Can you guys remember the first time you found one of you dads porn vids? You go searching in your folks room and find a collection of tapes. Looking through them they are just old films and shit, but then Bam! there's one with a beautiful blond taking it from behind.

There's nothing like your very first find.

Aw, geez, you're gonna make me talk about it. Ok. I didn't find videos or film, just an assortment of eye-opening photos. My dad was the unofficial "procurement specialist" in the Navy during all the popular wars and was the one to see for porno, liquor, cigars...whatever couldn't be easily obtained, he'd find it. And he saved some of it...guh.

I never found my dad's stash of porn, hell I don't know if he ever had any to be found.

I didn't discover porn until I discovered those Friday night After Dark specials on Cinemax... then I learned how to program the vcr to record them. Worked for a bit until my dad busted me watching one of the Lady Chatterly movies. Sent me to my room, where I promptly snuck out and busted him watching the flick.

Ok, those Cinemax movies aren't porn but when you're like 11 they are close enough.

Man, you got it straight. When I was like 13, I was home sick from school and I wandered into my parent's room to find a movie to watch. I was going through all the unlabled tapes and BAM.. there was Debbie doin' Dallas. I felt so lucky.

The first time I found one I was so horny I was nervous.

Now I have the internet so porn is boring.

well actuallu it was my dad, who found mine porn magazines.. not funny.. but he just looked at them and walked away... without saying a single word.. damn I was imbarresed.. =)

Lol. I was about 12 or 13. I had seen plenty of porn before then but I don't think anything true to the porn nature. So I forget what it was I'm looking for, actually I think it was his handgun cleaning kit which was in this shoe box. Well to my suprise underneath it was a movie! So everytime he'd go play darts I'd sneak down stairs.... lol.

The movie was so retarded. The only scene I remember was a man in a full latex suit who was an alien that came to have sex lol.

when i was 12-13 i found a porno called rated-sex... it was a gift from my aunt to my mom.. at the time i didn't think anything of it.. but i rememeber watching it for the first time.



(yuck now that I think of it... porno from My aunt.. to my mom... Ick)

^ fucking weird.

Anyways. I was 12 I think 7th grade. Home sick and I walked into my parents room looking through all of there belongings and then I found 2 porno movies, Pussys Galore and Sex Kittens. My older bro stole one from him and he did something with the other one but don't know and don't want to know.

quote:Originally posted by qwerty316:

(yuck now that I think of it... porno from My aunt.. to my mom... Ick)

Bah, I'm sure it was for laughs more than anything else. Women (yes, even sisters) tell each other everything and we're not always in our thongs and Wonder bras when doing so.

mwahahahahahahahaha when i turned 12 my mom got me a playboy for my birth day, then i went to their closet when they were at work and found like 15 tapes of nothing but lesbians

I had to find porn on my own. My dad was out of the picture by the time I was 7 and my mom was a psychotic Catholic, so there wasn't any porn in my house for about five years.

Then I turned 12 and the computer's harddrive got very small.

Yeah, I haven't found my dad's porno, it sucks, but I have the internet so I don't really need it.

goddammit kids today have it easy with the internet...back in my day(about 7 years ago) we didn't even have a computer let alone the internet.

hehe i run a business sellin cds o porn films now

and i own about 35 penthouse and playboy zines(from mi dad (stupid fuck still dont know wutz happenin)

an bout 7 VHS tapes

My parents don't have porn, suprisingly. I have found some shit on my dad's computer, but I think it could just be images temporarily saved on his computer from popup windows.

I first discovered porn...hmm, it was HBO. I would watch those Shock Video things, and occasionally Real Sex. I still like those Shock Video things. Its not even so much the sex/nudity (although that is about 60 percent of the reason) as it is the bizzareness of some of the shit. Like I big titty girl breaking objects with her rack. Or asian guys pulling cars with there wangs, or a japanese contest to get the most semen out in a period of 2 days.

More recently, like 4 years ago, I discovered cinemax. Most of their shit is stupid, and I'm pretty much desensitized to it. Like, I don't find it hot or anything.

Yeah, i'm thinking about selling porn cds to kids I know but I need a cd-rw for my laptop that I run all my shit on.

quote:Originally posted by thepyropirate:

goddammit kids today have it easy with the internet...back in my day(about 7 years ago) we didn't even have a computer let alone the internet.

What about when people didn't have vcrs. What about back in the olden days when they had to beat there meat over shocking pictures of womens breasts. Now who says we don't evolve?

I still buy porn magazines... "Private" and that kind =)

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I didn't have to find his. My dad took me to the video store and, after grandiose pleading, rented a Playboy video. My dad is the shit.

Let me just say that selling porno CD's to little kids was some of the easiest money I ever made...

Note to those interested, sell a kid a CD, tell him it all Lesbian, laugh yourself to death as you hand him a CD full of gay porn.

quote:Originally posted by TerraSanctus:

Note to those interested, sell a kid a CD, tell him it all Lesbian, laugh yourself to death as you hand him a CD full of gay porn.

If you're taking money off people for something they didn't ask for, that's really shitty.

I hope karma comes along and steals all your ill gotten gains.

I was 5 and my dad had a full shelf of porn he thought I couldn't reach.

You people are disgusting!

How dare you treat your parents this way.

lol i never found anything.

i dont think my dad bought or buys porn. i could buy my own if i desired. but if im really really desperite....theres always the internet isnt there.

BTW - anyone heard whats happening to kazaa, ive heard lotsa stuff.....

i have a box full of porn that i found in a dumpster . it's a big ass box to, about 20-30 mags and 10-20vids. i'm going to sell alot of them though cause i need the money and not a box full of porn.

When I was 5 I was looking in my parents' room and found one of my dad's vids.

Whacked it on and I was so suprised they made films like that!

Been a porn lover ever since!