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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-09-11, 03:22
RAY RAY is offline
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i have a weird question to ask. is it healthy to masterbate every night, is it good or no?
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Old 2003-09-11, 03:28
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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you know, masturbating will cause you to go blind. and it'll make hair grow outr of your palms too, if you do it too much. i suggest dropping it altogether.
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Old 2003-09-11, 03:29
stephanina stephanina is offline
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Q: How many threads have been posted on this in the past month?

A: Too many!

Masturbation won't hurt you.
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Old 2003-09-11, 12:02
jay666 jay666 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by RAY:

i have a weird question to ask. is it healthy to masterbate every night, is it good or no?

yes,no real harm ever came from jacking off..

also if your like me and theres normally a gap between when you have sex its very good for you.....

for one it'll stop you being a over horny bastard
 #5 
Old 2003-09-11, 14:52
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Wanking is all good...Once a night is a lot less than my current rate of 5 times a day average!

I wank a lot more than you and I'm perfectly fine and dandy!

Go ahead...All is fine!
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Old 2003-09-11, 15:09
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Masterbation is extremely important. What it does for your blood pressure and stress level is very important. But remember to always use sandpaper.



Shek
 #7 
Old 2003-09-11, 16:26
256 256 is offline
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Dude, for fuck's sake, it's "masturbation". U. Not E.
 #8 
Old 2003-09-11, 16:56
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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I thought this thread was about fishing

*walks out and goes to look for fishing forum*

*can't find one so comes back to S&A*

==this has been a random outburst from kangy==



Take Care,

Kangy
 #9 
Old 2003-09-12, 03:52
tapac tapac is offline
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your gonna get a small dink fucking asshole? smooth job chick will dig a small dink
 #10 
Old 2003-09-12, 05:58
shithawk shithawk is offline
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ray stop jerkin it and get a girl lol

j/k
 #11 
Old 2003-09-12, 07:16
jiscuit jiscuit is offline
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masturbation is unhealthy. if u masturbate too much u'll get premature ejeculation during sexual activities. but that's a good thing since i like cum and i like to cum fast. cum is such a magical word.

p.s. im asian
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Old 2003-09-12, 21:22
Nzyme Nzyme is offline
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quote:Originally posted by stephanina:

Masturbation won't hurt you.

Maybe not, but god kills a kitten each occasion.
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Old 2003-09-12, 21:27
irwins69 irwins69 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by RAY:

i have a weird question to ask. is it healthy to masterbate every night, is it good or no?

it is healthy to masterbate a s much as possible, i have up to 20 times in 1 day, fuck those borin sudays, the worst ull gte is a friction burn, use lub
 #14 
Old 2003-09-12, 22:26
Miller Miller is offline
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doctors actually reccomend masturbation....
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Old 2003-09-12, 22:37
El Axon El Axon is offline
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quote:Originally posted by 256:

Dude, for fuck's sake, it's "masturbation". U. Not E.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed... Having good grammar is a curse here on totse...
 #16 
Old 2003-09-12, 22:54
Lord Sorpington Lord Sorpington is offline
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Grammar has nothing to do with how you spell.
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Old 2003-09-13, 03:27
fa'ad fa'ad is offline
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quote:Originally posted by jiscuit:

masturbation is unhealthy. if u masturbate too much u'll get premature ejeculation during sexual activities. but that's a good thing since i like cum and i like to cum fast. cum is such a magical word.

p.s. im asian

wait wait wait, premature ejac. from too much jackin it? i hope this isn't true. hey is it true? i do it like .5-2 times a day.
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Old 2003-09-13, 06:12
icecold icecold is offline
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Old 2003-09-13, 06:49
GoNads GoNads is offline
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quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

i do it like .5-2 times a day.

WTF? How do you do it .5 times a day?

You get a boner, stroke it a little and then quit? Nobody likes a quitter...

Anyways, the guy who said he does it 5 times a day has waaaaaay to much time on his hands, or with his hands...
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Old 2003-09-14, 06:32
TEsteriZer TEsteriZer is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Masterbation is extremely important. What it does for your blood pressure and stress level is very important. But remember to always use sandpaper.

Shek

i want to see someone actually go home and sandpaper their dick because of you. that would be great.
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Old 2003-09-14, 08:14
Azachata Azachata is offline
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quote:Originally posted by TEsteriZer:

i want to see someone actually go home and sandpaper their dick because of you. that would be great.



Ok. You want to see a guy get himself off? Are you gay?
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Old 2003-09-14, 19:25
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If God DOES kill a kitten every time I pull myself off then I can assure you i will double my efforts!!!

Damned kittens!
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Old 2003-09-15, 09:15
Zarf Vreex Zarf Vreex is offline
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Take this test.

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