Well I was at a party on friday night every thing was going heaps good. Any way afew lines of speed and 24 beers later I ended up in my girlfriends bedroom maken out and geuess what I was to drunk to get it up but something felt difrent, And I didn't know what. So I floped it out to atempt to get a headjob, And FUCK I have never seen my cock so big before in my life. It whent from 7.5 inches to like dubble in size. After that my girlfrend refused to suck my dick and when I sober'd up the next day it whent back to normal. I'm still pissed of about it, it would have been great if my dick stayed the same size that night and if I got that headjob to.

any way, has this happend to any one else out there????????????????????????????????

uh.huh. suuurrreee...

a couple lines of speed and a case of beer? YOU COULDNT SEE STRAIGHT! no fucking wonder things were looking a *bit* skewwed. that kind of alcohol intake is enough to put out half the people I know.

fuck, of course it looked bigger. did you also notice the walls were bleeding, and you had six arms?

use some common sense.

You're a fucking retard!!!

A couple lines of speed, 24 beers and partying would make anyone see dumb things!!!

I'm surprised you even knew you were in a bedroom and not on a friggin' cloud!

P.S: Inches are different from centemetres...Just remember that "big boy!"

[This message has been edited by psycho_8b (edited 09-14-2003).]

Us ozzy's are big drinkers, ask any one of us how much we can drink, we drink to get paraletic. and yes I did feel like I was on a cloud. And yes I didn't really know were the fuck I was.

But my girlfriend told me the same thing as what I said, so it wasn't just me triping.

So just because you Amricans can't handle your pissy beer that tastes like crap dosen't mean I'm bullshiting. so bend over and go get fucked like the faggets you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You fucking convict cunt...I am from England NOT America!

Mr "7.5 inches"...Fucking retard!

its the drugs and acohol

Speed and alcohol?!

quote:Originally posted by wild kyle:

Us ozzy's are big drinkers, ask any one of us how much we can drink, we drink to get paraletic. and yes I did feel like I was on a cloud. And yes I didn't really know were the fuck I was.

But my girlfriend told me the same thing as what I said, so it wasn't just me triping.

So just because you Amricans can't handle your pissy beer that tastes like crap dosen't mean I'm bullshiting. so bend over and go get fucked like the faggets you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I think faggots is spelled with an O, you fucking alligator wrestler.

Yours only doubled in size?!! Mine Freakin..............eeehhhh!!! You wish!! Ya freakin Troll That was your buddy you were with that night, and you thought you had a girlfriend. ahahahahahahhahah



Ps. I thought people from down there were Aussies, not ozzys....hahahahaha

[This message has been edited by LwaysTired (edited 09-19-2003).]

Suck my mother fucking dick

Edit: ow well i will add something usefull: maybe you got an erection! whoopee

[This message has been edited by Forgotmypassword (edited 09-19-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Forgotmypassword:

Suck my mother fucking dick

Edit: ow well i will add something usefull: maybe you got an erection! whoopee

[This message has been edited by Forgotmypassword (edited 09-19-2003).]

You call that helpful?? You dumbass. Try and contribute something meaningful to the thread next time.

Dear:

[X] Clueless n00b

[_] Lamer

[_] Flamer

[_] Pervert

[_] Sexist

[_] Spammer

You are being flamed because:

[_] You obviously don´t know anything about the topic at hand.

[_] You started a pointless thread.

[_] You bumped a pointless thread.

[X] Your post contained nothing but crap.

As punishment, you must:

[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you´re doing.

[X] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.

[_] Give up your internet account.

[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.

ayo fuck these closet polesmokers...

personally whenever mine doubles in size i gotta scramble to get an extra shoe from somewhere...........aaggggggg

anyway

nah, when i took extacy i grew a couple of inches that i havent seen since. its just flesh so ive got no reason to doubt that its impossible.

and whats up with your girl refusing??

if ya hadnt guessed she didnt want it in her mouth...

sometimes when im really messed up i grow another penis, its weird.

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

You call that helpful?? You dumbass. Try and contribute something meaningful to the thread next time.

Dear:

[X] Clueless n00b

[_] Lamer

[_] Flamer

[_] Pervert

[_] Sexist

[_] Spammer

You are being flamed because:

[_] You obviously don´t know anything about the topic at hand.

[_] You started a pointless thread.

[_] You bumped a pointless thread.

[X] Your post contained nothing but crap.

As punishment, you must:

[_] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you´re doing.

[X] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.

[_] Give up your internet account.

[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.

that made me laugh! I was in a very depressed mood when i posted that previous thingy and now i am quite happy :P

well we all know that if she refuses you just pull the 'ol mushroom slap!

heh on another note, you are a complete fucking retard and should be executed.

I honestly severely doubt that your dick got "double the size" so what you were bustin 15 inches?

damn...