I was reading another thread here, and it reminded me of a situation I was in once, and I figured, hey, why not start a thread about these interesting stories? They don't have to be "erotic", so much as "Wow" or "OMG, that's hilarious", if you get the idea.

So here goes mine.

Last year at college, my girlfriend had called me and said she was on her way over. She lived at a state college 20 miles from the private college I attended, so it would be a little while before she got there.

By the time she arrived, my two roommates had just left for night class. So we sat on the couch and watched a movie. About halfway through, I feel her hand go down the front of my pants, and I knew what that meant. So I got up and went to lock the door so that my roommates wouldn't just barge in while we were fucking. But then I remembered: I had just finished moving into that room, and I hadn't received a key card for it yet. I looked around for something to hold the door shut, and the only thing I found was my 50 pound crate of programming journals. (For those of you that don't know, I'm a *huge* geek.) So I slid that in front of the door, falsely assuring myself (and my girlfriend) that they wouldn't be able to open the door with it there. So I sit back down on the couch, the pants come off, and we start going at it.

About an hour into it, the screen on my computer turns off, as expected. Either way, it caught my eye, and I glance over my girlfriend's shoulder. Well, come to find out, the light on my web cam was on. Earlier in the week, I had written some software to take a picture every 10 seconds and upload it to my web site. (Like I said, I'm a geek.) I completely forgot that it was on, but I wasn't going to say anything, because I'm not a big fan of pain... or, yanno... not having sex, either. My girlfriend looks at me, and to make sure she doesn't turn around to look, I pull her toward me and kiss her. Literally, 15 seconds later, I hear the voices of my roommates coming down the hall. "OH SHIT!" I yell, right into her mouth. She stands up off me, puts her pants on, and I do the same. I no more than finish buttoning them, when my roommates come in. I could tell they knew what was going on when I hear one of them say "So... what are you two doing just standing in the middle of a dark room?"

After my girl left the next morning, one of my roommates tells me that he and three other people, plus the instructor had seen almost the entire thing on my web site.

I dropped the class the same day.

Okay, YOUR TURN.

LOL, that's fuckin' funny.. I'll post one of mine, later, when I got's the time

virtual high five

i posted this in the rape fantasies thread... i have more, but i'm lazy

well, my girlfriend and i were laying in bed one night after sex, the usual pillow talk situation. we were talking about our fantasies and what we've always wanted to try, have done to us, etc. i was telling her about how i've always wanted to try a something little more along the lines of s/d.

then out of nowhere, she tells me that she wished she could get raped, but not scary. those were her exact words. then we started talking about how people want to be raped and like to feel violated and helpless. about how girls really get off on it. then we started talking about the book i had just finished reading called "choke" by chuck palahniuk (great book BTW). in the book, there was a pretty graphic rape scene that really got me turned on when i read it. then she read the book and agreed. we talked on the subject for a few days, then it seemed to have faded out.

we tried a few different rape scenarios for a month or two and we really liked it a lot. it was a lot of fun to rape her and have complete control over her. i liked it even more when she fought back and bit me, or dug her nails into my back. but nothing too hardcore really happened, it was just me being a little more forceful than normal, and a little bit rough.

then, one day when i knew her parents were at work and we didn't have school (over christmas break) we planned that i would visit her during the day. i expected that she would be home, and we'd have a day alone in her bed, doing our usual thing. however, when i got to her house i find that she's in the shower. i'm still not sure whether she did that intentionally. at that moment, i decided that i wanted to rape her. for real. so quickly, i grabbed one of her brother's knives, and ran into her bedroom. i stripped completely naked, pulled a stocking over my head, and hid in her closet.

she got out of the shower, and i heard her walking down the hallway, knowing that she wasn't wearing anything but a towel. she came inside her room, and started drying herself off. all of a sudden, i jump out of her closet, and put the knife to her neck (i made sure it wasn't sharp). i whispered into her ear that if she made a single noise, that it's be the last one she made. at this point, we were both standing stark naked in her bedroom, she was dripping wet, all shimery and slippery. her back was to me, and i could see us standing in her mirror. she looked amazing, i was so turned on at the sight of her that i could hardly stand it.

