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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2003-09-24, 02:50
Lucky_Pirate Lucky_Pirate is offline
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What are some good lines to say to girls?
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Old 2003-09-24, 02:52
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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for you? I'd suggest:

"Ok, I'll leave you alone now, sorry"

A crowd pleaser for sure...



[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-24-2003).]
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Old 2003-09-24, 03:00
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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"Let's create some hypergolic mixtures, then back to my place for a game of Scrabble."
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Old 2003-09-24, 03:01
TheDragon TheDragon is offline
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For the most part, lines are more meant for comedy than to actually use.

Go up to a chick and say some shit like "Nice legs, when do they open?" and see what happens. Some lines can be a good opener but I would say that in general, the non raunchy lines are just meant to be funny. Maybe to make the chick laugh.
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Old 2003-09-24, 03:03
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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What about the classics

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because i sure can see myself in your pants"

"I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package"

"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-09-24, 03:09
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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Keep in mind that only the top 10% of guys (the gorgeous, intelligent, charming, delightful ones) can get away with these cornball lines... otherwise deep inside the chick's little pea-brain alarms will sound, she will roll her eyes, and you'll be shot down like a duck on the first day of open season.
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Old 2003-09-24, 04:03
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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^^ LoL ^^

I've actually only ever tried one of those lines. I tired the flinstone one and that was only because we were both drunk. It actually worked though. She said it was so cheesy that it was funny.

So Sarc do you work for UPS

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-09-24, 04:38
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Use a cheesy corn-nut line and after you have been shut down, return and say this line: "I'm sorry I was so rude earlier but I find it hard to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding.... in my pants."

BTW, good one sarc
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Old 2003-09-24, 04:52
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

"I'm sorry I was so rude earlier but I find it hard to express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding.... in my pants."



FANTASTIC film.

And Kangy, DAMN, you always catch me peeking. :P
 
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