Heres the scenario your sitting at a party getting drunk with your friends and the women present. You notice one girl is into you and you pursue it maybe have her sit on your lap or dance with her or whatever. Now what do you guys do to keep the girl interested sort of seal the deal. What are some of your closing lines to convince her to follow you into an empty room or that dark place out of sight where you can get down to business. What are some of the things you do to seduce a chic when you know shes into you. I have no problem attracting chics but it seems like I have difficulties keeping them interested.

maybe they or you arent interesting, or both... relationships bring out that kinda thing due to the context of it all you know

The part of the equation you're missing is:

+5 alcohol

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The part of the equation you're missing is:

+5 alcohol

it sounds really bad, but its actually quite true.

If I can borrow a line from a movie, “ABC, always be closing, always be closing…”

Go for several “trial closes.” Make her agree to something, anything. Just get her to say “yes.” Then do it again. Throw in some innuendo and do it again. Mix up your eye contact. First, look into her eyes when you start speaking. Then do it when you finish. Then close her again about something about you two. Like get her number or ask if she wants to dance or if she finds you attractive. If you get to a tense moment, one where most would ease up and give her some space, crowd her with some outrageous statement. Make your comments more and more bold and unapologetic. Go for the final close a bit before you think you should. Be bold but a bit ambiguous is fine. You can say, “wanna get outa here” instead of “wanna fuck” if you want. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Did I mention that you should just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality? That is how you have the right attitude. Let her put the breaks on if she wants, otherwise you are going all the way.

-Easy



[This message has been edited by Easy Going (edited 10-01-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The part of the equation you're missing is:

+5 alcohol

Word. Actually, that's how everybody closes the deal around here. I live in the dorms, so normally you'll meet somebody out front, then once you're kinda clicking, and then haphazardly mention that you're going upstairs to have a bourbon on the rocks, and would she care to join you? It's important to make it clear that you're going up either way; this establishes that you're not just making a blatant come on. Once you've both had a couple drinks, then you can make the obvious propositions.

Ugh, I envy the my buddy down the hall. The other night we're out drinking and he decides he wants to get laid, so he calls some girl he met the night before, says "Come on over babe, I like lookin' at your face." Thirty minutes later she's at his door. The man ordered delivery pussy. Lucky bastard.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

If I can borrow a line from a movie, “ABC, always be closing, always be closing…”

Go for several “trial closes.” Make her agree to something, anything. Just get her to say “yes.” Then do it again. Throw in some innuendo and do it again. Mix up your eye contact. First, look into her eyes when you start speaking. Then do it when you finish. Then close her again about something about you two. Like get her number or ask if she wants to dance or if she finds you attractive. If you get to a tense moment, one where most would ease up and give her some space, crowd her with some outrageous statement. Make your comments more and more bold and unapologetic. Go for the final close a bit before you think you should. Be bold but a bit ambiguous is fine. You can say, “wanna get outa here” instead of “wanna fuck” if you want. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality. Did I mention that you should just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality? That is how you have the right attitude. Let her put the breaks on if she wants, otherwise you are going all the way.

-Easy

[This message has been edited by Easy Going (edited 10-01-2003).]

YOU FUCKING BITCH... LOL

I was high as fuck and kept reading

you should just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality?

and thought i was reading the same line

took me like 5 min to figure it out

bastard! lol

^ROTFLMAO!

quote:Originally posted by jp33487:

YOU FUCKING BITCH... LOL

I was high as fuck and kept reading

you should just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality?

and thought i was reading the same line

took me like 5 min to figure it out

bastard! lol

LMAO I did the exact same thing!!! smoked about half a hour ago and started reading posts and i was trippin trying to read that paragraph. damn i had no idea what was going on.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Just know that she is going to say yes and that the question is just a formality.

What the fuck? I am tripped ou tof my mind right now and got stuck in a MASSIVE time-warp/loop effect wenh I was reheding thatt. lol.

-Confused as fuck

And it's a lesson you guys will never forget, either.

EG's a pimp.

That scenario has only ever happened to me once and this is what I did:

Just talking to this bird, danced, kissed and rubbed each other up.

I knew she was into me and she knew I was into her.

I just said "Fancy going somewhere and being alone?". she replied with a yes!

The point to that tale is if the girl is into you then she'll want to go and be alone with you.

If she says no then she isn't as interested in you as you thought and you must go and find another broad to fuck!

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The part of the equation you're missing is:

+5 alcohol

....or for AD&D fans... a bottle of +5 alcohol.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

EG's a pimp.

quote:Originally posted by Third_Rail:

Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

The part of the equation you're missing is:

+5 alcohol

....or for AD&D fans... a bottle of +5 alcohol.

No no no, it's a bottle of mead with a magical effect of +5 intoxication.