My boyfriend hasn't been home in a long time, and he's coming home this weekend. When we're together, I want to REALLY turn him on, but am kind of stuck on what to do. Any ideas on how to drive him wild?

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Tackle him at the front door and don't let him say or do a goddamn thing until you're done with him. Key term: When *you're* done. If he's so wound up that he busts too quick, sit on his face and let him do his thing until you're satisfied or he throws you off to start fucking you again.

Admittedly, this won't work on all guys, but when it comes to the ones it will work on, it works really, really well.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Tackle him at the front door and don't let him say or do a goddamn thing until you're done with him. Key term: When *you're* done. If he's so wound up that he busts too quick, sit on his face and let him do his thing until you're satisfied or he throws you off to start fucking you again.

Admittedly, this won't work on all guys, but when it comes to the ones it will work on, it works really, really well.

Please God I meet a girl like that!!!

I would say this is a good idea...Give it a go!

Be sure to weat some damn sexy underwear and some skimpy clothes. Those are basic essentials. Easy hit the nail on the head. The key is spontinuity and surprise. And make sure that it lasts a little while too, not too long, but not a quickie either.

Yes, don't say anything until your wild fuckfest is over. Then, after you're done, don't say anything, have a box of klondike bars ready in the freezer, so he can chow down after hes done fucking.

I'd go with spiffy on this one



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quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

Easy hit the nail on the head. The key is spontinuity and surprise. And make sure that it lasts a little while too, not too long, but not a quickie either.

Now I am getting credit for spiffy's posts??

Damn I'm good!!

pwned!!

-Easy

slip him a bit of viagra of coarse he would most likely have a wood on for about 24 hours

do anything at all. it really doesn't matter what you do, so long as you do it with enthusiasm. like you've been dying for him. head, sex of any kind, it's all good. just keep it coming. that was a bad pun. anyways, the key is making it seem like you really want to fuck him for hours. enthusiasm girls! you need more enthusiasm!

Let him walk in and find you masturbating to a picture of him. Then notice him, grab his ass, and drag him to the bed. That's definitely how I'd like to get home from a trip.

Alice,

on behalf of all males,

GIRLS ARE TOO FUCKING SHY! I know I would die happy if my girl did any of what was suggested above when I get home. Seriously, there is no way in hell he will object to anything youdo to him. Grab him and do anything to him when he gets in the door