ok so when im hooking up with my girlfreind of like a week, when i want her to give me head ( im almost positive she will ) what do i say? should i say do you want to suck my dick? or do you want to give me head? thanks for the help, im just wondering whats the most curtious ( sp? ) way to ask to get my nuts sucked

Just say 'will you give me head?'. Make SURE you masterbate ahead of time with sandpaper, otherwise she won't give you head.



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Just say 'will you give me head?'. Make SURE you masterbate ahead of time with sandpaper, otherwise she won't give you head.



Shek



wurd nigga.

quote:Originally posted by pumpyouup:

ok so when im hooking up with my girlfreind of like a week, when i want her to give me head ( im almost positive she will ) what do i say? should i say do you want to suck my dick? or do you want to give me head? thanks for the help, im just wondering whats the most curtious ( sp? ) way to ask to get my nuts sucked

"Suck it you dirty cum-slut whore."

this works, trust me.

just tell her its good for her.

just next time your with her and I know someone else on here has said this before but just look down at your dick and then her and say well it's not gunna suck it's self...



Vince

It's very simple. Just look deep into her eyes, tell her how much you love her, how she completes your existence, and how you could never live without her glorious glow of beauty. Then whip it out, slap her in the face with it, and start whooping like a monkey. Results guaranteed.

tell her how you always dreamed of having a slutty whore like her suck your millimeter peter, if she hesitates grab her boob (thats if she isn't flat) with one hand and rub her crotch with the your other hand and tell her to be a good bitch and do what she's told

[This message has been edited by Graberweg (edited 09-13-2003).]

You could go down on her first... then she might be more inclined to.

I was wondering on this too, but its not my girlfriend. Its supposedly a girl whose a slut, but she doesn't really show it from what I see. I don't want to be talking with her and say "Hey, you wanna..suck my dick", or should I be more subtle about it?

Just say: "Did you know semen is chock full of vitamins? And I hear it tastes great too!"

quote:Originally posted by pumpyouup:

ok so when im hooking up with my girlfreind of like a week, when i want her to give me head ( im almost positive she will ) what do i say? should i say do you want to suck my dick? or do you want to give me head? thanks for the help, im just wondering whats the most curtious ( sp? ) way to ask to get my nuts sucked

Just play it by ear (setting a deadline of one week is a BAD idea). Obviously this is your first blowjob so dont get all freaked out about it, when it happens it's going to be unexpected. And oh yea, dont ask her for it-she'll give it when she feels like it.

Pull a gun on her.

Tell her that the clitoris is in the back of her throat

Just ask her if she wants to help you prevent prostate cancer.

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

It's very simple. Just look deep into her eyes, tell her how much you love her, how she completes your existence, and how you could never live without her glorious glow of beauty. Then whip it out, slap her in the face with it, and start whooping like a monkey. Results guaranteed.

Shit. Perfect.

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

It's very simple. Just look deep into her eyes, tell her how much you love her, how she completes your existence, and how you could never live without her glorious glow of beauty. Then whip it out, slap her in the face with it, and start whooping like a monkey. Results guaranteed.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You forgot the 'cum in her face, so she would learn her lesson' one