Whats the best way to get a hooker and what are the typical price ranges?

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it's easy, just drive up, be courteous, ask prices, have money up front, then fuck her in the ass

Then make sure to shoot her afterwards to get your money back.

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

Then make sure to shoot her afterwards to get your money back.

much simpler just to beat the living shit outta them then take it also it adds to the fun.......

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

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I regret having looked at that. *weeps silently to herself*

You guys have been playing too much grand theft auto.

quote:Originally posted by Isabel:



I regret having looked at that. *weeps silently to herself*

If you went far enough in, that's your own damn fault.. it's not like the front page has anything of note..

quote:Originally posted by Pyrooxide:

Whats the best way to get a hooker and what are the typical price ranges?

I'd tell you, but your mom's phone line was busy! Zing!

I'm just kidding, but really, try just driving around asking attractive women if they'll sleep with you for money. Either you'll luck out and get someone desperate for cash or be arrested.

Either way, you'll have sex. Jail cells just aren't as comfortable as cheap motel rooms.

quote:Originally posted by Pyrooxide:

You guys have been playing too much grand theft auto.



That was the point; I hate Grand Theft Auto. I think that game absolutely sucks giant black cock.

man you must be on crack gta rocks.

Or he likes sucking 'Giant Black Cocks'

go to areas where their are clubs and then look at them in the corner las vegas is the best place it is loaded with whores

ok I c ur from chi town you can try heading to cicero on cicero ave. anytime of day they are out if force or head up noth ave. bus stations are a good spot also (greyhound) expect to pay anywhere from 50-100 bucks but wuse protection and carry only the amount of cash on you so you dont get rolled dont try being a baller in front of street whores your only asking for trouble be safe and enjoy

Tie a $20 bill to ur dick and walk around with it hanging out

quote:Originally posted by Pyrooxide:

man you must be on crack gta rocks.

No, I'm not on crack, I just prefer reality over fantasy. Sorry...