Okay, so I have a some questions I need to ask.

But before I start: Guess what everybody?!?!! I lost finally lost my virginity! And to a sexy, older Scotsman too. w00t! I'm back from Scotland by the way. I am really going to miss having sex twice a day with a Scottish man. Not that I'm bragging or anything....hahaha

Anyhoo, here's my first dumb question: Is it supposed to be so noisy? Like, you know, squidgy noises and the like? This quite puts me off being on top because it was especially noisy then.

I have to go now though, so I will post a bit later with my other questions. Cheers!

it's always been like that for me. especially if you get really wet, as my girlfriend does, it can make alot of the "juicy" noises.

So the answer (i'd assume) is yes. at least it is for all the times i've done it.

Same here, it was alway noisier when she was on top for me.

One time my partner and I got to laughing so hard at the sounds we happened to be making that night that we had to stop for a few moments to regain composure.

I noticed we make more noise with him on top though.

If it really bothers you (which I don't see why it should) then just try other positions.

2 time a day huh, lucky bum! I remember when things were that good!

Welcome back babes!

It seems to be natural. With all the moisture down there what can you expect really. Sometimes I just end up laughing, but sex noises just end up being funny.

Lucky thing with your twice a day. My boyfriend lives an annoying distance away

I think it always is like that because of the wetness and the movement and all but I know it seems alot less noisy without a condom. Not condoning unsafe sex but thats just my personal experience. Though I have had sex with a few people where no matter how wet or what pposition we were in you wouldnt hear anything.

If the noise bothers you though just play some music.

Cheers guys. I have another question but it's quite lengthy and embarassing so I'll post again later when I have I have time and people stop walking in on me. Hopefully the answer is another "don't worry, you're normal". I always seem to get that here, lol.

I'm quite relieved that it's normal. I figured it probably was, but I've never heard things like that in pornos so I wasn't quite sure. But it's not like that's exactly an accurate depiction of sex anyway.

So yeah, I'll be back later and thanks again.

Porno isn't realistic. Airbrushed, few inches added/taken away (ultimate compliment: "Sorry, your dick's too big.")

You have to expect noises.

Asked & answered. Not sure if you remember me, sickie, but I do remember you from awhile back. Welcome back from the land of lochleven and weird fucking weather! Looking forward to more of your posts.

Well if you can have sex with some Scotish Man.. and fully enjoy it, then more power to you.

Im guessing you are a guy sick_boy...well sorry but...your still a virgin because men dont count when your gay!

Darn, that's another person more than me whose having sex.

Come ere Pam.

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:

Im guessing you are a guy sick_boy...well sorry but...your still a virgin because men dont count when your gay!

Wrong, you cheeky little fucker. Sick_Boy is a girly.

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:

Im guessing you are a guy sick_boy...well sorry but...your still a virgin because men dont count when your gay!

Idiot, don't talk out of your ass, Sick_boy is a female with an AK, so you best be hiding.