Lets all be frank. What is/are the name(s) of your genitals/breasts?

General Zod is mine.

"Kneel before Zod!"

And yours?

Mine is simply known as THING.

Penis.

Harry Dick Johnson

Mini-Gus, or, sometimes Panda.

White Thunder!

^ haha!

Mine is simply known as "Mini Me"

Mini me. Clever. The General zod was funny too.

Mine is just T-bone's wang.

my dick

The wand of light.

Secret.

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

-Nocuous

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Secret.

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

-Nocuous

Bwahaha!!! Too funny.

I call mine nothing, it comes without being called.

I used to call it "Generic brand jelly beans" coz it only came in one colour

Steve.

MR. Winky

Do girls name their parts??

quote:Originally posted by Stranger1786:

Do girls name their parts??

That proposes a good question. Ladies?

mine is BLOWN, SUCKED, JERKED, FUCKED.

watson

willy the one-eyed wonder worm...

Godzilla.

what a bunch of freaking zit faced pubes

no offense

Mines called Houdini because it can appear in a sleep like state and then dissapear inside any woman.

Or sometimes I call it the cyclops

fred

Dr. Wank

High commander stalin supreme overlord of all that he surveys kneel before him.

Ben - named after Big Ben

Timex.

Take's a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

-Nocuous

Jason the unstopable.

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

Secret.

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

-Nocuous

Mine was maestro, but now I think I'll be using this one. Thanks Nocuous

It's what I'm here for.

I call mine....THE VIOLATOR

Nigga p, my dick is colorblind (not my eye vision)

DA WEENIE!!! lol!

Mr. Bill

quote:Originally posted by ike:

Mr. Bill

"OH NO!!!!"

russel --> the love musle

Seph or Mini-sephy

Sargeant Ownage

Frodo...

i don't have a name for my penis, but it has a name for me. it calls me jamie

sometimes i do refer to it as the long dick, or just LD for short

Dick, because he sits between Tom and Harry. Occasionally he goes by the name Action Man

sugar daddy

genious replys:

Secret.

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

-Nocuous

~True.Yeap.Uh-huh!

willy the one-eyed wonder worm...

NewRage_Instantly funny

I call mine....THE VIOLATOR

TheDragon_Funny for a minute

DA WEENIE!!! lol!

slasher_13

~~!!Weally? i fot i seen him bfoh?!~~~~

_i guess people are catching up on the 'age .

Hah.

The announcement you all have been waiting for!!!

*(~:I dont have a weewee:~)*

Vat a dissapointment!

I can't fink of a name, how 'bout

you name the 3 of them.

I'd be fucking hysterical(laughter) if by any chance U don't know how to count!

OK beggining ideas,

Ve Suction Cup

wee'in

Lauz......

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I let my current gf pick out the name.

One called it Kong

My current one calls it, Mr. Snuffleupagus, or snuffy. Makes Sesame street more fun to listen to.

Personally, I have called him Chubby, or Mr. Chubby for quite a while.

Apparently no women posted on this one... a suggestion for them... Mulva!

Lil' Jon And The Eastside boys

I dont really have a name or title for mine but most people call him "Sir" cos when he stands to attention everyone takes notice *LOL* Seriously though I dont relly have a name for mine other than maybe the first part of my nickname???

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King Pin =D

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Big dick, small balls. Not a good combo.

Grandmaster Flash.



...five fingers, get it?

Blinky

AND FINALLY... THE WOMAN SPEAKS.

Boobs... "left" and "right".

Vagina... "Gynie"

~Amber~

quote:Originally posted by Ducky:

Big dick, small balls. Not a good combo.

Small dick, gigantic balls... a good combo?!?!?!? wtf

Captain Happy...but I'm a pilot

There is also Mr Winky, or when cold/after sex, Mr. Shrinky

Henry:

Oh hungry? Oh Henry!

-Nocuous

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I call mine king Alfonso VIII

all hail king Alfonso VIII!!!!

Acouple years ago i called him "the cum cannon" despite the fact i was like 10 and xcouldnt cum, nor did i know what it was. urm...

i think im gonna steal nocuous's secret though. funny shit man,

-rage

kaiser wilhelm III

T3H BEHEMOTH!!!!1111oneoneone

I call mine the "Odeous Sneed"

mine is called C-RIFLE.

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun"-FULL METAL JACKET..

-R.H.T.

quote:Originally posted by RandomHerokillsTerrorist:

mine is called C-RIFLE.

"this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun"-FULL METAL JACKET..

-R.H.T.

donkey kong, or MC hammer.

way back when i called it lil J cause of the J shape! just kidding, it's straight but like alot of people, hangs a little to the right... my right, with a huge left nut and a big right nut.

my friend called his "edwin" he kept telling this girl that edwin says hi, when she said "who's edwin?" that just made it more hilarious, even the girls were laughing, oh the times that skank has gotten what she deserves...

hahaha dont mean to rip you off but im gonna start calling mine little jon and the eastside boys, cuz my dick is small when its soft, but big when its hard. its a grower not a shower. im actually quite amazed how its possible for a below average wang to grow into a large blockbuster(another good name), natue is pretty amazing, and skin is pretty stretchy.

girls will be like haha what a tiny dickless wonder, then its like BUMP and it slaps them in the face, thru the pants, theyre like OH LORDY LORDY.

i kinda exagerated but thats how i imagine it

pèdro ...

High RAZ !! :P



-warweed12

Pump Action Shotgun or Sir lancelot

I'll call mine sparrow because he's usually up before I am in the morning. Or maybe Joe Pesci because he's hard arounfd other guys (just kidding.) I think Danny Devito.

mine doesn't have a name, and wil never, since it's a part of me, and who I am

my girl calls it MR **** (my name, wich i won't reveal) by the way

Its not the size of the boat that matters but the motion...

peep the metaphor and you'll know more...

i used to call it crooks coz it used be a lil to the left... now its bored...

quote:Originally posted by Corrupt Civilian:

That proposes a good question. Ladies?

nope

Tenacious P

the almighty booty baster, Damian for short

Mine has the amazingly affectionate name of, "Adam's Cock"...god I am horrible with names. My kids are going to end up being Femmy, Manny, Femtu, Mantu and so on.

Jeremiah sumtimes bruce

spike

i call my breasts my melons. and my vagina? i think everyone just calls it "down there."

Blunderbuss

quote:Originally posted by TigerJK:

Blunderbuss

Bwahahaha

I don't really have a name for it, but most women call it, "Oh my god look at the SIZE of that thing!"

...and some just mumble and grin.

cc

"the cannon"

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pencil dick.

quote:Originally posted by eskyhead:

I call mine nothing, it comes without being called.

I used to call it "Generic brand jelly beans" coz it only came in one colour

Okay, that one was actually funny. Hmm... I'm a girl and I have no name for the twins.

I call mine Jr. Or Docter Diabolical