My friend says its salty but im hoping thats not true. So is it?

I don't know, the fur makes it hard to taste anything, and the constant scratching and biting makes it even harder. I tried it on a dead one, by the smell was too much before I even got within a foot.

it only tastes salty when she recently took a piss or she has a dirty un washed pussy that ur friend so happens to crave

to see what pussy tastes like when ur taking a shower suck on ur armpit, exact same texture...make sure its washed or its gonna taste like ass and onions

quote:Originally posted by Guswut:

I don't know, the fur makes it hard to taste anything, and the constant scratching and biting makes it even harder. I tried it on a dead one, by the smell was too much before I even got within a foot.

ROFLMAO!!

hard to explain the taste, you have to taste it yourself and it dont taste like fish

For some reason, to me it tastes like salted pinapples.

MY GIRLS PUSSY SMELLS LIKE CHERRIES BUT TASTE LIKE ARMPIT WITH A HINT OF CHICKEN

It's been so long since I've rug-munched so I've forgotten!

As far as I remember, it tastes pretty good!

But then again 90% of the times I've licked pussy, I was hammered!!!

nasty period

Tastes like chicken.

cc

<redneck voice> smell like fish, taste like chicken. hold ya nose and keep on lickin' </redneck voice>

ROFL!!

what if you got a latin girl...its a whole lot different. even the smell. kinda of like a chili spice thing..weird but its the weird that you kinda dont like what keep on licking or smelling.

you know?

it all depends on how often the girl washes and yes also on what she eat's, very important

i heard it tastes like honey.

it tastes like pussy. It's an interesting taste but i dont think theres anything to compare it with. Its distinct, not very great but not too bad either..

So you don't want to eat your gf out, but you expect her to suck your cock...

taste like copper and salt from my experiance

Ive always heard that it has a "bleach-like" taste, but its a little sweet at the same time.

*shrugs* I wouldnt know though!

heres my modo, if it taste like chicken, keep on lickin', if it taste like trout...GET THE FUCK OUT

The texture is very raw chicken. It tastes like copper.

But it can taste like "an armpit" or "dead fish" if her hygiene habits aren’t great. Or if like...she's been walking around all day in pants that don't breathe well. Especially if she has excessive pubic hair, or is more on the chubby side.

And if she doesn't wipe "front to back" it'll taste like shit.

-Nocuous

I would say that the tast depends on many factors just like an armpit - If its been sweating all day it will definatly have a distinct smell, but if its fresh clean out of the shower it will taste, well, like, a fresh clean armpit!

Let's see...I've heard a few things in general: papaya, metallic, chicken broth, kelp, steak tartare, "the way clean sweat smells," chai tea, fortune cookies, oatmeal cookies (?), milk and honey, and chardonnay. Meh.

The general consensus I've heard points in the direction of a metallic taste. Someone even suggested battery acid... I'd like to know how he knew what that tasted like..

But I dunno from experience though. Shouldn't be unbearable if she washes down there, though.

One question... a thousand different replies. I think you helped him narrow down the taste .

It doesn't really taste like one thing really. It reminds me of the smell of bread dough but often with a small salt taste.

btw, does anyone know what bad pussy smells/tastes like?

[This message has been edited by halo 16 (edited 12-21-2003).]

Smells/tastes like DEATH.

Actually, I dunno. My gf keeps clean and shaven

quote:Originally posted by LSA King:

One question... a thousand different replies. I think you helped him narrow down the taste

Your reply is no more helpful.

I think the point here is that the taste varies greatly among women. Factors such as diet, weather, time of the month, hygiene habits, types of clothing worn and geography contribute in different ways, so the various possibilities can't be narrowed down any more than they have in this thread, really.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Your reply is no more helpful.

I think the point here is that the taste varies greatly among women. Factors such as diet, weather, time of the month, hygiene habits, types of clothing worn and geography contribute in different ways, so the various possibilities can't be narrowed down any more than they have in this thread, really.



I can't think that anyone can answer this guy's question, just try it, and like DeadlyCindy says,it can't be answered by one person.Just want to know, DeadlyCindy, being a woman, how did you find out how pussy tastes?<Grin> Just Joking!

quote:Originally posted by Malignant:

Smells/tastes like DEATH.

Actually, I dunno. My gf keeps clean and shaven

My sayin was better...

quote:Originally posted by Legionaire:

Just want to know, DeadlyCindy, being a woman, how did you find out how pussy tastes?

