[rant+angst] GAAAGH, all the females on the planet are egotistical, conceded, freaky, idiotic, whacked out, manipulative bitches!

Maybe it's just my drug induced schizophrenia but I don't think there's any girl out there that I could ever get along with without having to distort my appearance before I start feeling like I've lost my identity.

Well, I'm off to have a cigarette! Not becauseI overly enjoy it but because compared to everything else right now it seems like the best choice.

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Anyway, should I persue my attempt to conform to the women around me or wallow in my own self pity? Thank you, come again

[This message has been edited by CigaretteBurns (edited 10-03-2003).]

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Huh?

*Loud Siren Sound*

Please disregard this topic, it is not an emergency, repeat, disregard this topic, it is not an emergency.

This is a message from your totse broadcasting system.

Not all women are bad!

As for the smoking thing...It keeps me sane-ish!

Hi, Mr. CigaretteBurns: Is it possible you overgeneralized?!? ALL girls are not ALL those things you say.....("egotistical, conceited, freaky, idiotic, whacked out, manipulative and bitches"...at least not all of them, all at the same time!!(heehee). I, for example, am not PRESENTLY "idiotic" (that was yesterday--hee hee)!! I think maybe you are just too intense right now!! Why don't you throw the cigarette away, and get one of Spiffy's tasty "CHOCOLATE HAPPINESS MILKSHAKES", and come over right now so we can talk about this, and I can change your mind!! (hee hee)! Love, Venus.

Ok ok. maybe I overgeneralized a tad. But you see my point. I think I'll become a priest in the catholic church instead and take my sexual frustrations out on altar boys!

Bah, admit it...just like Mr. Ladder Theory, you consider "all girls" to be that 1% of females that make your jaw drop at the very sight and smell of 'em.

We're a busy 1%, you know.

Oh cindy you crack me up

quote:Originally posted by CigaretteBurns:

GAAAGH, all the females on the planet are egotistical, conceded, freaky, idiotic, whacked out, manipulative bitches!



I'd have to say that only applies to attractive females, sadly, all the hot ones are like you described, while most of the less attractive ones are perfectly sane human beings.

speak for yourself they are all crazy, wait a second... everyones crazy.....

I understand where you are coming from. Just chill until your hormones quit kicking you in the ass.

And on the whole "everyone is crazy" thery, come fuckin' on. If everyone is crazy, then we need to redefine the word crazy. If everyone is crazy, then what the hell do we call the REAL psycos? muy crazy? Just think of it on a completely sane level. There is the normal amout of crazy, and then there are the really crazy. You can call that really crazy bunch politicians, my english teacher, that guy that sleeps on the bus stop that claims to have bought weed from aliens once, or you can accept the fact that some people are NOT crazy....damn I can ramble. I need to go to sleep.

quote:Not all women are bad!

No, they are not. There are bad women, and then there are worse women.

quote:Originally posted by CigaretteBurns:

[B]Maybe it's just my drug induced schizophrenia

I'll go with this one.

Don't conform, then you'd be a conformist, and that's not cool!

Do what I say and only what I say. Be a free-thinker!

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I understand where you are coming from. Just chill until your hormones quit kicking you in the ass.

And on the whole "everyone is crazy" thery, come fuckin' on. If everyone is crazy, then we need to redefine the word crazy. If everyone is crazy, then what the hell do we call the REAL psycos? muy crazy? Just think of it on a completely sane level. There is the normal amout of crazy, and then there are the really crazy. You can call that really crazy bunch politicians, my english teacher, that guy that sleeps on the bus stop that claims to have bought weed from aliens once, or you can accept the fact that some people are NOT crazy....damn I can ramble. I need to go to sleep.

if everyone else is crazy, whos to say your not crazy??? think about that....

thank you very much that will be a band name for my band when we finally start. Teenage Sexual Angst does ne 1 think that is a great name

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I understand where you are coming from. Just chill until your hormones quit kicking you in the ass.

And on the whole "everyone is crazy" thery, come fuckin' on. If everyone is crazy, then we need to redefine the word crazy. If everyone is crazy, then what the hell do we call the REAL psycos? muy crazy? Just think of it on a completely sane level. There is the normal amout of crazy, and then there are the really crazy. You can call that really crazy bunch politicians, my english teacher, that guy that sleeps on the bus stop that claims to have bought weed from aliens once, or you can accept the fact that some people are NOT crazy....damn I can ramble. I need to go to sleep.

Dude! I was THERE when he bought that!

I saw Jesus on the train once. It was so weird. It's like that Sheryl Crow song form a few years ago. He was just sitting there staring. He had a messanger bag and I think he might've had headphones on.