I am probably repeating a subject done previously-but I am new and could care less.



What's your poison when having sex. (if any)

..or favorite drug induced expierence.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/004304.html

But I'll post here 'cause I accidentally deleted the post on that thread when I meant to edit it.

Sex and...

Amphetamines: Hours of tireless fucking, no one actually climaxes.

Cannabis: Guys tend to giggle and/or leave their socks on. Yes you do, you just forget later.

Deleriants: Good luck hitting the target as it seems to keep moving.

Dissociatives: You may end up killing your partner in paranoid self-defense with your bare hands. These are bad drugs. (PCP, DXM)

Ecstasy: I hear sex is pretty good on X.

Hallucinogens: What color is an orgasm? Such pressing questions take precedence over actually doing it.

Opiates: Nothing like a good puke and a fuck, not necessarily in that order and not necessarily one after the other.

But sex is it's own drug. I wish I could mainline it.



[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 09-15-2003).]

I think Meth was put on this earth for the sole purpose of getting people to fuck and fuck and fuck. dcindy, you claimed that there is no climax to sex/meth. Maybe with Amphedine/crank/speed, but if you took that crap and reduced it, or bought it reduced, you'd have crystal methamphedimine, and although yes it took the good part of a day, me and the girl I was working over, had climaxed-she climaxed in half the time that it took me, but after her initial "bodyquake", she just kept on having them. I thought she was having a siezure. For a good 4 or 5 hours she had non-stop convulsions. When I climaxed, well, I needed some smelling salt(passed out) and she needed a raincoat. I've had similar expierence's with different girl's too.

I remember speed being half-ass, and coke is joke(and more expensive and alot more dangerous go figure)

Weed? If you smoke weed-your dick goes on strike!

Alcohol- getting drunk before sex is like Bush's vocabulary skills, pure belligerence.

Xtacy- is basically that half-ass speed mentioned above, in a pill form with a tree huggin symbol on it. (and that's the good shit if there is such a thing regarding xtacy)

Shrooms and Acid- shrooms you can put in between the weed and alcohol categories.

Acid, I've had this expierence, first, the chick that I was with was this fine 19 yr old Canadien, and because of time it was the only expierence. Because I was on acid, the only thing I remember that night was what felt like a hatchet that driven into my face. I could barely move it hurt so bad.(the suffering men go though just to get their dick wet for a moment) Anyways moral of the story: Acid is only for those weird people who beat the hell outta each other while having sex.

Heroin- wouldn't know.

Conclusion-



Meth is the measuring stick, when it comes to maximizing your sexual expierence. Suprizingly second place goes to "Sober". Everything else is more of an obsticle in which you're trying to overcome during sex.

Please if you know of something not mentioned here, post it.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Deleriants: Good luck hitting the target as it seems to keep moving.

Now I have to know what a deleriant is, because that's fucking hysterical. I have to recommend that shit to people.

pcp. definatly pcp

^^guh, that's the worst! See my comment on "dissociatives."

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Now I have to know what a deleriant is, because that's fucking hysterical. I have to recommend that shit to people.

Deleriants are as the name suggests...they induce a state of delerium which, depending on the user and his/her mindset, can range from mildly hallucinogenic to borderline, though temporary, psychosis. These are exotic plants such as datura, mandrake and belladonna. But don't use these unless you know what you're doing; these plants are also toxic.

For a cheap deleriant thrill, try Benadryl(dimenhydrinate) or Dramamine (diphenhydramine) in dosages higher than the package recommends. I say this for informational purposes only and do not recommend anyone do anything illegal or dangerous.

Who needs drugs with sex, though?

Might as well include a little plug for a nice little drug-related BBS. (http://pharmacist2.proboards22.com/index.cgi) It has just been rebuilt after a savage hacking.





[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 09-13-2003).]

Alcohol!

Makes ugly girls look good and sexy girls like supermodels!

Also enough of it can make me go for hours...About 6-8 pints of beer or a load of shots will do the trick!

Awake enough to have sex but de-sensitized enough to not blow my load!

^^Right-O!

A "2" at 10 is a "10" at 2.

As long as a chick is in decent shape, I can have fun. Ugly ? Unless she looks like that dude in the movie "Mask" w/cher, or Mini Driver, count me in. If she's in decent shape(average h/w ration) she can be groomed.

So, I've never bought into the "I'll need a case of beer to hit that" crap. If a guy would hit it drunk-he'd hit sober.

Guy's shouldn't be giving it up to fat chicks for obvious reason's, most importantly nobody should reward slob's, plain and simple. Make 'em run around the block once in a while and earn it.

If only we could market Phencyclidine as a viagra replacement.

It'd certainly make the morning papers more interesting.

weed, dick on strike?? what the fuck.. no it doesn't, sex is great on weed!!!!

Any kind of upper would obviously make for an interesting experience... but wouldn't it be kind of dangerous to jack your heart rate up that much when its already jacked up to begin with? Hehehe. I said "jack up" in a topic about sex.

Oh, and don't try fucking on DXM, it just won't work. If you do manage to get it up, you probably won't be able to move properly. If you manage to actually figure out how to move properly, you probably won't feel anything. If you feel anything and can actual have an orgasm on DXM.. ADIOS, MOTHERFUCKER! (it might make your head blow off).

What a shame. I always wanted to get laid while on the Dex.

<b>what the fuck.. no it doesn't, sex is great on weed</b>



....what does she say?

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Now I have to know what a deleriant is, because that's fucking hysterical. I have to recommend that shit to people.

The thing with alot of deleriants is they make you delirious, like whatever you imagine is the real world. You don't think, "hey the acid is making this vagina all wavy", you think "stop running away from me vagina!"

Deadly Cindy has an answer to every question.

"Dissociatives: You may end up killing your partner in paranoid self-defense with your bare hands. These are bad drugs. (PCP, DXM)"

that is one of the greatest things I have ever read on totse...

"harder....Harder......what are you doing?............MY LEG!"

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

These are exotic plants such as datura, mandrake and belladonna. But don't use these unless you know what you're doing; these plants are also toxic.

Hm. Maybe my toxic plant collection has another purpose afterall... I love foxglove and nightshade (datura and belladonna, respectively) but they are quite toxic. People actually ingest some and live? I'm impressed.

Datura fucks you up for days on end, you have no idea what the hell is going on for like 3 days, you just wander around tripping your balls off. In Africa, I think, they make this zombie juice with datura flowers and blowfish and some other poisons.