Welp, I'm not one to shy away from kissing a guy that just went down on me!

Plus, I've just heard stuff from other male friends. Yep, thats it.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

The general consensus I've heard points in the direction of a metallic taste. Someone even suggested battery acid... I'd like to know how he knew what that tasted like..

But I dunno from experience though. Shouldn't be unbearable if she washes down there, though.

its like the after taste when you chew a couple hundred morning glory seeds, sorta like a metalicy (wtf that wasnt even a word) but like copper/nickle, just not as strong like faintly not that bad, taste the best right after shes gets out of the shower and its all fresh

It is it's own taste - theres nothing really like the taste of pussy 'scept for the taste of pussy.

Oh, and has anybody noticed that it tastes different based on position? Ie eating face down, or face up ( sixty-nine).

And please, don't try and tell me that it's because my nose is up her ass in the 69 position - my nose isn't that big :P

No one really knows because every girl is different. You just have to find out on your own.

All girls are different, so naturally they all taste different. Although in my experience it's never been a bad taste.

-Digital

If it tastes rancid and sour - bad

If it tastes pleasant and yummy - good

That's about as specific as you can get.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Your reply is no more helpful.

I think the point here is that the taste varies greatly among women. Factors such as diet, weather, time of the month, hygiene habits, types of clothing worn and geography contribute in different ways, so the various possibilities can't be narrowed down any more than they have in this thread, really.





How could anything I say make up for the fact some of these fuckers are associating it with food items. It dont taste like any fucking food product period. Not like cotton candy, pizza or snapple.

Its pussy, its its own food group if you want to even remotely associate it with food.

If you cant define the taste dont attempt to, you will give people false impressions. I had people telling me it was sweet and I have never met a girl where it tasted as sweet as the individual described it to me. There are alot of factors which come into play but I dont think any are comparable to food items is what I am trying to say.

[This message has been edited by LSA King (edited 12-23-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by halo 16:

It doesn't really taste like one thing really. It reminds me of the smell of bread dough but often with a small salt taste.

btw, does anyone know what bad pussy smells/tastes like?

[This message has been edited by halo 16 (edited 12-21-2003).]



You sir, have just smelt bad pussy. No need to ask what it smells like now. muwahha

agian..most every girl is different, and it depends on many factors like cindy said. race, hygene, clothes, time of the month, diet.

like i said, latin..spanish you know..kinda like spices.

but the weird smell you just cant stop sniffing.

Just go find out for yourself....

quote:Originally posted by not_ all_here:

Just go find out for yourself....

I think asking on the boards is better then rape...

as far as taste wise, if she's a clean girl, it won't really taste like anything. it might smell a little bit, but it's pretty bland in taste.

Bud, Guswut, What is your species of whatever you are. I must know. quote:Guswut:

I don't know, the fur makes it hard to taste anything, and the constant scratching and biting makes it even harder. I tried it on a dead one, by the smell was too much before I even got within a foot.

-Hitler

quote:Originally posted by robic:

i heard it tastes like honey.

LMAO-UID well hear what you want to hear, ppl should taste them for themselves and not ask anyone else come on not all of us share the same sense of taste. Think.

-Hitler

The more aroused you are, the better it tastes.

As for specifics, who cares? You're not there for a buffet, you're there to please your woman.

quote:Originally posted by domiepanzer:



Bud, Guswut, What is your species of whatever you are. I must know. -Hitler

Aryan.

for me, dirty pussys smell of dog food lol while good clean pussys smell of...cant explain the smell but it isnt bad.

What do pussies with yeast infection smell like?

they should make a sex ed book called "Pussy from all around the world scrath and sniff"....problem solved..... i better go get started.

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if she just took a piss her clit might taste weird or "salty" for a second or two but once you wet it a bit itll taste like nothing...watch out for stuck toilet paper LMAO...

if she hasnt showered in a while or if shes just fucking slutty...LEAVE HER HOLE ALONE!!!! or your taste buds will be screaming afterwards....

Im gonna solve this problem, k?

Take some change, dip it warm water and leave it for a bit, then lick it after its dried, add the feeling of small stubs of thin hair and a skin like feeling and there it is, Erotic?... no Didnt think so

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EDIT: Capital E on the 'Erotic'

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What does it taste like if she's on the rag?

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

The texture is very raw chicken. It tastes like copper.

