sometimes i smash it against the wall, I tie a rope around it and tie the other end to the door knob and slam it,some times i even get so mad at it i smash beer bottles over it, but for some reason i dont ejaculate i just only bleed some tips would be appreciated.

BTW ive also tried compressor,nitrous,closed the garage door on it,needle nose pliers,band saw, baseballs etc.

If you're being an idiot, goodbye. If you have an actual question, you wrapped it in too much bullshit. Try again, and goodbye for now.

Have you considered dousing it with gasoline and igniting with a Zippo?