I was 11 years old and i remember looking down at my nutsack one random day to find that one nut was hanging lower than the other. Scared Shitless, I proceeded to panick. "My nutsack was never lopsided like this!," I exclaimed in vein. Immediately, I summon my mother to call the local Kaiser Permanente to check my unit out. Upon arrival, the doctor quickly sits me down to examine my nuts. After a few pokes and twists here and there he made some grunting noises to signifying that everything was alright. "Son, why did you come to this hospital again?" he asks me. "Cuz," I said,"Cuz mah shiets all irregularly asymetrical looking! Whats wrong with me?" And that, my friends, that was when he spoke the truth. For the truth makes total sense of why this phenomena occurs. Male scrotums turn and are uneven for the purpose of so they wont clank into eachother while you run or walk around or engage in strenuous physical activities to prevent one from becoming sterile. Wow man, thats some incredibly awesome and radical shiet man!

Bomb.

That explains a lot... whew.

Um, I could have told you that...

It's a funny story!

Its true. I read about it in a book.

now only if they retracted when you sat down(to prevent from getting sat on ) then we'd have some intelligent nuts

what a relief!

i was getting worried for a second there...

and a dick that retracted too when you ran or at least got smaller so it didnt slap agaisnt the inside of your leg. do you know how annoying that is!?

^I know exactaly how that feels.

quote:Originally posted by UndefinedMinded:

"Cuz," I said,"Cuz mah shiets all irregularly asymetrical looking! Whats wrong with me?"



Shut the fuck up nigger.

Go go racism!



Shek