i ripped open my condom and put it on with one hand, still with the knife to her neck. then, i threw her onto the floor and she started to squirm away. i dragged her to the center of the room and climbed on top of her. she did resist, scrathed and bit me, fought back for all she was worth. but i overpowered her, pinned her down and put the knife back to her throat. i forced her legs apart. she screamed a little, so i grabbed her hair and pulled.. hard. she gave a little wince and dug her nails into my back really hard. it was great. i knew she was getting off on itm that made it even better. i forced myself inside of her and she began to moan, so i forced her mouth closed, and told her not to make a noise. after nealry 20 minutes of rape, i finally came and she shuddered, it was some of the best sex i've ever had. it was pure dominance. she didn't want me to fuck her, and i did anyway. she couldn't stop me if she tried.

i went to her got dressed and cleaned up, my back was bleeding from her nails and so was my shoulder where she bit me. when i came back to her room, she told me that it was the best sex she had ever had. it was one of my favorites too.

that experience open a whole new world of sex games and fantasies to us. we've been trying new things and experimenting ever since. now, i can;t think of anything i have't at least dabbled in a little or experimented with. that was probably one of the best days ever. i still have the scars.

Hmm. Interesting. Never really been into the rape thing, though. I like it when the girl is more dominant, actually. I guess I just like a girl that knows what she's doing and what she wants =P

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

Hmm. Interesting. Never really been into the rape thing, though. I like it when the girl is more dominant, actually. I guess I just like a girl that knows what she's doing and what she wants =P

yea, me too... i was just looking to please. she likes it, so it was fun.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

yea, me too... i was just looking to please. she likes it, so it was fun.

Always a good thing =)

*poke* *poke* yo truborn.. your webpage please!

Eyesore, that story was pretty hot, i gotta try that out myself.

Eyesore, I just have to say you rock. That is all...

well one time me and gf were in a small as little spare bedroom and i was titty fuckin her right, after i was done we were putting on clothes and im standing against the door sorta because it doesnt have a lock and the next time i know her brother comes right in just as she is finishing putting on her shirt but it looked like she was just fixing it thank god i was mighty scared.

just a little story not to interesting

oh, i've got other stories too, im just too lazy to type them up... i'll get around to it one of these days though.

Eyesore..that is the embodiment of my fear. She didn't know it was you? What would you have done if she had gotten the upperhand somehow? You were that sure she wouldn't beat the shit out of you for doing something like that?

Oh well, dont think anything is going to beat that story, but here is mine:

So I like to collect fun undergarments, and I love going shopping for them.

Once I dragged Ryan out shopping with me. He was pretty bored the entire time, but it had to be done. I needed to go buy gifts for a round of bdays that were coming up. Anyway, I got my stuff, and it was pretty late and we were on our way home when he passed my favorite store, Pracillas. It always has a unique selection. There was an hour left before they closed so I made him go back and stop. He of course groaned like the best of them. Another store.

Of course it grabbed his attention, being a sex shop and all. We looked at the toys, and I tickled him with a few feathers. I held up a few of the more ridiculous mens gstrings to him, and teased him a little. Then I started browsing for my stuff.

He started to loose interest again, so I walked up behind him and hugged him, and whispered in his ear, and asked him what he would like to see me in. I walked around and picked up random outfits, and he picked out a few, then I went to the dressing rooms and tried them on. Each time I came out and rubbed up against him and kissed on him, asked him how he liked it. We settled on a few outfits, and I bought them, then went back home to try them out.

I went into the bathroom to change, got all dolled up with some fun stuff and came out- and he was standing in the middle of the bed, flexing his very cute but somewhat small muscles, wearing a thong. And not just any thing. A TUCAN thong. The crotch looked like the nose of tucan sam from the fruitloops box!!

