Dear totse;



I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no. Statistics tells me only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee wienied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and my stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.

I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch. But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Anthony what would jesus do with a small penis"? After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no jesus.

I'll always love what was totse,

Anthony

Shens

LMAO, this ain't real.

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.

When it comes to sex, super pro, use the one on your head

freakishly feable frankfurter. nice.

pahahahahahahahahahaa

you forgot to mention that you have AIDS and you're a heroin addict

You, my friend, have a way with words... and far too much time on your hands

quote:Originally posted by Dr. Bint:

You, my friend, have a way with words... and far too much time on your hands



IM FUCKING CRYING HERE GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS

quote:Originally posted by SuperPro:

IM FUCKING CRYING HERE GUYS, THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS



HE'S ABOUT TO BREAK!!1

why dont you get surgery?

Sorry dude, can't say I know the pain. Seeing as I am a chick, but hey... if your not kidding that is. Teach the chick that size doesn't matter it's how you use it that does.

ok well you didnt have to use the slang words in a funny way like that, you should have known u was gonna get replies like those ^^^^^^^^^^^

if a girl really loved u she wouldnt care about the size of your daick

Have sex in complete and absolute darkness...



-test-

sell your car and get a dildo injection into your cock.

or something like that, im no surgeon

quote:Originally posted by Snoopy:

Hello, this is Moleman in the morning. Good Moleman to you. Today part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every daaaay.

Alcohol has ruined my life. I'm thirty-four years oooooold!

Life's funny like that. Alcohol's the only thing keeping me alive.

quote:Originally posted by DOCTORGONZO409:

Alcohol has ruined my life. I'm thirty-four years oooooold!



Oh no, my brains!

If you've tried everything to enlarge your penis, go for surgery. But first, realize that surgery is an insane waste of money for something as trivial as your penis. Really, would your life be so much better if your penis were suddenly 7 inches?

Cut off your pecker and replace it with a vibrator!

quote:Originally posted by SuperPro:



Dear totse;



I wish everyone could know the pain I live with every day of my miserable life. Alas no. Statistics tells me only 1 in every 30,000 adult males has a penis less than 4 inches long and 2 inches around. Only they, my wee wienied brethren can even begin to understand the hurt I feel when I step up to a urinal and my stream of urine is only slightly smaller than the 3.28 inch long, 1.67 inch wide wanker that it springs from.

I have tried pumps, creams, exercises, and god forbid; even praying. Nothing works, not even marginally on my miniscule member. So, everyday I try to lie to the world about possessing a petite pecker by peeling out in my Corvette, strutting around in expensive suits, talking about my mansion, dating strippers to show the world my virility and constantly crowing about my colossal crotch. But my Armani suits are just expensive costumes to hide my teeny-tiny tallywacker. My gigantic house is where I sit alone with my dwarf johnson. And the truth is the only thing I can stretch when it comes to my freakishly feeble frankfurter. Day in and day out I used to ask myself, "Anthony what would jesus do with a small penis"? After hours of reading the bible, searching my soul and peering at my puny prick, I know now that there is no jesus.

I'll always love what was totse,

Anthony

hmm i got some junk e-mail i should foward too you then...

You know, fuckbrains, totse has a Penis FAQ for a reason.

Little Dick.

Dude, you're a tad too poetic about your wee weenie to be taken seriously. You're either secretly proud, or you're trolling.

superpro

1. consider surgery. It counts as "cosmetic" surgery so no coverage there.

2. all of the above answers

I do think this happens to be some trolling but oh well who gives a shit.

Remember, the G Spot is only about 2-3 inches in the vagina so it's still possible to give a girl the best sex she's had, ever. If that doesn't work, you're fucked Baby Dick