My girlfriend is so cool.

She can take it up the ass like it ain't no thing, we don't need any lubricants or whatever. And she likes it. I also get great head whenever I ask for it. Yes, she is a slut, but a funny, intelligent and pretty slut.

I just might be getting married.

I gotta get me one of them funny and intelligent sluts!!!

So... like your the only one.. mine takes it up the ass to.. gives the greatest blowjobs and without any need of encouragment, she's HIGLY intelligent, beautiful, has a good sence of humor, thinks i'm great, and loves threesoms with other girls even more than i

quote:Originally posted by dark-easterbunny:

So... like your the only one.. mine takes it up the ass to.. gives the greatest blowjobs and without any need of encouragment, she's HIGLY intelligent, beautiful, has a good sence of humor, thinks i'm great, and loves threesoms with other girls even more than i

if thats true.. U most be in paradize =)

anal sex is the one thing my girlfriend wont do

quote:Originally posted by -Imp:

if thats true.. U most be in paradize =)



if only it was that easy... there's more to happiness than just a great girlfriend.. it does make it a little less depressing though

edit: ohw and ofcourse i forgot to mention she lives two hours travel away (wich is crappy) and that's she's easily depressed (not that nice either) and drinks and uses drugs more than i do (okay, it has the advantage of never hearin complains about doin it to much, on the other hand, it means i once in a while have to carry her home)

[This message has been edited by dark-easterbunny (edited 09-23-2003).]

Heh... On the other hand, my GF is flawless. She is also rich.

You lucky bastards, i don't even have a girlfriend anymore

I must kill you both in a jealous rage now!

congrats, id shake your hand but mines busy punching my screen in a fit of jelousy. my ex-girlie did all the above cept 4 the up the butt dealy but shes gone now and im sad, shed go after the cock in the strangest places resturants, movie theaters, childrens playgrounds, and shed drive to my house in the middle of the night, sneak in, and "rape" me. i miss that , gotta find me nother chicka like dat.

I WANT ONE!!!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

My girlfriend is so cool.

She can take it up the ass like it ain't no thing, we don't need any lubricants or whatever. And she likes it. I also get great head whenever I ask for it. Yes, she is a slut, but a funny, intelligent and pretty slut.

I just might be getting married.

You know what'd be sweet? If you were dead. Grrr...

*A&A - Bitter As Fuck

i kinda got this on/off thing goin but i ain't seen her for a while but shes good a good body,great at hean,loves anal,lets me tie her up,lets me spank her,lets me tape/photo her.......

on the down side shes a fucking headcase and we often have unbeliveable violent figths...but like i said i haven't seen her around for a few months.....

Ahhh... Your envy tastes sweet.

I was just thinking about how great my girl is and BOOM here is a thread where i can brag on her! She is smart, funny, caring, thoughful, pretty and for some unknown reason completely in love with me(this I don't understand, but don't question). She doesn't do drugs and doesn't bitch at me for the drugs I do(more for me). She is open sexually to just about anything, Yes anything! She is also very responsible and dependable. She is grade AAA marriage material. Oh and she loves to drive FAST. I'm the luckiest of you all!

Meh. My GF does none of that stuff but I'm still luckier than all you guys 'coz she's the most amazing person in the world, and none of you will probably ever meet her! Bwahahaha!

You think of her as a "person"? And an amazing one at that? Yet she doesn't do "any of that stuff" we described here? WTF do you do, hold hands?

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

You think of her as a "person"?

Errm, yeh I do.

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

Heh... On the other hand, my GF is flawless. She is also rich.

in that case we have nothing to be jalous about.... cause she'll get annoyed by you cause she might be flawless, but you are not.. you're just a little pain in the ass

quote:in that case we have nothing to be jalous about.... cause she'll get annoyed by you cause she might be flawless, but you are not.. you're just a little pain in the ass

That's the whole point. I'm this little, annoying, stupid little shit and somehow I have managed to land a girl that all you big players can only dream about having. Green isn't your color, man.

And it's jealous, not jalous.

its funny, poor fool isnt going to see it coming...