal it from someone else and use it for your own devices. Have a nice day and enjoy puberty. 
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#6
 2004-01-28, 02:37
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Re: Valentines day?
a mountain crystal hart on a leather thingie to hang it around her neck?
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#7
 2004-01-28, 02:59
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Re: Valentines day?
Take her for a helicopter ride and have a wave of fireworks exploded shaped like a heart.
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#8
 2004-01-28, 03:29
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MindGutter 
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Re: Valentines day?
Stab her in the face. She wont see it coming
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#9
 2004-01-28, 04:12
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Re: Valentines day?
^ haha
[This message has been edited by Cytract (edited 01-28-2004).]
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#10
 2004-01-28, 04:35
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SicilianFamily7 
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Re: Valentines day?
Shave your pubes in the shape of a heart and dye them pink.
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#11
 2004-01-28, 05:01
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deadlycindy 
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Re: Valentines day?
Tall order, there, Bushy! Nothing new or original under the sun. Searching Google would probably net better results than anything here.
Is this for the lady who chronically "68's" you? (Is this common knowledge? 68="you do me, and I'll owe you one.") 'Cause she owes a lot...
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#12
 2004-01-28, 16:28
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Re: Valentines day?
quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:
Tall order, there, Bushy! Nothing new or original under the sun. Searching Google would probably net better results than anything here.
Is this for the lady who chronically "68's" you? (Is this common knowledge? 68="you do me, and I'll owe you one.") 'Cause she owes a lot...
yeah but i fixed that. LOL
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#13
 2004-01-28, 17:50
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ShouldTrip 
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Re: Valentines day?
Origional?
Don't celebrate valantines, show her how much you love her by not needing a holiday as an excuse to show your love. Personally I don't let guys do anything for me on Valentines.
Be thoughtfull, do something special today
_typo_
[This message has been edited by ShouldTrip (edited 01-28-2004).]
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#14
 2004-01-28, 17:52
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Re: Valentines day?
Put a mini-beret on your wang.
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#15
 2004-01-28, 19:21
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Re: Valentines day?
yeah, so i talked to my best friend and hers, and she told me that on valentines day that they are going to make dinner and stuff, and we will watch a movie and get high later. yeah then I get to have an orgy. so i cant wait
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#16
 2004-01-28, 19:47
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Re: Valentines day?
fuck her fucking brains out. or 'forget'. thats what i do but i get slapped. lol.
King Roper
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#17
 2004-01-28, 21:43
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kevinssexybitch420 
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Re: Valentines day?
quote:Originally posted by bushy:
yeah, so i talked to my best friend and hers, and she told me that on valentines day that they are going to make dinner and stuff, and we will watch a movie and get high later. yeah then I get to have an orgy. so i cant wait
Damn, if only I could be so fucking lucky for Valentine's Day. I am getting a ring but I would trade it in for THAT in a fucking heartbeat. He'll probably give me the ring us go at it for a while and then he'll fall asleep.
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#18
 2004-01-28, 23:28
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Evolution of A Saint 
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Re: Valentines day?
Bring her to dinner. NICE place.
Go home, watch a movie, get drunk or high as needed.
Go upstairs, get naked.
Give her the best oral of her life.
Trust me, it pays off.

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#19
 2004-01-29, 19:05
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Weedguru 
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Re: Valentines day?
I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.
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#20
 2004-01-29, 19:19
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JesusTookMyBike123 
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Re: Valentines day?
quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:
I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.
Chocolate, flowers, and condoms.
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#21
 2004-01-30, 00:06
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Pacman 
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Re: Valentines day?
quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:
I refuse to partake in Valentine madness. It's just a lame excuse to sell chococlate and flowers.
Anyone wanna take a guess on how many girlfriends this guy's had?
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#22
 2004-01-30, 00:33
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Weedguru 
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Re: Valentines day?
Fuck you.
I'm with ShouldTrip on this, why wai until Valentine to let him/her know you love him/her?
It's so... corny.
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#23
 2004-01-30, 00:54
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JayMark 
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Re: Valentines day?
If she is an anal virgin, just go doggy style but instead of fucking her cunt, just put it in her ass deeply. She may not like it but, she WILL be surprised!
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#24
 2004-01-30, 02:53
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: Valentines day?
quote:Originally posted by Weedguru:
Fuck you.
I'm with ShouldTrip on this, why wai until Valentine to let him/her know you love him/her?
It's so... corny.
It's also a little tiresome to see, like, eight BILLION people with a birthday in November. You'd think February is the only time anyone gets laid.
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#25
 2004-01-30, 10:03
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crazy_shit 
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Re: Valentines day?
SicilianFamily7 you got your idea from Adam Sandler. He said that when he was on conan o brien or some kinda late talk show.
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#26
 2004-02-07, 21:14
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deadlycindy 
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Re: Valentines day?
*bump*
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#27
 2004-02-08, 00:28
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MindGutter 
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Re: Valentines day?
2 words baby.
DONKEY PUNCH
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