In approximately 2 hours, my girlfriend is coming over to my place. Some of you might know her from my other post "It's good to be me!". Damn straight it is.

Childish? Yes I am.

Bragging? Yes I am.

About to get some? Yes I am.

Please, feel free to post your flames, words of encouragement, envious comments and such.

I'll have great fun reading it afterwards.

Well it's obvious that you're a pathetic little guy who hasn't had a girlfriend before and now thinks that he's the king because he got a skank for a girlfriend. You know you just have fun screwing your mold infested pussy. But hey have sex today

I was going to flame, but then I realized that if I were going to have sex today, I might be doing the same sort of thing.

Have fun.

Yeah, same here. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Rock out with your cock out. Rhyming sexual innuendo.

This is just so pathethic...what kind of loser has to brag about "gettin' pussy" over the net...get a life

go for it... =) hehe

What a coincidence, so am I.

Since my righteous old lady and I have been married for 15 years, and she got married for the first time 44 years ago, it isn't such a big fucking deal for us, however.

Beats the hell out of card games, though.

hf, gl, dd, ka

I'm sure that in those "approximately 2 hours", he'll be wacking off for the first time.

im not getting any till tomorrow...

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ehh if i already havent got some i might be just as hopeful as you are but hey you sound like young and how do you know she'll give ya some, you also sound like someone who hasnt had a steady girlfriend for a while

quote:Originally posted by Flamin_Pyro:

<^> '__' <^>



ehh if i already havent got some i might be just as hopeful as you are but hey you sound like young and how do you know she'll give ya some, you also sound like someone who hasnt had a steady girlfriend for a while

me? nahh... i've had a girl for almost a year now... but she's been away at school. she's coming in this weekend. and i'm fairly young, but not like preteen. im 18, well, in a month...

quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

dd

Yeah really, the whole 'don't die' comes into play a lot. If she is on top make sure she doesn't crack your penis, it can be as bad as death.



Shek

First off, thank you all for the wonderfull responses. The sex was great, lasted for some 1.5 hours forplay and all (including the cigarette). I couldn't bring myself to come, for some odd reason. Oh well.

"Well it's obvious that you're a pathetic little guy who hasn't had a girlfriend before and now thinks that he's the king because he got a skank for a girlfriend. You know you just have fun screwing your mold infested pussy. But hey have sex today"

I sense envy. I think you secretly love me.

"This is just so pathethic...what kind of loser has to brag about "gettin' pussy" over the net...get a life"

I have no problem with being a pathetic bragging loser. However, it's not just pussy, but ass and head too. And I have damn good sex with this one.

"I'm sure that in those "approximately 2 hours", he'll be wacking off for the first time."

No, I whacked off just now to avoid ejaculating too soon (and could not, oh the irony of it all ). My first time was like 12 years ago. It was incredible. Had no semen yet, though.

"ehh if i already havent got some i might be just as hopeful as you are but hey you sound like young and how do you know she'll give ya some, you also sound like someone who hasnt had a steady girlfriend for a while"

I'm young, in my 20s. I've had girlfriends, of course, but not quite as liberal as this one. Just check out my other post.

"Beats the hell out of card games, though."

I dunno... Ever play blackjack?

"If she is on top make sure she doesn't crack your penis, it can be as bad as death."

*shudder*

Anyway, thanks for all the support.

quote:Originally posted by 256:

I was going to flame, but then I realized that if I were going to have sex today, I might be doing the same sort of thing.

Have fun.

So you're another sad and pathetic loser who feels the need to tell the world about the few times you have sex?!?!

like "Whoopee...I'm having sex today...Yay for me! "

Sad bastards!

I don't understand, you've probebly had lot's of sex. Yet still you have the need to brag about it here? That's sad. Or is it more like this? You are either a 14 year old who just had sex for the first time, or you are a pathetic 25 year old guy who just had sex NOW for the first time. To be honest the second one would seem the obviouse one

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

[B]I'm young, in my 20s.[B]

...and you actually felt the need to say "I'm having sex today!" on a public forum consisting mostly of teenagers. Haha....your pussy rate must be at an all time low.

I would laugh my ass off if she couldn't come over.

Haaa haaaa I'd say.

just got a blowjob. does that count for anything?

I'm THIS close to not getting any!

"So you're another sad and pathetic loser who feels the need to tell the world about the few times you have sex?!?"

Yes sir. On point like a fax machine.

"I don't understand, you've probebly had lot's of sex. Yet still you have the need to brag about it here? That's sad. Or is it more like this? You are either a 14 year old who just had sex for the first time, or you are a

pathetic 25 year old guy who just had sex NOW for the first time. To be honest the second one would seem the obviouse one"

Like Grandpa Simpson would say: "Seeeeeeeeex? I've had seeeeeeeeeex!"

I first had sex when I was 15. I haven't had "lots" of sex, not by my standards, anyway. I've had some. But that's besides the point. Fact of the matter is, sex with THIS girl is great. And I feel very lucky these days.

So... You love me or what, sybil?

"your pussy rate must be at an all time low."

I have no idea about the pussy rating system, so I'll have to assume it is.

"I would laugh my ass off if she couldn't come over."

You, sir, are a mean bastard. Luckily, she did. Come. Over.

"Just got a blowjob. does that count for anything?"

Of course it does. Hoooooooraaaaaahhhh!

Ofcourse I love you, I love everybody. Exept ugly people, they don't get love from me.

I'm purdy!

http://t-forums.t-mag.com/frameit.jsp?target=/readTopic.do?id=243444

Screw you if that's you.

Oh, you'd like to, wouldn't you. Heh.

iwant to ride my bicycle

how much to you max on bench?

and squats?

Bench: 50

Frontsquat: 60

Bench-300 pounds

Squat-350 pounds

I bet your girl's going to laugh at your tiny ass prosthetic wanker. Good day.

quote:I bet your girl's going to laugh at your tiny ass prosthetic wanker. Good day.

I like your moxy, kid.

got dick today (4times)

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

I bet your girl's going to laugh at your tiny ass prosthetic wanker. Good day.

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