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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2003-09-20, 08:14
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Bullet in the head 
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Ok me and this girl have been going out for almost 2 years. Anyway for our 2 year anniversary i planned something special, im going to take her to a nice resturaunt and then we are going to see a concert. (Classical, Mozart, Beethoven and that kind of stuff cuz she likes it and so do I) Anyway, she is talking about getting me a Tippmann A-5 as a present. Anyway she asked if I wanted it and I said yes but now I dont know what to get her. Any suggestions?
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#2
 2003-09-20, 09:33
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akk 
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tell us what she likes.. were not mind readers.
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#3
 2003-09-20, 17:03
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EyeSore 
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you can never go wrong with something shiney that she could wear around her neck...
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#4
 2003-09-20, 17:08
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quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:
you can never go wrong with something shiney that she could wear around her neck...
BINGO!!!
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#5
 2003-09-20, 19:57
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Sarcophagus 
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quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:
you can never go wrong with something shiney that she could wear around her neck...
Actually... yes you can... I'm a chick, I hate jewelry... I know other chicks who hate jewelry... there is no ONE way to please every girl. Every chick is unique.
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#6
 2003-09-20, 20:15
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akk 
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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:
Actually... yes you can... I'm a chick, I hate jewelry... I know other chicks who hate jewelry... there is no ONE way to please every girl. Every chick is unique.
Indeed, my bitch hates jewelry.
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#7
 2003-09-20, 20:31
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CROTCHLESS PANTIES!!
heehhe....what about some sort of gift certificate or something from her favorite store? Buy her some cd's, or let her choose a cool place to go to.
I KNOW!! Take her to a symphony, you know Classical, Mozart, Beethoven. 
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#8
 2003-09-20, 23:15
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Pythagorus1 
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Get her something sweet. I was in a jam like this with my last chick for her birthday, I just dumped her the day before. Now I'm with a chick that is really into the same music I am into so whenever I buy a cd I get 2 if she doesn't have it already and give her one 2. You're problem, just get her some roses and chocalates.
Pyth.
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#9
 2003-09-20, 23:17
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quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:
you can never go wrong with something shiney that she could wear around her neck...
Hmmm, 20 inch chrome rims?
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#10
 2003-09-21, 17:04
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Yoda's_Left_Nut 
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you've been with her long enough, so i am going to let you in on the best present you could ever get her. a piercing. belly, nose, clit. any of them will not only be a unique present idea but something you can both be involved in. plus, if you and her have no major piercings yet, it will open up a wild side of the relationship you might otherwise have missed. trust me, it's cool.
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#11
 2003-09-21, 18:58
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EyeSore 
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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:
Actually... yes you can... I'm a chick, I hate jewelry... I know other chicks who hate jewelry... there is no ONE way to please every girl. Every chick is unique.
ok ok.... i stereotyped. but by the sound of this girl, it would be a good choice. nothing too gawdy, but something nice she can wear everyday. you know, like a pretty little bracelet, or a simple necklace.
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#12
 2003-09-22, 03:21
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Sarcophagus 
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quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:
ok ok.... i stereotyped. but by the sound of this girl, it would be a good choice. nothing too gawdy, but something nice she can wear everyday. you know, like a pretty little bracelet, or a simple necklace.
*raises a scrutinizing brow*
Mmmmm hmm... from the sounds of her aye? Well I like Mozart and Beethoven and if I received a pretty little bracelet it would sit on a pretty little shelf and collect pretty little dust particles. 
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#13
 2003-09-22, 04:24
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great glavin 
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have you ever seen dust particles being shined by a ray of light from the sun i n a dark background, they look like bright stars, beautiful bright stars...
im a very sad man
oh watch them while they are in the air!
[This message has been edited by great glavin (edited 09-22-2003).]
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#14
 2003-09-22, 20:52
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EyeSore 
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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:
*raises a scrutinizing brow*
Mmmmm hmm... from the sounds of her aye? Well I like Mozart and Beethoven and if I received a pretty little bracelet it would sit on a pretty little shelf and collect pretty little dust particles.
again, yes, i made an assumtion. big deal. but if you got a $200 dollar necklace that was simple enough to wear with pretty much any of your outfits, you seriously wouldn't wear it?
i know, i know... not all girls like jewelry. but 9 out of 10 would consider a necklace a good gift. see, girls are stupid, like babies. stupid people like shiney things. necklace's are shiney. therefore girls like necklaces.
i think my logic is pretty sound.
BTW: the entire second half of that last paragraph was a joke. i'm not sexist, i just like humor. do not take offense.
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#15
 2003-09-22, 21:00
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deadlycindy 
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^^Uh, oh, I've ruined ya, eyesore! Now you have to go putting disclaimers on your witticisms. You realize I was playin' with ya when I scolded you that one time, right?
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#16
 2003-09-22, 22:05
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EyeSore 
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don't worry bout it cindy... that one wasn't for you... it was for the chick i was debating with. and that was was pretty mean, so i figured i better make sure no one took it the wrong way.
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#17
 2003-09-22, 22:22
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Sarcophagus 
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Hmmm.... you might be onto something... I DO like shiney things... but a bay of 120GB Hard Drives is pretty shiney!
Honestly though, I wore a necklace to my senior formal, and another to senior prom... since then (5 years ago) I haven't worn jewelry. :P
Most chicks do like jewelry though, I'll admit I'm an odd duck. I see no real value in it though... if you're gonna spend that kinda money on a girl it would be far better spent on something usefull/fun. :P
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