What do girls think about dicks that are curved to the left?

Are you messing with us?

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/004433.html

no, i am not messing with you. I just had alot of guys respond on the last post and I was wandering what the girls thought.

So for the common good of the free world you decided to make a whole new thread about your freakish penis?

Thank you ever so much.



j/k.... or am I?

a dick is a dick is a dick...

as long as it's 9 inches long and 5 inches around it could be curly-cued for all I care!!!!

Now stop repeating useless topics, every guy's dick has a curve.



*edit - if you're so worried about your dick then just tuck in into some briefs to the right, thus correcting the curve over time... and squeezing your balls so tight that you go sterile and cannot produce offspring that worry about their curved penis.

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-24-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

a dick is a dick is a dick...

as long as it's 9 inches long and 5 inches around it could be curly-cued for all I care!!!!

Now stop repeating useless topics, every guy's dick has a curve.



*edit - if you're so worried about your dick then just tuck in into some briefs to the right, thus correcting the curve over time... and squeezing your balls so tight that you go sterile and cannot produce offspring that worry about their curved penis.

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-24-2003).]

How would you know about every guys dick? Haven't you only seen one, having saved yourself for your husband-to-be?

quote:Originally posted by babygz:

How would you know about every guys dick? Haven't you only seen one, having saved yourself for your husband-to-be?

heh, you're joking right?

me = blonde

blonde = cocksucker

me = cocksucker

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

heh, you're joking right?

me = blonde

blonde = cocksucker

me = cocksucker

At least we have something in common

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

heh, you're joking right?

me = blonde

blonde = cocksucker

me = cocksucker

hey guys, that's the law of sylligism

(-sp)... ITs a proven mathmatical theory,

she is right you know...

*goes back to post pics of you and your room thread looks at sarcs posted pics...*

hmm... i wonder if.... yeah!

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

heh, you're joking right?

me = blonde

blonde = cocksucker

me = cocksucker

cocksucker = hoe

hoe = no respect

cocksucker = no respect

do you really wanna pigeon-hole yourself a cocksucker? :shakes head in disappointment:

Oh if only more people had a sense of humor :shakes head in disappointment:

oh well, i call em how i sees em.

[This message has been edited by NOLIJ420 (edited 09-24-2003).]

Most of them don't even notice.

Hot chicks saying they suck cock=me being horny



I love totse...

quote:cocksucker = no respect

I respect 'em.

quote:Originally posted by LutherX:

I respect 'em.



HAha damn straight... if you don't respect a cocksucker yet then go to your local grocer, purchase the largest, hairiest carrot they've got, then go home and ram it down your throat a few hundered times... then drink a mixture of warm saltwater, yoghurt, and Panteen Pro-V Conditioner... you'll repect us then!





[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-25-2003).]

i respect anyone suckin my dick..... especially if the persons good at it

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

i respect anyone suckin my dick..... especially if the persons good at it

Amen to that bruv!!!

shut up lucky pirate, unless if it looks like a fucking pretzel i dont want to here about it anymore.... one thread was enough for fucks sake.

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

Hot chicks saying they suck cock=me being horny



I love totse...



Haha have you seen their pictures? For all you know they could be old men who are feelin to bust a load in your ass

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

heh, you're joking right?

me = blonde

blonde = cocksucker

me = cocksucker

Now now, this only applies if being a cocksucker is transitive. A counter example would be a=b, b=c, but a does not always equal c; a=c only in the case of equality being transitive, which must be clearly stated, never assumed.

quote:Originally posted by jesus!:



Haha have you seen their pictures? For all you know they could be old men who are feelin to bust a load in your ass

True, but unless you're planning to meet the girls ("girls" for the cynical), all you have to do is imagine they're telling the truth. That's enough.

LOL how did it get curved

My dick has a bit of a lefty curve. Hell, and I thought that it was my size and skill that got her off...I am such a fool

Pirate: it really doesnt matter if it is curved.

Do all the girls on totse hang around s&e, or is it just me?