But it can taste like "an armpit" or "dead fish" if her hygiene habits aren’t great. Or if like...she's been walking around all day in pants that don't breathe well. Especially if she has excessive pubic hair, or is more on the chubby side.

And if she doesn't wipe "front to back" it'll taste like shit.

-Nocuous

you are just so gross. yuck.

Carefull of the "Bad Ass". If you're gonna deal with the bad ass; either be rubberwrapp

or cover that lunch.

I've used the rubber "Dental Dam" ta cover that sweet thing. I much prefer to use the clear "Saran Wrap" tied down with First-Aid

waterproof tape.

Tape across the stomach & a piece on either thigh. Otherwise it slips & you're liable to

strange tastes & stranger bugs.

Don't forget ta snniiiiffff!

I do prefer the taste of a woman's anus myself. Seems fresher to me.

Like a penny

best to shower together before oral from a girl, it's good foreplay to shave her pussy and wash eachother. And then you know everything is clean.

quote:Originally posted by sharpie:

What does it taste like if she's on the rag?

Don't ever say anything like that again. Ever. That's just dirty.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Let's see...I've heard a few things in general: papaya, metallic, chicken broth, kelp, steak tartare, "the way clean sweat smells," chai tea, fortune cookies, oatmeal cookies (?), milk and honey, and chardonnay. Meh.

behold, cindys mystical pussy

ts

So far ive licked my armpit, licked a pile of change, and licked salted chicken.....

and i still have no fucking clue what it tastes like

LMAO

It varies...I had this girl once who didn't have much taste but it was fine...about a year later I had her again and it was smelly and tasted like a really strong vinegar flavour...I didn't stay down there too long and on subsquent encounters I permanently stayed away from going down there...

like sour diluted orange juice.......

buy some orange afthershocks if their still around it's as close to artifucal pussy juice as i can think of.

quote:Originally posted by SHELLI:

you are just so gross. yuck.

take a look at the post your pussy thread specifically lok at nocuous post

It depends solely on from girl to girl, hygyne, genes in general, ect ect ect. i've been told I taste like watered down strawberries on some occasions my boyfriend says i taste like rock candy.

[This message has been edited by Ms. Death (edited 02-01-2004).]

but what do u think u taste like?

quote:Originally posted by alpharomero:

take a look at the post your pussy thread specifically lok at nocuous post

Damn. That's what I'm gonna be remembered for here at totse, isn't it?

It was justified! Those post a picture threads were retarded! It was for the good of totse!

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

The texture is very raw chicken. It tastes like copper.

But it can taste like "an armpit" or "dead fish" if her hygiene habits aren’t great. Or if like...she's been walking around all day in pants that don't breathe well. Especially if she has excessive pubic hair, or is more on the chubby side.

And if she doesn't wipe "front to back" it'll taste like shit.

-Nocuous

ROFLMFAO

dude that the dirtiests thing ive ever heard



but there is an even worse thing

if she has breached that thin little stretchy wall betwen her asshole and her vagina hole then the hole cant heal and it will get stretched open from #2's

eventually when she takes a shit it can come out of her pussy

now that got to be the worst to go down on

I once swore I had a subtle bbq taste. Though normaly id say the watered down strawberries.

you guys are fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Ms. Death:

I once swore I had a subtle bbq taste. Though normaly id say the watered down strawberries.

You just made my day...

there's no need to ask this. follow these easy steps and you'll know soon.

1. get with a girl and start fingering her.

2. then pull your fingers out, put your hands under her arms and grip her shoulders, like your going to fuck her.

3. start kissing her neck and sucking on it.

4. when see looks up, smell the fingers that you had in her.

5. if they smell to bad(fishy) then dont eat her out and just have sex with her.

6. if they smell okay, then eat her out.

7. when you hang out with your friends afterwards, have them smell your fingers.

goodluck!

8. Either place the finger under her nose and/or inside her mouth...

quote:Originally posted by SBTlauien:

7. when you hang out with your friends afterwards, have them smell your fingers.



I always see guys standing around in my school parking lot asking their friends to smell their fingers. It makes me wanna go Columbine on their ass.

My friend asked me to smell his finger once. I kicked him. Hard.

-Nocuous



[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 02-11-2004).]

HEY! I JUST HAD A GREAT IDEA!

below is the patented pussy puckering chart.

RACE

AGE ASIAN AFRICAN LATINO

12 noodles curry cinnamon

14 fish chicken salt

18 coins salt nutmeg

21 noodles deodorant chilli