What is the best thing to whisper into a girls ear, and how do you follow up what you say?

Baby, i'm gonna fuck you till the cows come home

and of course, you do exactly that, with a little foreplay of course

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i had sex with your mom

you just whisper softly and slowly all the bad things running through your mind. anything from wanting to lick chocolate syrup off of her nipples to wanting to run an ice cube down her neck.

quote:Originally posted by Whiplash_89:

i had sex with your mom

say that while you're in her from behind, and see how long you can keep it in. Bullrider!

p.s. - I do not condone actually doing that. I cannot be held accountable for any personal injury sustained by those who desire to try this

quote:Originally posted by more_cake:

say that while you're in her from behind, and see how long you can keep it in. Bullrider!

p.s. - I do not condone actually doing that. I cannot be held accountable for any personal injury sustained by those who desire to try this



Rotf.... Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Okay, here's my favorite:

"Wanna see my vagina?" And then when she goes "WHAT?", whisper "That's what I thought."

More fun could be had by all if your mouth was doing something besides whispering. Be creative.

"come with me and I'll give you a ride in my jag, and if you don't mind later on we can go back to my penthouse and sit in front of a warm fire, kindled with $100 bills"

As far as backing it up, heh heh, you're fucked aren't ya buddy. :P

"i love you" works magic

"you are beautiful"

"im so glad i met you"

i like doing a little thing like that and then kissing, nibbling on her ear. small affectionate kisses all over drives her nuts. i love it

Tell her, softly, when you're done making love to her, you're going to chop her head off and bury her in the backyard...You have to say that while groaning, or ultra quiet, so she is not sure if that is what she heard, and let it roll around in her mind...

If shes asks what you said, just mumble, "Oh, nothing..." And go on with your business...

Note: Not intended for significant others, just women you hook up with at random...

GODDAMN I LOVE FUCKING WITH PEOPLES MINDS

From my past experiences, it doesn't matter what you say, just with the right breathing on her neck, she'll get goosebumps and you get see her nipples through her shirt..

quote:Originally posted by smokabowl420:

GODDAMN I LOVE FUCKING WITH PEOPLES MINDS

Keep that up, and that's all you'll ever get to fuck with.

As for what to say; "I want you.."

Then you proceed to ravage and devour her.

And like someone else said, use your mouth for other things. And your teeth.

-Infrared



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"Don't you think my dick is bigger than your dad's? I sure do."



Shek

"That is a gun in my pocket, and I'm not happy..."

or

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND BEND OVER"

"Can I taste your blood? Pleeeese?"

"You've got thirty seconds then I'm comming after you in my SUV"

How about: "Before we start, you've never heard of &totse, right?"

"lets go shopping!"

^^Most effective suggestion yet. It's funny 'cause it's true.

wisper in her ear real soft like "touch my vagina"

I don't whisper anything, I usually purr or growl, depending on my mood. My girlfriend likes both...



Or, just use your tongue. That works too.

My friend Josh once got slapped when he whispered to his girl, in a tender and romantic moment, "Let's do it before my dad gets home."

"Stankin ass bitches, need to wash up, don't get mad when I don't want to fuck, you need soap and water."

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

you just whisper softly and slowly all the bad things running through your mind. anything from wanting to lick chocolate syrup off of her nipples to wanting to run an ice cube down her neck.

In the immortal words of Louis Ramey:

"Ladies, if any guy tells you he wants to cover you in honey from head to toe and then lick it off, he's never done it before. Sure he starts out at your toes, but by the time he gets to anything interesting, you're asleep and he's in a diabetic coma"

"You're the reason I'll have for coming home."

(on going into the armed forces)

quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

In the immortal words of Louis Ramey:

"Ladies, if any guy tells you he wants to cover you in honey from head to toe and then lick it off, he's never done it before. Sure he starts out at your toes, but by the time he gets to anything interesting, you're asleep and he's in a diabetic coma"

BAHAHAHA.... that's so true. that actually happened to me once, well more or less. it was part of a game we were playing and i started up at her neck, by the time i got to her chest, i was sticky and sick to my stomach, by the time i got to her stomach, i said "fuck this. im getting a towel" it kind of ruined them mood.

the lesson learned: only put chocolate syrup on the good spots.

"eat my ass and balls"

Pull a Dane Cook (comedian) - "ooohh...my dick feels like CORN"

or you could slowly and quietly chant something to yourself just loud enough for her to hear, like "I can do it, I can doing, I can do it..."

or try "those herpes sores have finally stopped burning..."

althoguh the second one probably works best during sex, the other two can be used almost anytime.

this is before you stranggle her with piano wire and punch her in the face.say "oh baby your sooooo hott i just want drown you in a kiddie pool and bury you up side down in my front yard". trust me that shit works so good but for some reason i dont get many second dates.huh wonder why?

Thanks for all your suggestions. I wasn't looking for something to say during sex. I just wanted to know somethings to say like if you are in class stading up and i wanted to say something that would intrigue a girl?

Thnx

Def

If you want to get a girl's attention, saying some of these things will definitely accomplish that. even not during sex. Personally, I think it would be amusing to tell a girl "My dick feels like corn" when you sit down next to her in class.

quote:Originally posted by Trueborn Vorpal:

Okay, here's my favorite:

"Wanna see my vagina?" And then when she goes "WHAT?", whisper "That's what I thought."

what happens if she wants to see your vagina?..heh, just whisper the first dirty thing in your mind man

Your tongue.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.SlippyFists:

"i love you" works magic

"you are beautiful"

"im so glad i met you"

i like doing a little thing like that and then kissing, nibbling on her ear. small affectionate kisses all over drives her nuts. i love it

Hell yea same shit with my girl its like say that and kiss her neck and shes like all over me

yeah shit like that works great for a g/f you care about, but like me, for now im single, and its so easy to get laid but theres no girls out there i consider long term relationship material. so when i fuck slutty girls or girls who just aren't my type, i say sick shit, just to push the limits. its funny though because i know a girl that when i was fucking her i said the shit about chopping her up, and it turns out shes MORE twisted than me...but that was cool, i actually keep her around as a friend cuz shes twisted...but she IS a total slut, she's done everyone i know, so i dont give a shit....