I wanted to make a compilation of info about females. They are easily the strangest creatures on Earth, with all their emotions and mixed signals and dual language...

I find males to overall be the more simpler and logical of the 2 genders. We are told something by a female, and we take it for what it means. Girls can get like 50 different meanings from one simple statement(do you think i look fat? (no.)You don't love me!!!)

So, since this forum doesn't support sticky, we shuold keep this up top by continual posting. Don't just complain either, lets try to keep it mostly informational (yes, I know I complained somewhat)

>>> They are easily the strangest creatures on Earth, with all their emotions and mixed signals and dual language... <<<

So very true...

Anyways what kind of info do you want people to share?? Girls are all different. Situations are all different. The most that can be done is for someone to post their situation and someone to reply with their experience through a related experience or what they would do.

That's just my opinion and how I see it.

thats fine. There are really no truly general rules

It'd be a lot easier if someone could just ompile a list of questions. I, for one, am too damn lazy to wax poetic over four thousand posts discussing everything I know about what it is to be a woman.



And, yeah. That whole hard to figure out thing is true. Most women I know are so hyper-sensitive and/or two-faced that I sometimes want a sex change. j/k

I need to like, infiltrate their world. IT sounds like some scheme from some sitcom, but seriously, it might be useful to have a body and face that could be mistaken for female if I spruced up a bit.

I should buy some mini microphones and put them in strategic places. Thats a dammmmnn good idea, anybody know the price on some of those fuckers? How hard to make them? I'll probably ask in DIY.

pretend to be gay, and you can get in.

have fun dude. i'm a chick, and i don't understand half the shit they do. "omg, i broke a nail!" "omg, i'm fat!"

if i hear that one more time i'm gonna kill someone...

Interesting look into the world of girls..

my friend and I went to a different school's dance one night. Everyone knew me, but my friend was being totaly ignored. We decided to run a small social experiment. we had him try and talk to a few girls, no action.. then we added a gimick( girls love gimicks)

I introduced him as my scotish foreign exchange student "Haggis".

within the area of 10 min, he was compleatly surronunded by girls, he was "funny!" and "smart" and "suave" you could hear chatter of the hot foreighn exchange student from lip to ear all accross the room. As we were discussing things with a group, our story become exeedingly obvious that he was indeed not from scotland.(Claimed to have taken 6 years of english to speek so "good", claimed to have never heard of rap, then 2 min later doing a "snoop dawg" impression.)

after 5 min, any guy in the circle would have told you that he was indeed not scotish, but the girls simply were not catching on. When finaly we announced that he was indeed a local, the girls were shocked and quite pissed. All the guys laughed. one girl was particularly peturbed, I took he aside and explained that he simply was PRETENDING to be american to fool every one. her eyes lit up as she ran over to him and proudly anounced "I knew it! I knew it all along! you ARE SCOTTISH!!" she was never fully convinced that he was a local boy, even to this day. Right after the non-scottish announcement was made, there was about 3 min of "I cant beleive I fell for that" and "oh, your still cool"...but 5 min later, the poor child was compleatly ignored again.

There girls mind you, they weren't gullible, ditzy girls, these were honor roll girls, these girls were going to college next year! IT just shows that women think with their FICKLE BLACK CONDITIONAL HEARTS.

fin.

Perfect! I was just thinking about this, this morning. I am male.

I think i may have figured why nice guys always finish last!

Think of how each species evolves. In every case the more dominant species always wins.

definition of dominant:

1. Exercising the most influence or control.

2. Most prominent, as in position; ascendant.



To most people, somebody who is smart(there are some exceptions), nice, funny is not dominant. Thus they do not think that they are as fit, healthy, strong, beneficial.

When you want a race to survive, you want the most fit, healthy, strong, beneficial genetic donor. It is survival of the fittest. There has to be a competitive gain to evolve.

A rather ingenious think less fail safe to keep a species alive.



And there went my 3 and a half minute attention span. I could say that i will get back to you later, but chances are i wont.

quote:pretend to be gay, and you can get inYou know, that really doesn't work as well as you might think it would.

In fact, it doesn't work at all.

Girls don't know what they think. You need to tell them what they think.

I think we get confused because we are exposed to so many different types, shy, aggressive, smart, dumb, and try to apply what we THINK we know to every girl.

archaic999 girls from outside scotland like scottish accents thats all...........

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

archaic999 girls from outside scotland like scottish accents thats all...........

Yeah. What the fuck is up with that? I had a girlfriend who kept saying how sexy scottish accents are, and I always thought that was the stupidest thing in the world.

I've heard Spanish and French chicks really dig American accents.

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

I've heard Spanish and French chicks really dig American accents.



I know this is because they think americans are dumb fucks wich are gonna spend ALL of their money on them without even gettin laid

start being ridiculously nice to every girl you see and dont go out with them, and i mean so nice it borderlines on gay....

EDIT: i think this is stupid and i wouldnt act other then what i am, but to everyone learning on their own, to their own i say.

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all the things men have ever KNOWN about women. here's a list.

1)...

ok thats it...

my only other insight is that girls are stupid.

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

Girls don't know what they think. You need to tell them what they think.

This is surprisingly true and effective.

I seem to have attracted a few characters around me that know how to play me like a piano.. The more they act like arrogant SOBs, the more I seem to like them. And, subsequently, the more I act like a moron, as explained in "love kills brain cells." I just don't respond well to guys who are "nice" all the time. But that's just me, and it's rare and delightful to encounter men who are smarter than me, or at least cocky enough to think they are.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I just don't respond well to guys who are "nice" all the time. But that's just me,

Listen up boys. This is not just Cindy. Nice all the time is boring, especially for attractive females who have everybody being nice to them. Of all the emotions you can possibly inspire in a woman, boredom is by far the worst. Be nice sometimes. And for god's sake, play them like a fucking piano. They love that shit..

-Easy





[This message has been edited by Easy Going (edited 09-25-2003).]