Dammit. I have a crush on this girl, but how the the hell do I tell her? I mean, I want to, But I'm too much of a chickenshit to.

And in case anyone wants to ridicule me for my ignorance, keep in mind I'm 13

Believe it or not, this old man has the exact same problem.

Now, normally, I'm loose as a fuckg goose talking to girls, mostly because I don't care about them, and can say whatever I want. I'm probably the only guy on here in intentionally put broads into the Friend Zone before they have the chance to. So, due to this, I've built up a rather impressive repetoire of witty banter and other such 'schtick.'

But, there comes across, every once in a while, a girl who I actually care about what she thinks of me. Due to this, I lose all ability to chat the broad up.

A horrible malady. I have the ability, but I lack the ability to use the ability.

yea... see thing is, 13 year old girls aren't worth the time. they're too busy following around highschool seniors, all stalker like. collecting their garbage and keeping it like a treasure. they're crazy. don't bother trying. you'll only get confused and depressed. trust me on this. give it at least till you're 15 before you start dating chicks.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I have the ability, but I lack the ability to use the ability.



wow... i love that line. can i use that?

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

wow... i love that line. can i use that?

Uh... sure.

What would you use it for, though?

yeah dude eyesore is exacly right its pretty much imposible to have a real, serious, meaningfull relationship at 13 which is what i would want unless your just wanting to get some which once again its pretty much impossible to get some at 13. I know 2 years doesnt sound like a biggey but trust me these next two years will really change you and you will most likely be more mature and cooler and what not.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

Uh... sure.

What would you use it for, though?



i dunno. maybe work it into a song. maybe just use it in conversation. it's just too cool of a line to waste.

Yeah, I know what you mean, about it being hard to have a mature relationship at thirteen... You wouldn't beleive how funny it was in sixth grade to watch people "date". I hardly think two years between 11 and 13 is much of a difference, but 13 and fifteen? I wouldn't know. I'm not there yet. Damn! This place is buzzing- six replies in 2 hours!

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

yea... see thing is, 13 year old girls aren't worth the time. they're too busy following around highschool seniors, all stalker like. collecting their garbage and keeping it like a treasure. they're crazy. don't bother trying. you'll only get confused and depressed. trust me on this. give it at least till you're 15 before you start dating chicks.

This is so very, very true. I found even at 15 the majority of girls are still like this.

If you do want a true relationship look for a girl who doesn't mindlessly follow all the others and can form her own opininions. That doesn't mean she has to be ugly though.

If you still want to ask this girl out, try just walking up to her and talking to her. It may take a little while but it should become evident if she likes you or not. If you think she does just tell her how you feel and see what she says. You really don't have anything to lose.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

give it at least till you're 15 before you start dating chicks.

BULLLSHIT. Well at least in my case, which is rare. My girlfriend and I are a tad older than his girl and we fuck like bunnies all the time. If you find the right damn one they're worth it.

But I doubt she is anything special, stick to masterbation.

Shek



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quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

BULLLSHIT. Well at least in my case, which is rare. My girlfriend and I are a tad older than his girl and we fuck like bunnies all the time. If you find the right damn one they're worth it.

Yep. They sure are.

How's that mono working out for you?

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

Uh... sure.

What would you use it for, though?



Jack material.

good advice is: stop being a pussy.

just walk up to this girl and ask her out. if your half decent (which is all that really matters in middle school) she'll most likly say yes.

i know it might sound like bad advice, but stop caring about whether she says yes or no. just stop caring about everything. it is the key to sucsess.it makes you cooler, and girls seem to like this attidude more. And if she does say no, say somthing like "whatever your probly not worth it." it sounds mean but she'll probly be chasing after you. and when this happens the harder you are to get, the more shes gonna want you. i hope this made some sence.it really works. good luck.

Well, Fine... I'll go for it.

Oh, and by the way, I'm in high school, not middle school.

I actually think girls grow up at age 16, not 15. Because at 16 they are already Juniors, so theres nothing really to stalk anymore.

I have that problem mate...It doesn't get better with age either!

I'm 18 and still can't talk to girl without wanting the ground to open up and swallow me!!!

But being 18 does have its advantages...After a few beers I can talk to girls no problem!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOD-FUCKING DAMMIT! I could not get less than one second alone with her... fucking hell, my school is way too small. Damn teachers barging in all the time... Ah well. Monday's another day, I guess.

If you look a couple years older than 13 then get to know some sophmores or juniors then ask one of them out and be the real pimp outta all your friends.

Ok, I'm only 14, but I'll tell you one thing: It is impossible to keep a relationship with a chick who's 13 for longer than a week. You'll be lucky if you go on 2 dates with her. Ask if ya want, but be warned man.

And I understand the whole chickenshit part. I always get that. When you ask, you can show you're nervous, just don't fuck it up, if ya know what i mean?

quote:Originally posted by EssJay:

Ok, I'm only 14, but I'll tell you one thing: It is impossible to keep a relationship with a chick who's 13 for longer than a week. You'll be lucky if you go on 2 dates with her. Ask if ya want, but be warned man.

And I understand the whole chickenshit part. I always get that. When you ask, you can show you're nervous, just don't fuck it up, if ya know what i mean?



Even though John here doesn't like REAL Metallica ( ), he's got the right idea when it comes to younger chicks...They change their minds all the damn time!

Hmm... I might be able to pull off that Sophomore thing.. or at least freshmen... I get mistaken for being fifteen and sixteen all the time...

Chicks can wait, masticate.

Masticate? Was that a typo? Cause if it was, you don't deserve a keyboard to type with.

...They change their minds all the damn time!

dont all wemen do this

quote:Originally posted by Iandefor:

Masticate? Was that a typo? Cause if it was, you don't deserve a keyboard to type with.

I hate to burst your bubble, but, no that was not a typo.