today i was staring at some girls boobs with her looking staright at me and i looked at her and she winked at me now my Q is if i should go after the pussy

ps

im new to that school so i dont anything about anyone and im a junior

Yes, always go after pussy.

-Easy

Maybe she thought you were looking at her face and not her boobs...But I could be wrong there!

Why not go and ask her out or something, man?!

she knew i was stairin at her boobs because i put my head down and i just stared. but her face is ugly she just has big boobs and a big ass and she not fat i dont know what to do because im a shy guy but i still get pussy because im nice and the girls always go "awwwww your so sweet" when i say somethin about them

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

she knew i was stairin at her boobs because i put my head down and i just stared. but her face is ugly she just has big boobs and a big ass and she not fat i dont know what to do because im a shy guy but i still get pussy because im nice and the girls always go "awwwww your so sweet" when i say somethin about them

Odd. Whenever I hear "awwwww your so sweet" its generally followed by "Can I get a ride?" or "Can you fix my computer?" or "Your such a great friend(can be alternated with listener)."

^^Actually, "Can you fix my computer" is one of my best pick-up lines. Works like a charm, and when it's "fixed," the guy's already in my house.

On-topic, yes, Cyp, you can bag this one easily. Not a pretty face? That's what darkness and/or rear entry is for.

im an ugly motherfucker but i know how to talk to girls and shit you know i get girls without bein good lookin

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

im an ugly motherfucker but i know how to talk to girls and shit you know i get girls without bein good lookin

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

i dont know what to do because im a shy guy but i still get pussy because im nice

Something is not adding up for me.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Not a pretty face? That's what darkness and/or rear entry is for.

Not always true. I once found myself being pursued by a girl with a gorgeous ass, magnificent breasts, and a face that only a reconstructive surgeon could love. And rear entry wouldn't have helped, as she had a voice somewhere between Chewbacca and Bobcat Goldthwait.

Ugh. I still have nightmares.

Paper bag and a gag!

If you have to ask that, you're an idiot.

She wasn't being cute, she was trying to fuck with your head. You suck.

always go for her cmon if she winks at u then she most likely likes u

If you get pussy, you wouldn't have had to ask that.

I agree with Spiffy on that one.

I'm sorry but I am just starting to get annoyed at all these repetitive stupid ass kiddie questions. I know i shouldn't because you don't know any better because your still a child but grow some fucking balls. If you want her than go for it. If you don't want her than don't. I don't see how you asking us what to do will help the situation. Shit we don't even know what you want. Do you expect us to tell you what you should do. It isn't my dick. I wont' be the one sticking it in her so I dont' see how what we have to say about it will help.

Try to do something on your own for fucks sake. The only way your going to learn is to just fucking do it and see what happens

Take Care,

Kangy

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Not a pretty face? That's what darkness and/or rear entry is for.

cindy you really just made my day reading that heh

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

Not always true. I once found myself being pursued by a girl with a gorgeous ass, magnificent breasts, and a face that only a reconstructive surgeon could love. And rear entry wouldn't have helped, as she had a voice somewhere between Chewbacca and Bobcat Goldthwait.

Ugh. I still have nightmares.

absolutely fucking hilarious

I love laughing out loud to posts on Totse.

Thanks A&A

quote:Originally posted by Horny Kangaroo Wrangler:

I agree with Spiffy on that one.

I'm sorry but I am just starting to get annoyed at all these repetitive stupid ass kiddie questions. I know i shouldn't because you don't know any better because your still a child but grow some fucking balls. If you want her than go for it. If you don't want her than don't. I don't see how you asking us what to do will help the situation. Shit we don't even know what you want. Do you expect us to tell you what you should do. It isn't my dick. I wont' be the one sticking it in her so I dont' see how what we have to say about it will help.

Try to do something on your own for fucks sake. The only way your going to learn is to just fucking do it and see what happens

Take Care,

Kangy

Yeah...I agree totally. I hardley come here cause of all the same bullshit that gets asked over and over.

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

Paper bag and a gag!

never fails

i say hook up with the girl then meet her friends, pick one out and go for her, (all this after gettin some ass of course) then dump the ugly chick for one of her hot friends...^^

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

today i was staring at some girls boobs with her looking staright at me and i looked at her and she winked at me now my Q is if i should go after the pussy

ps

im new to that school so i dont anything about anyone and im a junior

How about you first learn how to become a functioning member of society by learning how to write correctly.

And yes, you should go for any pussy that is available.

Don't feel bad, I correct everyone's grammar, that's because I crave attention : )

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

she knew i was stairin at her boobs because i put my head down and i just stared. but her face is ugly she just has big boobs and a big ass and she not fat i dont know what to do because im a shy guy but i still get pussy because im nice and the girls always go "awwwww your so sweet" when i say somethin about them

Oh man this guy is too new to have read my previous threads. I think I'll go kill myself now. ahh. Damnit.

AAAAAHhhhhHHHH! fuck! rRRRRRAAAARRRR! damnit dude that depresses me like crazy. I might go to bed now.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Originally posted by cypresshill819:

im an ugly motherfucker but i know how to talk to girls and shit you know i get girls without bein good lookin

quote:Originally posted by cypresshill819:

i dont know what to do because im a shy guy but i still get pussy because im nice

Something is not adding up for me.

me too dude i am experiencing the following symptoms of rage and heartbreak.

-accelerrated heart rate

-accelerrated breathing

-tears swelling up in eyes

-shivering

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

Odd. Whenever I hear "awwwww your so sweet" its generally followed by "Can I get a ride?" or "Can you fix my computer?" or "Your such a great friend(can be alternated with listener)."

thats exactly what happens to me...

fuck a pussy every 20 mins and call me in the morning

get the pussy and follow that advice

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

If you get pussy, you wouldn't have had to ask that.

Exactly. If you're so great at getting pussy. You obviously know what to do.

Shek

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