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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-01-22, 04:48 |
StrangeDays 
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 Finally
I've finally done it, I've successfully jacked off for the first time in my life, and I'm 17, which is sad I think, but whatever. Yay, I'm happy now  |
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#2
2004-01-22, 04:52 |
The_Rabbi
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Re: Finally
how in the hell did you fail in the past?
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#3
2004-01-22, 04:53 |
GlitterPunk112358
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Re: Finally
yeah seriously. What the hell were you doing before that it didn't work out?
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#4
2004-01-22, 04:57 |
Extant
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Re: Finally
At this rate you'll be ummmmmm 37 the first time you get laid. Congrats.. I think.
-Extant
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#5
2004-01-22, 05:34 |
nocuous
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Re: Finally
Holy shit. I've failed at a few things in my life. Using an umbrella as a parachute comes to mind. But how do you fuck up jacking' off?
-Nocuous
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#6
2004-01-22, 15:46 |
StrangeDays
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Re: Finally
You have no idea how could I fucked it up, its complicated, its like I never could, I just did it again, liek 5 min ago and damn does it feel good. This is better than weed. |
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#7
2004-01-22, 16:45 |
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Re: Finally
Jesus man, you must have came like a bishop.
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#8
2004-01-22, 17:12 |
elite_dance
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Re: Finally
quote:Originally posted by javafish:
Jesus man, you must have came like a bishop.
I think you mean priest. Bishops are in the Christian or Protestant churches. Priests are the ones who have to abstain from sex.
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#9
2004-01-22, 17:54 |
StrangeDays
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Re: Finally
Came like a priest pretty much. And It was good |
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#10
2004-01-22, 21:34 |
Spiffy McBang
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Re: Finally
Cleanup on aisle 6..
..7.. 8... good christ..
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#11
2004-01-22, 23:16 |
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Re: Finally
haha, nou try it on weed that's true fun |
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#12
2004-01-23, 00:53 |
ate
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Re: Finally
quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:
haha, nou try it on weed that's true fun
nice |
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#13
2004-01-23, 01:22 |
Qoh
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Re: Finally
Y u wait till 17
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#14
2004-01-24, 08:00 |
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Re: Finally
Yeah get real stoned as like, so youre just totally hammered, and start thinking dirty...its like, you actually see the thoughts in yr head like a video, its really really clear.
A baby seal walks into a club.
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#15
2004-01-24, 08:21 |
vogerg
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Re: Finally
seriously, how did u fail in the past? were u ding it wrong? could u not get a hard on?
or were u just not doing it?
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#16
2004-01-24, 10:31 |
CatharticWeek
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Re: Finally
I can understand an eleven year old taking a little time to figure it out but for a high school student it shouldn't be that hard.
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#17
2004-01-24, 17:27 |
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Re: Finally
I bet when people called it beating off he actually thought you were supposed to fucking hit it instead of stroke it...
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#18
2004-01-24, 17:32 |
negative_zero
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Re: Finally
not to worry. i was 16 when i first masturbated.
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#19
2004-01-24, 22:45 |
Weedguru
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Re: Finally
It took me a while to do it right as well, but after that... yay!
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#20
2004-01-25, 01:19 |
Nzyme
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Re: Finally
quote:Originally posted by elite_dance:
I think you mean priest. Bishops are in the Christian or Protestant churches. Priests are the ones who have to abstain from sex.
If by abstain you mean dedicate their lives to homosexual acts, then ok.
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