well my stupid friend jer "volunteered" me to dyke out with his friend kayla. because its her birthday tomorow... shes turning 17.. im 15.. there is absolutley no way out of this in fact they are picking me up from school tomorow ... i've never done anything with a chick before and all i can say is im nervous as hell... any advice?

Whaddya mean "there's no way out of this?" How about saying "No thanks. How about I bake you a cake instead?" Or simply, "No."

You're going to fuck a broad because your friend says so?

What are you, some kind of slutty whorey slut slut or sex slave?

so maybe i am some slutty whorey slut slut but i still want to do this.. im just nervous.. haha

So do you want to do it or don't you? Actually I have a better question: is she hot? If yes, think of how much ass this kicks. This hot chick who is two years older than you actually wants to fuck you. I would so step into your shoes any day. If she's not hot, there's no reason to do it. You know, unless you like her or something. Whatever the case, make sure she doesn't have fucked up diseases. If it smells rank and has a weird coloured discharge, stay away.

Edit: I forgot to mention that your friend sounds like a huge asshole. Tell him to fuck off.

Also, I would like everyone to note how I'm not flaming her for making a thread about dyking it up. Reason being, she's in a unique situation and the search feature would not help her here. So just keep this in mind next time you want to say I'm jealous of some broad for getting attention for fucking other chicks.

[This message has been edited by GlitterPunk112358 (edited 01-27-2004).]

come to think of it.. she is pretty fuckin hot. and to set this straight YES i wan't to do it i just dont have the experience that i do with the cock..

Wow. This is what I get for leaving totse to do homework. Do it if you want. Don't if you don't. But you say you do, so gor for it. Take ^'s advice and make sure she's clean. Good Luck, you... lucky person thingy you.