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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2003-09-28, 00:59
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DownAzzGirlE 
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Mom Owns PornStore
Okay so my mom owns a porn store and all my friends know it (guys and girls) and they all ask me if I have any "toys" etc..if I tell them Yes though I feel dumb..anyone gotta way to change the subject-or make me not feel like a bonafied freakgirl if they ask?
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#2
 2003-09-28, 01:20
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deadlycindy 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
Got bored trolling in Lab Tips and BLTC?
Ok, just in case you're for real, in your situation, you might consider grabbing the chance to educate yourself thoroughly about your mother's business and the inventory. Don't claim that you already are, because you're coming off as a major ditz.
So when lascivious peers ask questions, have a ready recommendation and candid explanation of how such devices are employed. Better than acting like an embarrassed dipshit.
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#3
 2003-09-28, 01:23
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DownAzzGirlE 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:
Got bored trolling in Lab Tips and BLTC?
Ok, just in case you're for real, in your situation, you might consider grabbing the chance to educate yourself thoroughly about your mother's business and the inventory. Don't claim that you already are, because you're coming off as a major ditz.
So when lascivious peers ask questions, have a ready recommendation and candid explanation of how such devices are employed. Better than acting like an embarrassed dipshit.
Man what the HELL is trolling..I'm really not sure but I needa nick name for you. How about EVIL Troll since you like calling me Troll a lot. Well anywho Yea I am serious the store is called NawtyNNice so buy something from there! LoL -and that's a good one about telling them about the off-the-hook products that I'd recommend good idea.
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#4
 2003-09-29, 00:52
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Rabid Beaver 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:
Got bored trolling in Lab Tips and BLTC?
Ok, just in case you're for real, in your situation, you might consider grabbing the chance to educate yourself thoroughly about your mother's business and the inventory. Don't claim that you already are, because you're coming off as a major ditz.
So when lascivious peers ask questions, have a ready recommendation and candid explanation of how such devices are employed. Better than acting like an embarrassed dipshit.
How could you ever get bored in BLTC?!?!
well, I guess you could, you know, if you weren't into the whole drug thing.
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#5
 2003-09-29, 01:39
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
Easy, just talk about how you were helping your mom when you saw their parents walk in looking for the latest bondage video.
That'll shut them up 
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#6
 2003-09-29, 02:02
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L3d3ni 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
So, DownAzzGirlE, have you got any toys or what?
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#7
 2003-09-29, 11:49
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dark-easterbunny 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
freakgirl? what do you care, be proud, most people have boring prude parents
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#8
 2003-09-30, 19:07
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qwerty316 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
"Dizzy blond steals mothers sex toys" Read all about it.
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#9
 2003-09-30, 20:22
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EyeSore 
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Re: Mom Owns PornStore
i would die for a girl in your position. there is NOTHING hotter than a chick who's comfortable being sexually explicit. like seriously, you are like a wet dream waiting to happen. if they start asking, just tell them about your favorite vibe or how to use anal beads. BTW, how old are you? this could affect the situation.
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