I about died laughing, he looked so absurd. I tried to walk over to him, but I ended up tripping over the highheels I was wearing and landed flat on my face. He jumped down to see if I was okay, kissed my forehead and wiped off my then smeared lipstick.

We started making out and it was getting really hot and heavy again when I went to go pull those ridiculous drawers off him- I reached down and pulled, and they whoooped at me. There was a thing in the nose that when pressed, whoooped. We both cracked up again and that was the end of it.

I took off my giant high heels, and we crawled into bed. I asked him what on earth possessed him to get that thing- and he said because it felt like I was pushing him to get something, and he thought that with his long hair, the jungle theme would make him look like Tarzan.

We went to sleep like that, and then tried again in the morning.

a perfect example of what can go wrong while playing dress up.

quote:Originally posted by Isabel:

Eyesore..that is the embodiment of my fear. She didn't know it was you? What would you have done if she had gotten the upperhand somehow? You were that sure she wouldn't beat the shit out of you for doing something like that?

see, i knew she was really into that kind of thing... so, i figure it was worth a try. she more or less knew it was me, but it all just added to the mood kind of. it's hard to explain.

BTW, i liked your story a lot too. it was really funny. i just got a picture of myself in a tucan sam kind of thong and nearly started crying i was laughing so hard.

well, im bored and can't sleep, so i'm going to write out another one of my stories. this one was spurred into my memory by the thread about the kid who had sex in his photo class in school.

some background info before i start, it should be said that my girlfriend is a cheerleader. she's tall blonde and has a really nice body. if i knew how to post a pic, i would. the school i go to lets us out during last period on days that there are pep rallies for the football team. everyone shuffles into the gym, the cheerleaders get in their uniforms, dance around a little, the band plays, the football players act like jerkoffs, you know how it goes. another side note, i love being pushed around and i love when my girl pounces me. it's hot.

well, one day during school, on a friday before a football game, our school let's us out early for a pep ralley. and while everyone was packing into the gymnasium, the cheerleaders were in a line outsude the doors, doing a little dance, being all happy like they do. my girlfriend was in one of the lines and pulls me off to the side while everyone else is going in. she tells me to go back to my locker, that i forgot my trig book and i had homework.

at first, i was puzzled by that, i knew for a fact that i had no work to do for trig, but i figured i had better listen to her. so i go back to the now empty hall where my locker was. not a sole there. i open my locker, grab my trig book, and start going back to the gym. on my way there, i see her walking towards me, looking all hot in her little red and blue skirt. when we meet, she says "jay, follow me to my locker, you have to take my books too." i think nothing of it, and follow her to another secluded hall.

on the way to her locker, we pass the hall to the teachers lounge. none of the teachers are anywhere to be found, they're all in the gym, watching the pep ralley that we were missing. out of nowhere, she grabs the neck of my shirt and practically throws me into this hallway, completely out of sight. this is when it dawned on me what was going on. she pushed me up against the wall, and had my pants undone in seconds. she wasn't wearing underwear under her skirt.

my pants fell to my ankles and i pulled her skirt up as i, in turn, put her against the opposite wall. in mere seconds, her legs were around my waist i was firmly latched onto her ass, holding her up. it was one of the most passionate sexual experiences i have ever had. afterward, we just kind of blended into the crowd leaving the school.

the only consequences were that she was benched for the game, because of missing the pep ralley. but it was well worth it. this story has given us bragging rights over nearly all of our friends, they try to out-sex us, but just can't.

nice work kids!

[This message has been edited by ATypiCalStuDenT (edited 09-17-2003).]

Damn Eyesore, in a school hallway? You've got balls dude.

Now I'm curious as to what she looks like since you mentioned a pic. Ah well, great story.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

yea, me too... i was just looking to please. she likes it, so it was fun.

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