ok well my gf was giving me head in her bedroom.and her mom walked in and it startled my gf and she bit my you know what pretty hard i mean like nothing is worng with it no marks or anything it just hurts like fuck im not joking.and worst of all her mom came in and im kinda like pretty cool with her mom like yeah and her mom was like hella angry she kicked me out and shit..what should i tell her?

Tell her to shut up and kick her ass dammit! It's your gf and she can do whaterver she wants with you. Your gf WANTED to give you a bj so it's not like you forced her... she can this to her mom as well. For your cock, it there are no marks it should be ok... just a pain for a couple days maby. If you have blood in your urine or have trouble pissing then, I would go to the doctor.



[This message has been edited by JayMark (edited 09-12-2003).]

ur dicks probably ok but shove it up her moms ass

There's nothing you can tell her. The truth is known to all parties, so it's not like you can sweet talk your way out of this ("No, she wasn't giving me oral sex, ma'am, I just dropped my pen"). You might be better off not bringing it up the next time she's around, at least initially. If she's doing nothing but glaring at you, or worse, she tries throwing you out immediately, you might try apologizing, but there's no guarantee of what that'll do.

This will probably require nothing more than time, unless her mom's a total psycho. Let it blow over, no pun intended. Chances are she's sucked a dick or two in her day, so it's not like she has no idea how her daughter could do such a thing. It takes awhile for a parent to come to any sort of terms with the fact their child is a sexual creature, though, especially when confronted with it so obviously and unexpectedly.

What are the respective ages of you 2?

If you are the same age and 16 or over you don't have a problem it will blow over quiickly.

If you are older than here you might get the 'you should be responsible' andgle from her mum.

Just leave contact with her mum for a couple of days. Also tell you gf to explain that it is a normal thing and it isn't like you forced her or anyhting, or even that she didn't want to

Your a dumbass for getting a blowjob with parents in the house... I don't think you can earn back her trust. How old are you and more importantly your GF? If she is 17+ then it might be easier to convince her mom that it's OK, but any younger, your fucked.