This post is serious. Im a 15 year old virgin, who is currently dating my first girlfriend.

Ive been out on a couple dates, and when we kiss and makeout I usually cant really control my erections. But yesterday, we took things a little step further and she gave me some oral, and I couldnt even hold an erection. I was limp practically the whole time, but afterwards gave her some in return and still nothing.

Im a shy bastard, make that extremely shy bastard and can only really put it down to this. Maybe I just need to time to be more comfortable with her, but I just need some reasurrance I suppose. Im going to stop having any sexual release in bewteen the times I see her maybe, which is Friday.

Thanks in advance.

Well, not even Yogi Berra could think and hit at the same time.

You're normal.

Nothing kills a boner like a bad case of the jitters... relax, don't let yourself get too nervous.

Also, don't stop wanking in the meantime, keep your pipes flowing. If she's gonna give you oral the last thing you want is to fill her mouth with a week-old load of musty cum.

^^Thanks, Sarc, I'm never giving head again.

Ewwww.

All you gotta do is relax and you'll be fine.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:



Also, don't stop wanking in the meantime, keep your pipes flowing. If she's gonna give you oral the last thing you want is to fill her mouth with a week-old load of musty cum.

Yes, I've noticed the consistency of my semen is more watery if I don't jerk off for awhile. It also takes on an off-white color like it's spoiled. Keep your troops in peak fighting condition

Take Viagra and then you'll have an erection for like 3 hours straight.

Nice one Sarc, but I do save up for two days if I'm expecting some on the weekend. BTW, send me an e-mail, it's in my profile.

Just relax, and realize the awesomeness of the situation. There's an attractive young lady sucking your dick! Not only did you land some supple hottie, she's giving you head. Life is good!

Or maybe have a couple shots of bourbon first. Not too much, though, or your problem will be much, much worse. Three medicinal shots should loosen you up ever-so-slightly.

i <3 performance anxiety.

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

Three medicinal shots should loosen you up ever-so-slightly.

uh if the kid's only 15, 3 shots will probably get this kid sloppy drunk. one should do it for ya, lightweight. good suggestion, just don't overdo it.

Why stoping jerking until you meet her? This will only make you cum faster when she blows you... seriously, you DO want to last the longest you can to enjoy this delicious feeling.

quote:Also, don't stop wanking in the meantime, keep your pipes flowing. If she's gonna give you oral the last thing you want is to fill her mouth with a week-old load of musty cum.

This is rediculous, as long as you don't jerk off, sperm will not be produced. Only spermatozoas will be regularly produced by your balls but then again, it wont stay there not moving for a week... the body regularly eliminates old spermatozoas and replace them (unless you jerk off everyday and eliminate them by your own). As for the rest of the fluids in sperm, they will only be secreted by glands such as the prostate when there is some kind of sexual stimulation such as masturbation and blow jobs (of the intercourse itself). One week old sperm is not possible... cum is always fresh.

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quote:Originally posted by AlCaTrAz:

uh if the kid's only 15, 3 shots will probably get this kid sloppy drunk. one should do it for ya, lightweight. good suggestion, just don't overdo it.

Eh, all depends.

If the kids's a fat motherfucker like I was when I did shots for the first time, at 14, three shots won't do anything.

If he's one of those skinny bastards that us fat motherfuckers despise with every fiber of our being, then yeah, he might get pretty buzzed.

quote:Originally posted by AlCaTrAz:

uh if the kid's only 15, 3 shots will probably get this kid sloppy drunk. one should do it for ya, lightweight. good suggestion, just don't overdo it.

Excellent point. It's hard to keep it up when you're holed up in Blackoutsville. And Kikey, I happen to be one of those skinny motherfuckers who can eat whatever he wants and never gain an ounce. Hmm, I'm bored, I think I'll go eat an entire pizza.

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

Excellent point. It's hard to keep it up when you're holed up in Blackoutsville. And Kikey, I happen to be one of those skinny motherfuckers who can eat whatever he wants and never gain an ounce. Hmm, I'm bored, I think I'll go eat an entire pizza.



Damn you to hell.

I'll show you. I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!!!

This is how Hitler started, you know. He couldn't get laid, either.

quote:Originally posted by NegativeCreep:

This post is serious. Im a 15 year old virgin, who is currently dating my first girlfriend.

Ive been out on a couple dates, and when we kiss and makeout I usually cant really control my erections. But yesterday, we took things a little step further and she gave me some oral, and I couldnt even hold an erection. I was limp practically the whole time, but afterwards gave her some in return and still nothing.

Im a shy bastard, make that extremely shy bastard and can only really put it down to this. Maybe I just need to time to be more comfortable with her, but I just need some reasurrance I suppose. Im going to stop having any sexual release in bewteen the times I see her maybe, which is Friday.

Thanks in advance.

One time, my friend was gonna have sex with chick, and it was his first time, and he couldn't get a boner. SO he's still a virgin.

But he's probably still a virgin 'cause she sumped him like a week later.



SO don't worry about it.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

This is how Hitler started, you know. He couldn't get laid, either.

i <3 jewish propaganda.

I think that most of the time when teens can't get it up on the job (which happens alot around totse apperantly) it's mostly due to nervousness. Ex: "am I big enough? Do I know what I'm doing? Am I embarresing myself here?"

If she's willing to orally pleasure you then I'm pretty sure she's not gonna bitch about the size of your wanker. Unless you're a pencil dick, then I would be worried.

quote:Originally posted by NegativeCreep:

But yesterday, we took things a little step further and she gave me some oral, and I couldnt even hold an erection. I was limp practically the whole time.

Thanks in advance.

I finally figured it out... your gay



Naw, just kidding (plz dun flame me)

/\/e\/\/R/\ge

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As correct as everyone is in telling you to relax, and as much as you should try it, none of what we say matters. You will figure it out with experience. Just try to do it before she dumps you due to limp-dick syndrome.

Hey, don't flip out, just keep going down on her enough to make her happy until your jimmy comes to life. It will, don't worry.

quote:Originally posted by NewRage:

I finally figured it out...your gay

His gay what?

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

One time, my friend was gonna have sex with chick, and it was his first time, and he couldn't get a boner. SO he's still a virgin.

But he's probably still a virgin 'cause she sumped him like a week later.



SO don't worry about it.

Did she dump him because he couldn't get hard when they were about to have sex? That's pretty fucking whoreish, and probably pissed him off to hell.. I don't blame him, stupid hoe

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

This is how Hitler started, you know. He couldn't get laid, either.

Prove it, you can't just say randomly he couldn't get laid.

Well.. you CAN! There's freedom of speech but there's no control on idiocy unfortunately..

Maybe she was sucking wrong...I have had head given to me by chicks before and felt nothing!

As I said in a previous post...Be like CNN: Constant updates and status checks...Tell her how you want it and what to do...Give it a try mate!

Going back to an earlier post... Back when I used to have a girlfriend, we conducted a taste-test experement. We concluded that cleaning the pipes is more than just a metaphor.