Hi for my 13th birthday (yesterday) my uncle took me to the corner to get me a hooker to have anal sex with. So i did it since its not really considered loosin virginity in the ass. =)

now my penis looks kind of abnormal. the head is kinda purple and infected looking like this

http://www.hc-sc.gc.ca/pphb-dgspsp/slm-maa/slides/hsv/images/hr001.jpg

does anyone know what it could be?

Don't know what the fuck it is, and later I'm going to puke, because I just looked at another dick, but, I have to tell you this, I would NEVER fuck a hooker in Detroit..

You probably got the clap or some equally horrible STD.

"Happy Birthday, nephew! Here's an STD!"

Yeah... I don't know what it is either, but I hope you've learned your lesson. Don't accept gifts. EVER.

don't know what it is, all i can say is wait a few days and see what happens

shit, i did NOT need to see that

congrats to you.

you have an STD. get treatment...NOW!

For one did you use a condom?

If not you are a moron and might just have gonaria or something.

Go to the doctor and get a shot and it will be gone in alittle while, you don't have an STD probably just a bacteria infection.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHA my god, i laugh at you sir dumbass... i laugh at you.....

looks like they may have to cut the head off. hope you like pissing through a tube.

You would not have symptoms of an STI in less than 24 hours.

In Spiffy's words, "I smell a troll".

you might have just rubbed it raw and tore some skin.

try a small nail and some lighter fluid to clear that up

Um... does anybody besides me think this kid is completely full of shit?

^^^ I agree, he's got to be trying to play us for fools or something. But I don't want to know where he got that picture from if he is

yo, i thought he was full of shit, who puts a picture of their (supposedly) abnormal cock and posts it on totse? and why ask for supid advice like that. a) we dont want to see your cock. b) if it really is infected, go see a fucking doctor!

damnit mojo. i wanted to say that. i will anyways, i smell a troll.

on the off chance this is legit, it looks like a chanker, go to a doctor.

definatly troll.. first of all what uncle would take you out hooker bangen if your 13.. sounds like bullshit to me

either way the story amused me, even if it is a falsity.

if it isn't, that fucking blows for you man. did you wear a jimmy hat? heh.

quote:Originally posted by jp33487:

Hi for my 13th birthday (yesterday) my uncle took me to the corner to get me a hooker to have anal sex with. So i did it since its not really considered loosin virginity in the ass. =)

does anyone know what it could be?

You stupid fucking troll. All you did was chafe and bruise your dick from wacking it too much without proper lube.

Did you make that story up for attention? or just because you were embarassed about it? Because it sure couldn't have been to show off your small prepubescent penis.

Take Care,

Kangy

No i did not wear a condom. My uncle said it dont feel "REAL". I came back from the doctor today and they got a needle and extracted all this green fluid out of my penis head. Really sick

They said it might be okay and next time i get with a hooker wear a condom

ROFL. I think those 4 letters basically sums up what i want to say. So.......

BTW, tell your uncle he is a fucking dumbass and I think he wants to kill you.

And anal sex is sex. So good job you lost your virginity to a 50 year old mom that has to support 4 kids at home.

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Two words kid: "Dumb Ass"

quote:Originally posted by jp33487:

they got a needle and extracted all this green fluid out of my penis head.

well that was probably all the STD. that's right, they can simply extract STDs with a syringe! isn't the future wonderful?

I would just get some sandpaper and sand it down. Works for me.



Shek

Ummmmm not be judgemental or anything but what kinda family member gives someone a hooker for their birthday....13th birthday. That is so fucked up. Well all I can say is serves ya right!!

i hope you have better luck with ladies in the furure.

you have hairy hands for a 13 year old..

*is dubious*

quote:Originally posted by DrWakiHo:

i hope you have better luck with ladies in the furure.

Maybe it wasn't a lady? Now that would be funny.

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New motto

if you gonna stick it, you better equip it....



=)



I am now diseased to spread around the world to virgin hoes muwhahhha

Looks like a mild herpes outbreak to me.

I know it's already been said but...Damn your a stupid muthrfukr. *puts on his shit kickers* getting kinda deep ehh? Like you would have shown dramatic symptoms the next fucking day?? Shut yer pie hole kid.

I believe that's enough retardedness for one thread.